Banzai Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 If there is one, he would never allow this. DUH DUH DUH (im still alive, but my eyes havent stopped bleeding) Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 "You know what they put on french fries in Holland?" "What?" "Mayonnaise." "Eurgh!" "I'm serious man, they f**kin' drown 'em in that s**t. I've seen 'em do it!" Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 eek, thats disgusting! Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 And I thought that extra light mayo was as hideous a crime as could be enacted.... Lime? In an egg-based dressing?! ... What does it taste like? Link to post Share on other sites
AqualungJM Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 Yech, just looking at that makes my stomach churn Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 Bleurggh! Lime flavoured Mayo? Excuse me, I just vomited out my spleen. Do I need it? Link to post Share on other sites
Antagon Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 I don't know whats worse, the product itself, or that the packaging IS *fruitcage* BILINGUAL. Why don't we put every God damn language on there while we're at it. Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted April 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 Its to trick good god fearing protestant white folks jkjk I have not tried it, and i refuse. Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 Mayonaise is nasty enough on its own. Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 Mayonaise is nasty enough on its own. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Seconded! Link to post Share on other sites
Puzo Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 Brown sauce is the master of all sauces, all bow down before your master sauce! *Bow* Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 *fruitcage* off! Heinz Tomato Ketchup is where it's at, sauce-wise! Link to post Share on other sites
BadAssTronaut Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 Brown sauce is the master of all sauces, all bow down before your master sauce! *Bow* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Amen to that No pun intended. Well, maybe just a little *Runs!* Link to post Share on other sites
screamin_weasel Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 *runs after badasstronaut with a comedy sized potato masher* "come back here with your ###### puns you punk. feel the wrath" Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 *fruitcage* off! Heinz Tomato Ketchup is where it's at, sauce-wise! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's a real man's sauce! Don't take that the wrong way, mind you. Tomato sauce is not involved in the making of babies. Link to post Share on other sites
AqualungJM Posted April 9, 2005 Report Share Posted April 9, 2005 Heinz Ketchup be teh bestest. Yet Ranch dressing does taste quite good with celery. Ever eat too much celery? Your mouth kinda goes numb....... Link to post Share on other sites
Cinder Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 My mom made cookies for something i forget what exactly, but i put some A1 steaksauce in the mix because i'm evil. Some how they tasted much better and are now a household recipe. Never mess with A1. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 10, 2005 Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 Can you give me the recipe? Link to post Share on other sites
Jedi2155 Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Heinz Ketchup be teh bestest. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Agreed! Mayo is t3h nasty! Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted April 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 In the begininning, the Universe and Mayonaise was created, which angered many and was often regarded as a rather bad decision. Link to post Share on other sites
Asso Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 If there is one, he would never allow this. DUH DUH DUH (im still alive, but my eyes havent stopped bleeding) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually it says ''with lemon juice'' (In spanish), so I guess it's either badly translated from Spanish to English or from English to Spanish. I'm not a big fan of Mayo but Mayo with Lemon tastes really good, by the way, Mayo with Lemon has been around for ages. Link to post Share on other sites
Magnus Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 ...but Mayo with Lemon tastes really good... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *glances at the Username, location, and back to the packaging on the mayo* Nothing I'm thinking could come across as politically correct. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 owned Lemon Mayo could be good, then again, it could be really *fruitcage* awful Link to post Share on other sites
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