Vicks Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Do not eat a full tin of tescos basic tinned peaches which use by date is Jul 2004. I just did and now i'm going to throw up. Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 And you're not throwing up on your keyboard because...? Link to post Share on other sites
Vicks Posted July 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Because i put them in a rather large bowl, which is now re-filled with them. Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 ...he posts from his bathroom... Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 But...you just ate a can of it...so you have to throw up...am I right? EDIT: Ah, thanks for clearing that up, GuzziHero. Link to post Share on other sites
Vicks Posted July 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Aye, i was sick back into the bowl. Its not a pretty site i would take a picture for you all, but my mother is on holiday and took the camara with her ¬¬ Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Was that a fruit bowl or the toilet bowl you were eating them from? Link to post Share on other sites
Psaldorn Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Similarly do not eat live spiders or stinging jellyfish. Or knives.. Etc Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Don't you think you should have looked at the date first? Link to post Share on other sites
Thechom Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Not at all, Canned goods are "best before" meaning, "this wont be as nice as it could be after this time". Other things are "use by" meaning "eat this after the date, you will be ill". Was the can damaged at all Vicks? Remember everyone, if you have damaged cans, BIN THEM. You may get hella ill! Link to post Share on other sites
Vicks Posted July 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Don't you think you should have looked at the date first? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You see the thing was i sort of did look at the date, and though hmm i know a bit of ice cream will sort this out. Very bad idea, i'm going to bed now as hopefully ol' Iron stomach (my belly) will be able to deal with it. Link to post Share on other sites
snorkelman Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 theres shouldnt actually be anything wrong with it provided the can was intact had no rust dents or holes etc shelf life is pretty much indefinate You can sometimes see reports of folks eating canneed foods that have been sat for 20 years plus lol heres one anything comming back up the way is most likely to be a practical demonstration of mind over matter, in which case not reading the dates on the tin at all is probably the best option - ignorance is bliss Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 I've had food poisoning once, and it was with in-date food. Nothing else has killed me yet. Bring it on. Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Similarly do not eat live spiders or stinging jellyfish. Or knives.. Etc <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...or cucumber. Link to post Share on other sites
Vice Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Damn, I was just about to open my can of peaches too! Oh wait, it says december 06 *enjoys peaches* Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jebus Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Or Spar Meat Feast Pizza. I swear it's the reformed ham that gets me. Eugh... Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 thats what you get for shopping at spar- overpriced and not actually very good. Londis ftw! Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jebus Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 thats what you get for shopping at spar- overpriced and not actually very good. Londis ftw! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Only easily reachable shop around here. Unless you plan on walking/cycling twenty miles for food. Rural scotland. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Best thread EVAR Vicks: put the bowl in the fridge, then wait till your mum gets back. Should be nice and ripe then Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 "He who continues to dance, but ceases to amuse, shall feel the wrath" Link to post Share on other sites
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