FireKnife Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I always get tested when I break up with a girl Sounds good and the best system to use i think. As for the whole size thing i always take the look of just let them decide, if they claim that you are too small, then just claim they are too wide, if they are that worried about it then find someone else. If someone's focus is on the size of you and that's it then why stay and listen to it. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 True, I find there is always a workaround though. The only time I have ever found I was inadequate to meet a girl's need we came up with a combo of things I probably shouldn't mention here. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Then use the 'British Code of Sexual Discussion' to describe it. But i have found that mine is, and i want this on record i am not boasting, a case of the girl goes to remove my trousers, sees it and stops, looks to take in the size of it and then tells me it is big / large. But i must admit i have never ever had an issue with it and i let them think what they want to. I don't mind, i just know i am going to make them hit multiples and that is all that matters, the skill. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Some guys just love to talk about their penis Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Some guys just love to talk about their penis If you got it and your not asmhamed of it then why care? I am happy to admit i am a red-blooded male with a trouser snake and a need to use it, like 99% of men out there. It is only the few who have chosen celibacy that don't. But then again i am not ashamed, i will answer any question you throw my way, anything. Oh and before someone asks i am not rying to screw Greg ok 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Hammerfall Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I got to page 7, i couldn't really be bothered reading further, especially when all i wanted to add was this simple, objective truth: Sweden is uber hawt, not the climate at least not when i went in January, but the people. I went there 1 year ago and i literally got RSI from turning my head so much. In Stockholm i don't think i seen one female that wasn't actually attractive. I know aesthetic beauty is an entirely subjective thing, but i'm sure i could solve the argument empirically by directing the philosophers to Sweden and simply saying '' There you go, philosophise that! '' It is really quite incontestable. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I'm not saying "Dont talk about your penis". Im saying "Dont spend half your posts saying you have a big penis". Got it, now Im ready to move on to new, other filthy discussions. I still love you though, just not in the way Greg does Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Good ol' Can't beat it man. Now what other filthy thinks that hang precariously on the edge of a lock can we have. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I feel it too. But I feel it for Greg too...Im so confused... Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Don't worry, from what i see and hear of Greg he says like he is down for a Guy Love Triangle. Right, now to actually getting some frigging sleep after about 36 hours awake, stupid sleeping disorder i have. Grrrrr. But i will save that for the other thread. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
tome Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 As for the whole size thing i always take the look of just let them decide, if they claim that you are too small, then just claim they are too wide. I tried this once.... and straight after i said "It's not me that's too small. It's you that's too wide! hahaha" *slap* "why did you hit me? What i said was a perfectly amicable reasoned subjective argument on the relativistic nature of dimensions. Hey why are you leaving? .... Don't go." Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 And that is why you don't compare a girl to a KFC Family Bucket. Finger licking good fun. Damn, forgot i am going there for lunch. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Mmmmmmmmm KFC..... Warm tasty KFC..... This made me (almost literally!) LOL : pyronecrobeastiality. Greg is made famous! Someone had to bring my mum into it didn't they! Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 As long ago as 2005? We didn't see the warnings Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Congratulations guys, since I joined Arnies on the old forums in, I think, december 2003, and in seven years this is actually the worst thread I have ever read on Arnies. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Worst meaning best right? Link to post Share on other sites
Brick Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 this is the first thread ever to bring tears to my eye's tears of laughter that is Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Something of Fireknife's might be bringing tears to Greg's for quite a different reason soon... Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Something of Fireknife's might be bringing tears to Greg's for quite a different reason soon... We ain't allowed to talk about that any more. But you're probably right. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Nah, with all Greg's experimenting, Im sure hes loosened up a bit. Silent but deadly Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Nah, with all Greg's experimenting, Im sure hes loosened up a bit. Silent but deadly ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Like a kipper down a corridor... Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Or a finger in the Millenium Dome? Got hundreds of those i can throw out. But yes no more me and Greg, as much as neither he nor i care about it, the mods may do so lets find something else to toe the line with. pyronecrobeastiality. You actually went and found it, man that i just bad, but yes if you don't calm down i will unleash it all upon you. But not in that way 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 My friend told me of a song about a similar subject, put to the tune of supercalifragilisticespialidocious Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Or a finger in the Millenium Dome? Got hundreds of those i can throw out. 'It's like swing ing a baseball bat in the albert hall', is my fave. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
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