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Ed Smasher

Bad pick up lines

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Lines that have worked for me:

 

"Who's your friend?"

"You're looking kinda hot, we're gonna need to get you out of those clothes"

"If I didn't have to work tomorrow, I'd bring you home with me"

"I'm bored, lets ditch this place and *fruitcage*/have a drink/catch a movie"

"Don't talk to me"

 

-cocky-little-sh!t

 

<_<

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ok this has summin to do with this so i put it here if you ever get a female asking you this:

 

*female* how about we play soldiers .. you lay back and i blow the hell out of you.

 

;) you know how to re-act to that lol

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Women have to use pick-up lines? :blink:

 

:zorro:

 

I would have thought that Breasts were sufficient.

 

Slightly off topic:

 

Man: "Hello there. I'm DarkLite, and I am the fastest seducer in the world."

Woman: "Really?"

Man: "Yes. I've taken a liking to you, and I would like to have you."

Woman: "Will I enjoy it?"

Man: "Didn't you?"

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I've never used a pick-up line but a mate of mine would often saunter up to a girl he'd taken a fancy to and say:

 

"What's a nice place like this doing with a girl like you in it?"

 

I'd say about 9/10 times it would make them laugh as it was a nice turn around on the old "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" (just in case some non Brits aren't familiar with that cliched line) and thus he'd be able to strike-up a conversation and talk normally from there :)

 

Cheers

F

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"You're cute. Can I have your number?" (Actual game my friend and I played, that was all we were allowed to say, and surprisingly, it worked about 50% of the time!)

 

And to quote Castor Troy, my favorite line of all time...

 

"If I were to let you suck my tounge, would you be greatful?"

 

And let's not forget the classic... "Nice shoes, wanna *fruitcage*?"

 

A little personal experience here. When I got out of the hospital and had very little energy (couldn't have sex) I would explain this to girls, and about half the time, I got a BJ out of it :D It helps to work at a club, where people are after sex anyway.

 

Aaron

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ones i have seen work..

man- are your hands cold?

 

woman- no

 

man- can you help use the bathroom then please, the doctor says i mustn't lift anything heavy..

 

 

and, just because it was funny.

 

a mate of mine had spent all night chatting up this stunning, gorgeous girl, and was finally getting somewhere.

 

til another guy walked up, handed him a tenner, and said" its ok mate, you win the bet, you can stop trying now..."

 

she slapped him, i died with laughter

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I've used a few

 

"I must say, [ to girl who owned the house] you have a very nice decor.....like your breasts"

 

*talking like a pirate* "yarr....avast ye wench....prepare to board me"

 

In aussie to aussie girl *very british accent " Hello, im birtish, and even though i talk like hugh grant, i assure you i havent slept with a hooker"

 

Guess what......they ALL WORKED!!!!!

But i and they were hammered at the time so does that count?

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Women have to use pick-up lines? :blink:

 

:zorro:

I've never used them, I just used to text guys and say "you're cute, wanna go out with me?" Worked every time.

 

And let's not forget the classic... "Nice shoes, wanna *fruitcage*?"

I've been told of this one working, but they said boots rather than shoes.

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