Desolation mkII Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 So gents, some of you have girlfriends, some real and some Fireknife's. What are your plans for Valentines day? I will be working the night and then mostly be spending it hitting on lonely girls. You? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Well seeing as this is my first one without an actual real girlfriend I think I am just going to have 'who gives a *suitcase*' day . Just ignore it all, spend it like a normal day and then see if I can't attend one of those '*fruitcage* fest' things they do and get some. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Valentines Day? Isn't that when we dress up as old-time gangsters and wage turf wars on the fields? Would actually make me remember the date. So ronery... Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Ahem, you mean "Singles Awareness Day" Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 :'( Link to post Share on other sites
Infadel Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 I Think it's my favourite holiday because I've never once been disappointed anywhere near as much as the others. (Easter, Birthday, Halloween, Christmas & New Year) Sadly running the shop floor for the entirety of Friday, Saturday & Sunday 30Hr's Total and majority of it I'll be doing F All... Although if I wasn't working I'd rustle some pals up to go out* and play drinking games, Straight Mexican Tequila anyone?. Chat some ladies up then repeat on Saturday =) *if i had any that had their balls and are single\qualified wingmen (even though I don't play well with others) Link to post Share on other sites
Horsem4n Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 lol, i have never celebrated a valentine's day. im not going to start now either. Link to post Share on other sites
RSM Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Plans for Valentine's day....well, I was planning on taking the out of the whining singleton at the office. Openly complaining you've never had a Valentine's card and have been single on each of the 26 Valentine's days you've been around for is like sticking your hand up to the guy serving cups of STFU. Link to post Share on other sites
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bankz5152 Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Off with my GF to Smiths of Smithsfields for some lovely fresh steaky goodness. On my phone, my spelling will suck. Link to post Share on other sites
T3CH Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 I'm working so ours has moved to the 15th. She's getting a single red rose and a little teddy bear, (and hasn't a clue about that yet ) she's cooking me a steak. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 As always Tard the Cat has a card for this: Plus I really don't get Valentine's Day. Why do you need one day in the whole year to tell someone you care? What about the other 364? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
NeoVeNoM Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Plus I really don't get Valentine's Day. Why do you need one day in the whole year to tell someone you care? What about the other 364? 'FireKnife' I was thinking the same thing. Does it mean you get to be an albatross towards your loved one during the 364 days that are left? The logical way would be to ignore this day. because there is no element of surprise left, well maybe for the actual gift. Which gives room for trolling. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 I shall be away all weekend, so will cook wifey a good meal tonight. I don't do the whole fancy restaurant *suitcase* - elevated prices and more people crammed in - I can't stand the commercial... Er... Ness of it. I will buy a card, but only because the wife appreciates it. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 My girlfriend has told me not to bother getting her anything as she certainly won't be getting me anything. This works for me. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 My girlfriend has told me not to bother getting her anything as she certainly won't be getting me anything. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 For all you dateless peeps. Just burn a couple of £50 notes. It's a close simulation. Minus the sex of course. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 For all you dateless peeps. Just burn a couple of £50 notes. It's a close simulation. Minus the sex of course. Wait you actually get sex from your partner on Valentine's Day? You lucky *bramston pickle* . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
bankz5152 Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Dont do presents anymore. Its too much, its her birthday in Nov, 2 months xmas, 2 months Vday, 2 months my birthday so half the year its a fortune on gifts! So we only do birthdays. One thing I love is she hates cards as much as I do, well less hate more they are totally pointless (unless theres cash inside of course ) also made easier considering she has really bad hayfever even in the winter so I never have to get her flowers (thats millions saved already) also alergic to nuts so no expensive vday chocolates. Works out pretty well pour moi. Dinner is as much for me as it is for here, steaky beefy goodness. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Wait you actually get sex from your partner on Valentine's Day? You lucky *bramston pickle* . 'FireKnife' Luckily I don't put any special meaning on any particular day as daily is normal heh. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Luckily I don't put any special meaning on any particular day as daily is normal heh. Haha, very true. Though it could be worse, could have been the situation I had where I got told it was the thing you did before going to bed by one girl, never an adventurous soul her. also alergic to nuts so no expensive vday chocolates. 1: So tempted to put something very wrong............ 2: What you celebrate the victory over Europe in WW2 as well, you have a busy year . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Not a massive amount. Not in a relationship (the audience gasps) - not that I'd be that bothered by it anyway. don't do mothers day, don't get me started on fathers day. what a crock! I would go out but I spanked all my money on drink last sunday and airsoft bits so I'll kill time at the gym, then get high and browse through archived picture threads on here. rock and rollllllllllll Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_XIII Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 I'm personally going to be sitting back and appreciating the fact that all my money is mine and I don't have to worry about presents or booking a fancy meal. It's all a load of bullpoop. I'm not bitter because nobody loves me, honest! Link to post Share on other sites
adrian_geot Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Pfff Present+Fu** F*c* F***k Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Buy a box of those cheap Valentine's Cards they flog for kids to give out at school, set them up around the house with a suitable back stop to each one. Then clear my house of Valentine's soppy stuff, that would make me feel better. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
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