Gunmane Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 "Jeggings" are leggings that are designed to look like jeans, so that those that cannot fit into their slim jeans can just slip them on. The commercial is what makes one's eyes bleed. Link to post Share on other sites
Danke Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 The more you know. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeggings Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 Jeggings. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 MY EYES!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 well I'm aroused. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 I'm spent. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 That's what Vic and Bob said . . . . Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 Best thing about that video............ .........least grumpy looking Jack Dee moment. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 So they had the undoubtedly bright idea to wash the carpeting at my workplace yesterday. I have no idea what they used, but now the whole room stinks. That cloying, moist stench brings to mind old houses that stayed closed for some time. Despite having the window open since 7AM, it's not going away. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 And you should not expect it to. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 You need a wet and dry vacuum cleaner. Get some decent fabric cleaner (try car upholstery shampoo, that usually smells nice.) Apply liberally to carpet, agitate with a brush, then vacuum it all out. Todays two rants: People with 'normal' sized feet. I, sadly, have size 15 feet (16 US, 50/51 EU). It is a struggle to sat the least, to find decent socks, let alone affordable shoes. Mrs Tink manages to purchase cheap shoes at primark and the like, for values under £10, safe in the knowledge that they're not the best and at a tenner you can change them four times in a year and not be massively out of pocket when they wear out. I cannot do that. The cheapest pair of shoes I've ever personally bought was around £37, and that was a pair of converse (they're comfy, reasonably stylish and have zero drop. good for walking). I've had shoes literally three times that price and they're no better quality than the £10 pair Mrs Tink buys. Brake pressure regulator on corrado is *fruitcage*ed. Rear axle bushes on corrado are *fruitcage*ed, but thats ok! Because the rear axle itself is very nearly *fruitcage*ed. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Am currently cooking for 7 people - my girlfriends entire family. Her brother is running late. I'm slaving away doing honey and orange glazed gammon joint with full roast accompaniments, and he couldn't marshal his *albartroth* out of the house on time. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 If he was eating bacon, cut him some slack. Bacon needs a lot of lovin' and time just slips away. If he wasn't eating bacon, give him both barrels. . . . Edit: eaten way too much today. Too much and am not stopping because I'm comfort eating, and it feels way too good to stop now. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 My *albartroth* must look like the Japanese flag. I had to do my weekend phys indoors because due to xmas food I am unable to fart with confidence. I did 5½ hours on the turbo and had to change shorts once due to a shart. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Now where's that eyebleach link... Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 I'm spent again. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 I've said it a lot, but *fruitcage* it:- Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Im drunk. Annoyed. Lucky I havent punched someone. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Go out and punch someone. Now. Please not me though. I'm too pretty. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 All be more of an adult and punch a bag or something. Unless the person you want to punch is a rapist/murderer/thief, then have at it. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 All be more of an adult and punch a bag or something. Unless the person you want to punch is a rapist/murderer/thief, then have at it. Or Piers Morgan, or Nigel Farage, or Alex Salmond....... As for me I have to spend the next few days and Christmas with my Dad, which is fine, and my Step-mum which really isn't good at all. It will be a struggle to go four and a bit days without telling her to *fruitcage* off but I am sure I can manage it. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Get drunk and just keep it topped off while you're in her presence? Woke up with tooth ache, *fruitcage* *fruitcage* *fruitcage* *fruitcage*ed Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Monday. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Last day of work this year. Excellent. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Why is it that when I have to get up at 0530hrs to go to the gym before work that isn't a problem but when I am off and I can get up at 1000hrs I am finding it extremely hard to be bothered? Link to post Share on other sites
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