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Mystery Creature found in Panama


DesertFoxRomel

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I've just had a quick look around the internets and the biologists who are tasked with identifing the creature think its a sloth thats somehow lost most of its hair (some is still visable on its lower torso). However the Sci-fi fan in me thinks its something else.

 

Josh

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No, it drowned.

 

It didn't have any of the characteristics of creatures that have been stoned to death, namely:

 

1. massive impact wounds

2. Bruising

 

But it did have those associated with drowning:

 

1. Bloated torso/abdomen

2. Loss of hair due to decomposition

 

Drowned. Hoax. Mewtwo died underwater and was found by some kids who couldn't tell a drowned sloth from a Mewtwo.

 

EDIT: Mis-spelt 'have any' as 'andy'. Somehow ¬_¬

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No, it drowned.

 

It didn't have any of the characteristics of creatures that have been stoned to death, namely:

 

1. massive impact wounds

2. Bruising

 

But it did have those associated with drowning:

 

1. Bloated torso/abdomen

2. Loss of hair due to decomposition

 

Drowned. Hoax. Mewtwo died underwater and was found by some kids who couldn't tell a drowned sloth from a Mewtwo.

 

EDIT: Mis-spelt 'have any' as 'andy'. Somehow ¬_¬

So that means that them teenagers lied and they didn't find *and stoned to death* the missing link from ape to man, or the extraterrestrial messenger of the impending apocalypse? :(

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