paranoiddroid Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Yikes that is somewhat disturbing googly boobs. Link to post Share on other sites
Azubi Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Speaking of googly eyes... Warning: contains bikini that barely contains something else http://imgur.com/a/JBFvz I genuinely don't know if that description is from a real feminist. Or someone trying to extract the urine, but sounding too much like a real Tumblr feminazi. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Bought a new knife for basic outdoorsy stuff. It's wicked sharp. I now have a bald patch on my arm from dicking about shaving it with said knife. It's one of these: They call it a wrecking knife. The first thing you must do with a knife is shave your arm to test how sharp it is! Bahco make great tools, that should be a bombproof piece of kit Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Also, drunk loads last night and not a peep of a hangover! (Sorry Azubi, saw your post in the other thread...) Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 I hardly ever get hangovers, either. Must be the extra pint and a half of blood I've got from being a Giant. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 The first thing you must do with a knife is shave your arm to test how sharp it is! Bahco make great tools, that should be a bombproof piece of kit I should think so, they say beating the spine of it with a claw hammer is Ok so it should take whatever I do to it. I wanted a small plain bushcrafty type blade, but without being a typical limpwristed bushcraft blade. This fits the bill perfectly. Even more so since I sat with a bit of polishing paste and a leather strop making it even sharper. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Looks like they built it as a site demolition tool, and contractors are animals with tools. If it can withstand that, it will be a good blade. Also need to get me a strop Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted April 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Bought a new knife for basic outdoorsy stuff. It's wicked sharp. I now have a bald patch on my arm from dicking about shaving it with said knife. It's one of these: They call it a wrecking knife. Lovely, there is a good argument that BAHCO invented the adjustable spanner as we know it. Good company, good tools. Yikes that is somewhat disturbing googly boobs. protoboobs. I'm just going to say this, if they went to all the trouble of making the product and filming the video they could have gone the extra step and hired a model with some serious boobs. I mean, it's a product based on exploiting the natural giggliness of boobs which is proportional to size. Fair play to the girl though, she gave it the beans. Really, there is no way of wording the above that doesn't make me sound like a pervy douche nozzle. Guilty as charged I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 This morning I was driving along side a convoy of roughly 17 classic minis, window down with my head out of the window like a happy dog mouth watering.. I've just walked into Horsham town centre to find the whole main square area absolutely choca with beautiful classic minis of all varieties.. I am literally in heaven, why do I need to go back to work?? God I wish I hadn't sold mine! Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Minis are truly awesome! Used to have a van Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Love a nice Mini Van! I used to have a 1275 Cooper loved every second but unfortunately my wallet couldn't keep up with my want to fiddle and tweak it! It was worse than Airsoft! Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 It was a 1 litre with a stage 3 head I think. Needed work and got rid. Gutted, it would be worth a fortune now... A mate of mine built a 1340 with a straight cut 'box, that was stupid quick and uncrashable. His dad had a 1293 turbo too. Good times Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 I have dreams of putting a 2L 16V Vauxhall engine with a 5 speed box and clutch into a clubby or extended round nose.. Look original from the outside but majorly bring the grin factor when you put your foot down. Modern car in a classic shell.. perfect for all the motorway driving I do! A lot of custom parts, subframe etc though! Either that or a standard 1275 Cooper S again with a stage 3 head and mint body work. Mmmm I'm now browsing classic car sales sites wishing I could afford one. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 So much money. So much. There's a small outfit near me that builds them, im sure he had a 2 litre vauxhall turbo engine in one kicking about 230bhp out...! Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 SO SO SO much money! It's so disappointingly mouthwaterily amazing! One day! It will be mine! There's a guy in Huddersfield that I'm quite pally with who has said it's definitely possible.. And there's quite a lot of info online.. I'd like to think I could do it myself but with next to no mechanical experience I think it might be a tall order! Still best way to learn is plunge right in the deep end! Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Go hayabusa Power with a sequential gearbox . Serious speed and grin factor. A place in Essex does this mod on minis , imps , fiat 500 and smart cars . Hill climb monsters !! Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Seen those motorbike engined ones on youtube. Bloody insane. They just don't sound right though to me, a bike engine in a car Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 I've seen the Busa conversion a friend has one... To be honest it's a bit too wild and uncontrollable plus its not as practical. You loose all the back space and you might as well say goodbye to your hearing in the future. It's awesome fun to drive but realistically it's not what I want! A 2L 16V will do me just fine and keep the back seats and hearing in check! Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted April 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Yeah, Z-Cars, I've had a go in one. Lovely, I'm more of a B6 Audi A4 1.8 20vT Quattro Avant sort of a guy these days. Fit all the SCUBA/airsoft/bike/whatever gear in it and go. Been looking for a ruined one to BAM up. Perhaps in the next 12 months. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 1.8 20vT I hate that engine with a passion. Several grands' worth of passat reduced to scrap value due to that horrible engine... Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Vodka, coke a cola, grenadine. Day off, yes! Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted April 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 I hate that engine with a passion. Several grands' worth of passat reduced to scrap value due to that horrible engine... Really? I think I remember that from the my eye thread. What happened? I've seen pictures of one that split in two half way up the block on a dyno run at 700+ bhp. Mine have always been super-reliable. I'd have the MK1 1.8t Octavia Elegance 4x4 too but the torsen 4x4 in the Passat/A4 is far superior to the Haldex in the Golf/Octavia/A3. Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Passat here are bad juju, I'd take a *suitcase* 302 Ford. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Really? I think I remember that from the my eye thread. What happened? I've seen pictures of one that split in two half way up the block on a dyno run at 700+ bhp. Mine have always been super-reliable. I'd have the MK1 1.8t Octavia Elegance 4x4 too but the torsen 4x4 in the Passat/A4 is far superior to the Haldex in the Golf/Octavia/A3. On paper a good engine, but suffer oil issues. My oil pump let go on the motorway due to sludging. It seized before I could lob it onto the hard shoulder. Full service history and I swapped the oil every 3000 miles, totally standard engine. No reason for it to die but it sludged anyway. I want to love it, it's a great car, and I really like the tiptronic gearbox too, but even if I rebuilt it I would be scared of it doing it again. It was also truly *suitcase* on fuel. Averaged 23 mpg and it was not driven hard at all. I'm like driving miss daisy more often than not, wife is the same. Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 23pmg is great for us here in the states. I got a friend with a sgit junkyard motor 80s vw rabbit diesel engine and it gets near 50 mpg. That's amazing for most motors in the category. Link to post Share on other sites
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