Punkypink Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Freaky. But now we know he moonlights as a model http://www.escapade.co.uk/Fancy-Dress-Hats...d-Hat-30236.asp Link to post Share on other sites
RC-1138 Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 It is uncanny.... Link to post Share on other sites
Stealthbomber Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 That is all. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted January 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 omg Darklite is also a F1 driver! Edit: Christ. I just noticed. It's the 1st time I've ever thought a Desert Eagle looked small. Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Darklite am the stig? Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I shat brix Sorry for using the same picture. My hard drive got wiped and I lost my porn...I mean random pictures of Darklight that have nothing to do with masturbation. Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Holy ######, that IS a Deagle! Link to post Share on other sites
[-=O=-]^{Woozie} Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Darklite is not impress by this thread! *probably* EDIT: omg he does look like that dude you post Punkypink! Link to post Share on other sites
Horsem4n Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 honestly, why hasnt he posted here? he has to have seen it already! im totally busting a gut... Link to post Share on other sites
RC-1138 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Perhaps it's not wanting to comment on newfound knowledge of his secret doings? Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 That desert eagle cant be proper size... unless hes mahoosive! Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Not only is he the Stig, hes also Bigfoot! And the Loch Ness monster! Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites
Robinio Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Hurry, post funny pics of Darklite before he sees us! OH NOES, HE HAVE ALREADY POSTED! Link to post Share on other sites
Hammerfall Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I have been unfortunate to associate with him in the real world. He dwarfs me, and I'm at least 7ft... so he must be about 8ft. One could say the build and character of Bear. Link to post Share on other sites
askeytheman Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 When do I get to meet him? I'm 5ft 6. Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c207/Wac...0366_996830.jpg I am going to cut that tounge out, clean out the inside, stich up the open end, fill with air and go white water rafting. ITS HUGE, just like the rest of him* *Que comments of "thats what she said" Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Where's the pics of him with Bella's .50 AWM...? Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted January 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 That desert eagle cant be proper size... unless hes mahoosive! Yes it is. Where's the pics of him with Bella's .50 AWM...? Wheres the pics of him standing next to me? Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Darklite vs Chuck Norris... Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I'd have matched him to Ralf, not Michael Link to post Share on other sites
[-=O=-]^{Woozie} Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Darklite's Flopping Trout will beat Chunk Norris, Hands down. Link to post Share on other sites
Hammerfall Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Rumour has it his left nipple is in the shape of a PPsh-41 Link to post Share on other sites
Pureownage Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Some say he's the second coming of Kidscotland *runs* Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 I heard Darklights dispoportinate size is to make up for his small penis. *runs* Link to post Share on other sites
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