HaVoC Posted April 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 FFS, they're not piles! Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 i never said they were... Link to post Share on other sites
Myrddraal Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 they are. and this thread is what for exactly.... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 So you're not suffering from a bad case of the chalfonts? Ok. Still sounds painful Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Piles can be treated with creams, etc. This is far worse than piles, as it needs surgery or else it only gets worse. Unfortunately I caught it a bit late. Now I have an open wound on my a*se, plus a mild case of the runs due to the antibiotics I'm on. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Yes, but on the plus side... um... ... you get medical people to prod your *albartroth*! Some people pay good money for that, you know! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Feel free to take my place if you want... Link to post Share on other sites
Antagon Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 It wasn't a hemorroid in the end. It was an 'anal abscess', which is basically a gland or something that gets infected due to (probably) a hair growing in on it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think someone's telling you to get your fat *albatross* off the computer and go outside Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Nah, it can happen to anyone, although mainly young people get them apparently. Still, it hurts less to sit down now, so I'll be back for real soon Link to post Share on other sites
Dafool Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 You see, this is what happends, H_M, when you do the Wild thing in bed with other Arnie members to often. The reason why you got this problem is because you didn't use the Lube I gave you. So now you have a Anal rash. All you can do is wait for a while. And remeber to use the Lube the next time. I mean serously H_M, all night in the party pad, the whole house was shaking all night. I couldn't drink my coke without spilling it. And some fine art fell of the wall Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 That is so true. Link to post Share on other sites
enzo100 Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 .....i havent laughed so hard in a long time....im srry to hear it though mate..*snicker* Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Should we send in the A-Team? They were a "crack" commando unit. Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Oh, rofl. Anal. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Should we send in the A-Team? They were a "crack" commando unit. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Piles can be treated with creams, etc. This is far worse than piles, as it needs surgery or else it only gets worse. Unfortunately I caught it a bit late. Now I have an open wound on my a*se, plus a mild case of the runs due to the antibiotics I'm on. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "If you have a crack problem, if the hospitals screwed up, and if they're not busy in someones *albartroth*, maybe you can hire, the A team" A stands for *albartroth* Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 "...If you have a CRACK" problem..." Hmmm... maybe you should stay off the HARD stuff Link to post Share on other sites
squarepusher Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 Havoc Man you sicken me. I haven't posted in about a month and then I come back and the first thread I read is about your mouldy *albatross*. OH NOES!!! Jokse. Get better soon <3 Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 I hope you didn't just kiss my *albatross*! Link to post Share on other sites
squarepusher Posted April 6, 2005 Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 EW OH MAN. EW. OH. NO. REALLY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 6, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2005 An abscess I think Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 why did you feel the need to tell us you have a second *albartroth* hole? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Because it hurts? Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 So do alot of things. Like rakes. Honestly, whoever invented the rake should have been shot at birth. Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 I'm gonna start a new thread. # "I just opened a book and got a papercut" ;D Link to post Share on other sites
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