FireKnife Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 I thought that was a normal weekend for you, fireknife? No, the normal weekend involves driving with no regard for safety, firing rounds off indiscriminatley with a large African male in tow while actually not hurting anyone It is on a Wednesday that i have my Magnum P.I. days 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Love it! "what day is it?" "Wednesday, why?" "Oh *fruitcage*, it's 'Magnum day'..." *in swaggers fireknife, wielding a 1911 with aplomb* Link to post Share on other sites
amblin83 Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 First, I'd prefer it if you didn't use the term "gay" pejoratively, it's the sign of an ignorant bigot with a substandard vocabulary. Second, as of 20:16 today you actually edited the post and left the bigoted comment in, why? Third, the Cayman has a lovely feel to the steering and the chassis that has a delicacy and poise that you don't find in a lot of sports cars, add to that the mid engine layout and the stiffness provided by the tin top and you have a brilliant car. It actually stands up against the 911 since for a real driver the joy is about feel and they feel different. Ah, i edited out a typo. I was just wrangling , sorry if i offended anyone, no intentions. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 *in swaggers fireknife, wielding a 1911 with aplomb* You should see what happens on Tuesday with the talking car of fail, or even on a Thursday when put on a white suit, a pink shirt and practice suprise Mozambique Drills on people with a gun that is woefully prone to failing Could be worse, Sunday is Steven Seagal day 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 Ah, i edited out a typo. I was just wrangling , sorry if i offended anyone, no intentions. Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 27, 2012 Report Share Posted April 27, 2012 on a Thursday when put on a white suit, a pink shirt and practice suprise Mozambique Drills on people with a gun that is woefully prone to failing I'll dig out the pics of my Miami vice outfit I wore to a fancy dress, including pink t shirt 'borrowed' off the girlfriend...! Edit; No airsoft guns, but a crappy blue cap fun from fleabay. I normally have short shaved hair and a beard, most of my family did a double take before recognising me! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 including pink t shirt 'borrowed' off the girlfriend...! Something you borrow quite frequently from what i have heard However now to think of other cheesy 80's characters to be. Stupid Magnum P.I. i like my 1911 Government as it is but i will have this thought at the back of my mind that it looks like Tom Selleck's had a go on it 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Nothing wrong with some light cross-dressing... Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Nothing wrong with some light cross-dressing... You mean heavy crss dressing, i have seen the pics Though i feel the moustache forming already, doesn't help that in his younger days my Dad looked a bit like Tom Selleck 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 I was young, and needed the money! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 ......and he looked pretty, yes i have heard it all As for me, why is it that shops like costcutter in Scotland only serve stupid local pies, not anything good i could microwave or even eat. Stuck here with a terrible Macaroni Cheese pie and i am not sure whether to eat it or not 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
bladerunner168 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Was it Scotland that gave the world deep fried Mars bars? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Was it Scotland that gave the world deep fried Mars bars? Yeah, but only when you come up here do you truly see the horror, deep fried pizza to name but a few items. No wonder they have the lowest maximum age in the UK I could name the other bad ideas but i don't want people to throw up 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Arghoslent93 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Brian Whelan. "Ooh, I don't want missiles on my house because they might burn it down and leave debris everywhere, think of the terrorists waah waah." Shut up, hippy. Link to post Share on other sites
bladerunner168 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 I could name the other bad ideas but i don't want people to throw up I can't remember where I heard this from but apparently someone (non Scottish) went into a chip shop in Glasgow and asked for a buttered roll with his fish supper. The owner looked at said person in a strange way, obviously misunderstood, and then proceeded to grab a bread roll, dip it in batter and the then deep fried it with the chips. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Why do we need anti-air defences at the Olympic games? It's not like anyone is going to bother, i mean half the seats will be empty anyway and the are only atheletes, not bloody heads of state so why bother. After what happenened in 1972 i can understand a bit extra security but that was due to a spat between two countries that we know should not be kept in the same room as each other so that was going to blow over anyway, just a pity it happened where it did. Anyway as for Scottish 'cuisine' yes you can get anything battered in fact you could walk in to a chippy with someone's severed manhood and still get it coated in fat and grease without anyone caring 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Can you get a battered kebab? Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 I had a battered burger in a heavily buttered bun with bacon when I was in Cumbria last. Delicious, but genuinely painful to eat. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Yes Habakure you can. You name it, you can batter it. Plus only in a Scottish shop did i get offered a cheese and onion milkshake, made with Walkers crisps 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 I want a battered doughnut burger. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Can you get a battered kebab? Is that the same as a badly packed kebab...? Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Aaaand back on track to the smut ha ha. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Is that the same as a badly packed kebab...? you filthy, filthy man Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Kebabs aside - try a Glaswegian sandwich: Take a pizza, cook it, then cover it in whatever sauce you fancy or chips if you really, really hate yourself. Then fold it in half, and then fold it in half again. Then batter it and deep fry it. Enjoy the feeling of your arteries becoming fuzzier with every bite. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 or the pizza burger. Take 2 pizza's, topping of your choice. Take 1 XXXL burger (hand made is better to get the same size as pizza bases forget rabbit food, no-one needs that ###### anyway add bacon to cover burger add cheese to cover bacon and burger add another burger for good measure onion rings other pizza on top pizza crust serves as 'bread'. Can be made to man vs. food size I'm sure. Make to whatever size you think your arteries can take Link to post Share on other sites
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