FireKnife Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Clearly the best bond, you are quite mad sir. Yes because he starred in one decent enough film and one that almost ended the franchise. He is not the worst, in order of best to worst it is: Connery, Craig, Dalton, Brosnan, Moore, Lazenby, Sellers, Niven. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 To be fair Dalton was let down by *suitcase* storylines trying to take the films in another direction Also where does Bob "I'll have a p please" Holness fit in that list? http://www.007james.com/articles/who_played_james_bond.php Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 True, but then he did have a bit of a wooden rather than cold persona. Something that is not great for Bond. Plus License to Kill, as bad as it was Dalton just didn't do that well in it either. Still nothing beats Moore and Lazenby as bad Bonds, the only difference is that Moore stayed on and actually has one or two good films (but also has two of the worst, Moonraker and Man with the Golden Gun). As for Holness, I should have put acted in film as, as Bob only played him in a radio broadcast. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted November 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Nope, you can't change my mind. Dalton played a cold, hard bond and the fact the franchise nearly got cancelled was down to people being bored of the tired format. The guy is a brutal murdering alcoholic, he's not supposed to be likable. Plus Pam Bouvier (Carey Lowell) is clearly and by a long margin the best bond girl. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 I am not trying to change your mind But I still just don't think Dalton played it casually enough, something about his Bond always felt like the guy was going to go off on a rage any second, still he beats camp Moore and 'wait was that an expression on my face' Lazenby. As for the near cancellation I thought it was they tried something new (License to Kill) it failed miserably and then you had fire and other things happen at the studios, along with Dalton going so had to sort out a new actor then they just pulled it through. Though it did lead to Goldeneye which is still one of the best Bond films around and the only one from the Brosnan era that I really enjoy watching again and again. True he is meant to be, he is meant to be cold, but not wooden and with no skill. That is how some of the actors come across. As far as bond girls go, to be honest they all just feel boring and the same, either the girl that needs saving or the butt kicker that no-one wants. The book ones had a bit more of a story, only just but in 2hrs of film the last thing you want to worry about is the disposeable girls story. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Xenia Onatopp. That is all. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Xenia Onatopp. That is all. Really, well fair enough I would prefer a little bit of Vesper Lynd but you have your fun get strangled to death by her thighs . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Reckon the next Bond girl should be a ladyboy and then bond would have a reason for his drinking !! Good excuse to go on a revenge killing spree as well, after a scrubbing himself clean , I have been abused type shower scene ,, ( aka jim Cary ) Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Reckon the next Bond girl should be a ladyboy and then bond would have a reason for his drinking !! Good excuse to go on a revenge killing spree as well, after a scrubbing himself clean , I have been abused type shower scene ,, ( aka jim Cary ) Wait, what? And who is Jim Cary? I am confused 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Pet detective., dumber & dumber , batman , etc Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Pet detective., dumber & dumber , batman , etc Ah I see you mean Jim Carrey: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Carrey I got confused as I have heard of a Jim Cary before, yet if you put that name into Google it redirects you to the above guy . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Really, well fair enough I would prefer a little bit of Vesper Lynd but you have your fun get strangled to death by her thighs . 'FireKnife' She's got that "I'm going to kill you and *fruitcage* you, but I haven't decided what order" look about her. Me gusta very much. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 She's got that "I'm going to kill you and *fruitcage* you, but I haven't decided what order" look about her. Me gusta very much. In which order as one way round it might be the best before the end, the other is just well so wrong. But now we know what women you go for I like a bit of class that isn't afraid to try something outside the norm 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Cybergun is very helpful with separating the client from his money and I managed to order a tommygun with a free next-day delivery. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Cybergun is very helpful with separating the client from his money and I managed to order a tommygun with a free next-day delivery. Sounds like the CG bitchs over here, or Z1 as we call them . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Jon L Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Extra 1 hour in bed this morning ;p WIN! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Extra 1 hour in bed this morning ;p WIN! Just being lazy or a genuine reason? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 But now we know what women you go for Filthy, vicious ones in military uniforms? Yes. Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Every time someone buys of cgun the longer they will be here to mess up our pastime!! Would rather not skirmish than. Buy of them !!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 And I still have 140 quid in my pocket until the end of the month. Should keep me well fed, since all the bills for this month are paid, and I got all the gear for the next two photoshoots AND my Super Secret Secret Project (and that's quite a list, mostly Noodle Implements, but still). Fifty feet of rope A HFC revolver Three feet of PVC pipe, dia. 1" four PVC pipe joints, dia. 7/8" A formal jacket Maroon beret Leather gloves A domino mask A roll of red 1" wide duct tape Dress trousers Black slacks Red scarf Four wooden dummy grenades A tommygun A RPD foregrip A black headwrap And that doesn't even include stuff that remained from the preparations to my previous photoshoots, like four cans of spraypaint in different colours, eight sheets of plasticard, a pair of cotton cosmetic gloves, four feet of PVC pipe in two different diameters, a pair of socks and a dremel... And no, the Super Secret Secret Project is not related to Fifty Shades Of Grey in any fricking way. Every time someone buys of cgun the longer they will be here to mess up our pastime!! Would rather not skirmish than. Buy of them !!!! Well, what if I told you that they haven't sued the importers of ACM stuff here yet? And I think I know why: because any judge here would laugh them out of the court and told them not to bother his *albatross* anymore, as he is already way too busy screwing around and waiting for the retirement. Plus, our legal system is so bizarre that Cybergun would spend stupid amounts of money only to have the case thrown out of the court anyway... eight years later. By that time, court appointed "experts" would be unable to see copyright infringement in any of the ACM guns, customs officers would slap a "check passed" stamp on boxes from HK without even opening them and myriads of ACM importers would pop up every time one of them tanked. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Fifty feet of rope A HFC revolver Three feet of PVC pipe, dia. 1" four PVC pipe joints, dia. 7/8" A formal jacket Maroon beret Leather gloves A domino mask A roll of red 1" wide duct tape Dress trousers Black slacks Red scarf Four wooden dummy grenades A tommygun A RPD foregrip A black headwrap = a good night in with me and a few women Filthy, vicious ones in military uniforms? Yes. Someone has to, though I know what I like, filthy minded always helps (too bad the present one isn't, but is that a good enough reason to get rid of her, seeing what my choices are like in Aberdeen). 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Jon L Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Just being lazy or a genuine reason? 'FireKnife' Did a shift swap for someone so got his shift which started an hour after mine did ;p Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 My new BFG arrived today! YAY! BUT... I ordered the wrong adapter. So just had to order the right one. Hope it is here for the weekend. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Did a shift swap for someone so got his shift which started an hour after mine did ;p So you are still doing the same number of hours just an hour later? I would rather leave earlier than stay later . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Sheesh, I forgot how heavy those old jackboots are. Mostly because of the wooden inserts used to maintain shape. Oh well, at least my Rolento cosplay for the Saturday photoshoot is ready. Link to post Share on other sites
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