Zero_DgZ Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 This is a semi-yearly tradition at the High Road forums in the vein of "your mamma wears combat boots." But those guys are a bunch of girly men with no sense of humor, so I wonder what you'd be able to come up with. And just as preemptive measure, I am posting Mr. T's "Treat Your Mother Right" video right here, so I don't have to listen to any jibba jabba from suckas who think we haven't already seen it a zillion times. 'Cause it ain't funny no more. Fool. Yo mamma so tactical, her change purse got a Magpul on it. Yo mamma so tactical, she puts OC on her chili. Yo mamma so tactical, her vacuum cleaner got an M203 and a Surefire mounted. Yo mamma so tactical, she got a MARPAT sunday dress. Yo mamma so tactical, her broom got a bayonet on it. Yo mamma so tactical, her stockings are made of Cordura. Yo mamma so tactical, when you cuss she washes out your mouth with Hoopes No. 9. Yo mamma so tactical, she got a parkerized wedding ring. What've you got? Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 yo momma's so tactical, her other car's an Apache. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Yo momma's so tactical, she "Eats Green Beret's for Breakfast!" Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 yo momma's so tactical, she uses Agent Orange as a weedkiller Link to post Share on other sites
hivemind Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Yo mama's so tactical, the sings cadence to put her babies to sleep! Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 yo momma so tactical, she uses a minigun as a food processor Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticMag Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Yo' mama's so tactical, her M16's been raped TWICE. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 yo momma's so tactical, her handbag is attached to her MOLLE vest Link to post Share on other sites
hivemind Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 You mama's so tactical, she serves MREs for Easter dinner! Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Yo momma's so tactical, she wears grenades instead of rollers in her hair, and her teeth are RIS compatible Link to post Share on other sites
BaldFish Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Your momma's so tactical, she cleans up in full NBC kit Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 yo momma's so tactical, she uses NVGs rather than turn on the light. Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticMag Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Yo' mama's so tactical, she rappels to work. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Yo momma's so tactical, her favorite TV show is "Cooking with Willie Pete" Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 your momma's so tactical she has RIS mounted tits Link to post Share on other sites
MooCow Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 yo mama's so tactical her shower gel is in DPM Link to post Share on other sites
billymak Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 That is sick yo... Yo Mamma is so tactical, she drops you off at school in a Blackhawk, spanks you in the name of Wanglin instead of grounding you, has nightvision reading glasses, drop-leg knife block and probably runs an airsoft site near you... She's so tactical, she practises aggressive evasive driving at the walmart/costco carpark, during rush hours... Hooah? Link to post Share on other sites
Belladonna Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Yo mamma so tactical she uses a 9milly as a hole punch. Link to post Share on other sites
letterbomb Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Yo mamma so tactical she has vertical grips on her cutlery. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Your momma's so tactical when i was about to screw her she pointed at her no-no spot and shouted 'roger that' Link to post Share on other sites
sturgis Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Your momma's so tactical when i was about to screw her she pointed at her no-no spot and shouted 'roger that' <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 nice one centurion, like it, like it yo momma so tactical, when she orgasms she shouts "HOO-AAH!" Link to post Share on other sites
MooCow Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 yo mamma so tactical she roasts the family dinner with an incindary nade Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Yo mommas so tactical, she yelled out what type of rifle killed Bambi's mum in the middle of the screening at the cinema Link to post Share on other sites
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