Tw1tch Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 22 hours ago, amateurstuntman said: Just hit them with a taser and shout "BREATHE". Probably works**does not work. I found out the other day it's quite easy to manufacture a taser from a disposable camera haha. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 41 minutes ago, Tw1tch said: I found out the other day it's quite easy to manufacture a taser from a disposable camera haha. Aaaaaaand you're on a watch list. So am I. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Probably every member of this forum is, just by being here. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 I'm sure I've been on watch lists for years as my online presence features a lot of "interesting" material. I've always had a fascination with "energetic devices" and so on. In fact I dread to remember what 16 year old disenfranchised, communist me was searching for on the internet. True facts tho, Arnies is actually a MI5 operated site. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 2 hours ago, Hedganian said: If I ever have cause to use an AED, I hope I'll have the presence of mind to say this as I press the button... Better than yelling "It's alive! It's aliiiiiiive!!" after you hit he button. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Don't forget to do CPR to the beat of "Staying Alive". Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Hedganian said: If I ever have cause to use an AED, I hope I'll have the presence of mind to say this as I press the button... Do it! It's also not been unknown to be mentioned when suspects have been tasered too. "did you zap him?" "yep, he rode the lightning. He shouldn't have run at me." Edit, didn't refresh and missed loads of posts. You will be amazed at what will flag up when you search for things. A lot is dismissed, but gets flagged nonetheless... Edit 2, it's annoying, as there are loads of things that I want to look at, purely from a technical point of view, but I know will have cops at the door if I do. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 That's why you get a VPN. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, hitmanNo2 said: That's why you get a VPN. I'm genuinely clueless about such things. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Caught a thief at work on Sunday and he's having his investigation today. It's open and closed though given you see him swinging from the bottle on camera. He's been a problem employee for a while now but thanks to HR wanting everyone to play nice it's difficult to manage people sometimes. Also expecting my fancy new holdall today (mine is falling apart so wouldn't hold up on a journey) along with some new craghoppers trousers and shirts. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Just been approvedto sit my final management academy course, so WC 20th May I'm in Bristol for 5 nights. Now to start researching places to eat and evening entertainment as never been. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Just received a permaban from the daily mail online app. A part of me is annoyed, as their moderation is arbitrary (and could learn a lot from tink...). It's a terrible rag, it really is effing awful, but I tried to use my comments to educate the illiterate and stupid. I was the hero the daily mail deserves, but not the one it needed. Another part of me couldn't give a flip about their petty articles and hugely one-sided reporting. It really was fun putting people in their places though. And just for poops and giggles, I did put in a complaint about my ban 😂 Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 Details, man... We demand details. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 It's boring really, I was commenting on a few articles, but the one that did it was one about a plane having to rtb due to water tanks not being full and passengers possibly running out of tea and coffee. As it was a Glaswegian flight, I may have made a few lighthearted remarks about the buckfast tanks being more important, and maybe some about heroin... It was banter, but someone at the daily heil hates me, as I regularly berate the paper in the comments section. As I said, boring, but it's made me smile in the most petty way that I wound up a staffer enough to ban me... 😂 Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 They had to remove you as you increased the mean IQ of the commenters. They like to keep it around 32. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 You're right. That was boring. They must have some right snowflakes as moderators. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 It's a terrible rag, I should have got myself banned ages ago! Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 Hello boys, I'm backkk! Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 ☹️ 😁 Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 NEW LAPTOP!* *laptop is second hand Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 Brand new laptopamabob! Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 NEW LAPTOP!* *laptop is second handSecond hand, self refurbished " I made this brick WORK" are bestSent from my H8324 using Tapatalk Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 This thing is super sexy. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 Faith in humanity restored:https://www.facebook.com/DBYACF/posts/2007982545918227 One of my cadets responded to a serious situation with skill and maturity, applying the first aid training she'd learned with the ACF at a real incident. It is a privilege to work with young people of this calibre, and it's why being an ACF instructor is such a rewarding experience. The ACF is open to young people aged 12-18 and adults aged 18-65. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 That is excellent work from her, I'm really impressed 😀 Edit, it won't mean anything I'm sure, but please pass my congratulations on to her when you can! Link to post Share on other sites
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