DarkLite Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 I know that in WW1 they sometimes had to pee into machineguns to keep them running, but this is a bit much: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/20...inebattery.html Link to post Share on other sites
JCYC5 Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 I remember reading about this... When it further develops and we can obtain a larger current and control the voltage... we can recharge our AEG batteries in the field! Everyone can use their minis with their stock guns...yum Link to post Share on other sites
Belladonna Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 mini batteries and micro penises... ah the inuendos we can use with ###### power.... Link to post Share on other sites
Inferno Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 - Oh no, battery depleted! - You know what to do pal... - Sure. Sorry guys, I'll be right back... After 3 minutes: - Okay, everything's sweet again! - Good boy! All right, move it... Link to post Share on other sites
Belladonna Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 rofl, yeah, just imagining people pissing on thier guns in the feild... the erm, not so sweet smell of success? Link to post Share on other sites
Inferno Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 It would be a bit nasty... Link to post Share on other sites
JCYC5 Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 What if you didn't "have enough"? HEY GUYS! I NEED TO CHARGE MY BATTERY! EVERYONE COME OVER! Hmm..... Link to post Share on other sites
Inferno Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 - Hey, why do you always drink so much before each skirmish? - Because I've got highly upgraded gun which needs a lot of power... Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Just imagine the RIS attachments. Link to post Share on other sites
Burke Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 W00t! SRC just released the Combat Cathetar Battery Charger!!!!! SRC for teh win. Link to post Share on other sites
Gir Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 I hope G&G makes a pee pee powered PEQ box. Pop the top and soak that bad boy with some urine. Hey, look on the bright side, it'll keep people hydrated too, so no more heat exaughtion problems. Link to post Share on other sites
flint Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Great. Guys showing up for the game with an AEG, a bag of bb's and a sixpack of Bud. It's starting to sound like hunting camp. Link to post Share on other sites
Scotchy829 Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Man, talk about getting caught with your pants around you ankles. ...Though I dont know what kind'a guy pees like that. The last thing I wanna do is get flanked or ambushed while *pissing* to 'fix' my battery. *Special mention goes to the movie "Water World".* Link to post Share on other sites
nuclear_darkness Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 "Other bodily fluids, such as tears, blood, and semen, would work easily as well to activate the battery." oh dear god Thats what it says on the second page Link to post Share on other sites
Frangible Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Well they used to widdle into musket barrels to clear powder residue from them so this can only be a good thing IMHO Link to post Share on other sites
The Waco Kid Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Surely for this site we need AEG's that run on hot air. Scratch that, a charger that can ru n off of methane......... On a serious note anyone know what the specs of the new Methanol Laptop power units will be like. I assume they will be avaliable comercially within a year as they have CAA aproval from 2007, yes you will be able to take a methanol filled tank onto an aircraft but not a ligther. Link to post Share on other sites
Inferno Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Methanol? That's better. Regardless the advantages of the pee pee battery system I wouldn't operate my gun with it. But this sounds nice. Hope that methanol won't be too expensive... Link to post Share on other sites
Morbidus Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 it would give hidration packs a whole new meaning the forumula would be: more water=more pee=more battery! Other bodily fluids, such as tears, blood, and semen, would work easily as well to activate the battery oh man oh man, those m203's would have an ENTIRELY new purpoce Link to post Share on other sites
snorkelman Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 if you're topping it up in-game beware of snipers lol Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 semen <{POST_SNAPBACK}> O rly? Link to post Share on other sites
UrPeaceKeeper Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 O rly? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dudes I wouldnt have a problem peeing on some certain guns (M16 variants come to mind)... but to power em with pee? Thats the opposite of what would happen on the real thing... I mean cmon, Airsoft is about the realism right? (IF thats true then the M16 series guns should jam every 1000 rounds due to improper cleaning.) Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 "Er, whats the FHM for?" "Oh, I'm running a 300% spring on a 12V. Needs a lot of 'charging', if you catch my drift." Link to post Share on other sites
IronWolf Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Hmmm, I can imagine some rather humorous (well, not for the victim) accidents happening... Electric Current + Urination = Pain Link to post Share on other sites
Terror_drone Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Its made to give your AEG some extra power for when the guy with a Vulcan minigun jumps out from behind a barrel Link to post Share on other sites
Soloman Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 ....That's just taking the P!ss... Link to post Share on other sites
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