hawaiianjuggernaut Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 Here's a joke: LPAEGs. LOLOLOLOLOLOL....Too funny. holy cow that was funny. I laughed out loud seriously Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 ...and every time you see an fffing paintball stand outside a supermarket, shopping centre, cinema , you have to butt in and laugh at the amount of money they charge for ammo , and tell all their customers how much better, cheaper , more realistic Airsoft is !!! My favourite is to fake interest, let them do the whole 5 min sales pitch and only mention being an airsofter when they try to get you to sign on the dotted line Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted January 21, 2013 Report Share Posted January 21, 2013 My favourite is to fake interest, let them do the whole 5 min sales pitch and only mention being an airsofter when they try to get you to sign on the dotted line You sick son of a gun... Haha Link to post Share on other sites
DWZippy Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 When you spend 15 minutes talking your girlfriend through the different weights and why I load what I load [avoiding any conversations here about weight supremacy], before talking about why a 0.12 would technically be the best for CQB but isn't actually worth it due to the crappy quality of the ammo and how delicate the hop is. The ran off into a 20 minutes discussion about hollow point and FMJ rounds, and why they exist and what their strengths and weaknesses are. [although that's not really airsoft related] Link to post Share on other sites
Im going space Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Getting dumped by your girlfried "because you spend too much time playing soldier"... And she didnt like it when i took her... (she liked missionaries though... if you know what i mean ) Link to post Share on other sites
hawaiianjuggernaut Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Getting dumped by your girlfried "because you spend too much time playing soldier"... And she didnt like it when i took her... (she liked missionaries though... if you know what i mean ) What is a 'girlfired' I love funny typos. ''When every bit of kit or new pistol you own is tested to see if it is not going to be difficult to use by giving it to the missus, a person that doesn't know the diffference between a mag catch and slide release''. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Nickona Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 You might be an airsoft nerd when you can't watch a film without noticing things wrong with the kit or guns.. and then going on IMFDB and making sure you were right Link to post Share on other sites
masterpro72 Posted January 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 You might be an airsoft nerd if when you wake up in the middle of the night, you grab your gun and start clearing rooms around the house. Link to post Share on other sites
Brick Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 I once co-ordinated an assault on the food court at the trafford center, does that count? Link to post Share on other sites
Beeingmyself Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 You might be an airsoft nerd if you don't know that money spend on airsoft will bring you more fun that money spend on women!!! ;7) Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 If you tie your woman to the bed and make shooting her with an Airsoft gun part of your foreplay you can get fun out of both of them .. Now just the minor problem of finding a female that gets her kicks From being shot at !!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Beeingmyself Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 If you tie your woman to the bed and make shooting her with an Airsoft gun part of your foreplay you can get fun out of both of them .. Now just the minor problem of finding a female that gets her kicks From being shot at !!!! Thats was I been doing wrong for so long time thanks for clearing that up for mine thought every airsofter did that? She did thoug earn it at one time since she asked me if it was a sexual fetich of mine dressing up in military closing Dammit girl i'm not one of thoose impressionist thank you so much - now run!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
ToaDi Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 I've turned my girlfriend into an airsoft nerd, or more accurately a gun nerd, she now can name the guns as she watches a film and even screams at the TV telling the good guys in any movie to pick up the ammo from the bad guys they shoot... She'd be useful in a zombie apocalypse. She's a keeper Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Until she gets pee ed off and angry !! Remember she has now learned how to really hurt you Link to post Share on other sites
ToaDi Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 I am an airsoft nerd and proud of it lol, no I don't need to go to AA (Airsofters Anonymous) Link to post Share on other sites
hawaiianjuggernaut Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 I know some people who may need to go there... *cough cough* NONEX *cough cough* Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 I've never got why they use the word anonymous as the first thing you do is stand up and say "hello, my name is (insert name) and I'm an addict" Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 As any anonymous person can attend. It is only within the group that you are known and everything (should) stay within the group. At least that is the answer I got when I asked. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Fair enough. Although AFAIK (I'll have to double check with the other half, she has done counceling courses) that the confedentiality only extends as far as the therapist, but I would hope others in the group would have the morals to know not to gossip Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 25, 2013 Report Share Posted February 25, 2013 Well you do get a bit of a double edged sword on it. Yes you can tell someone dear to another member that they are an alcoholic / drug addict / sex addict / closet homosexual / whatever else they do one for now but then they could reveal the same information to someone dear to you. It is a bit like airsoft, you can both play honestly or one person can cheat, leaving the other person a choice of do they cheat back or just get on with it. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
hawaiianjuggernaut Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 You might be... If propane smells good to you. --Hawaiian Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 You might be... If propane smells good to you. --Hawaiian I like my Ultra gas smell, as faint as it is . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
emp3ror86 Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 You might be an airsoft nerd when you can tell the difference by smell between Ultair green gas, Coleman gas and propane. Link to post Share on other sites
hawaiianjuggernaut Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 You might be an airsoft nerd when you can tell the difference by smell between Ultair green gas, Coleman gas and propane. Coleman gas= Propane?? Link to post Share on other sites
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