joeking27 Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 Pepsi kill small children, so the CEO can eat. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 The CEO eats dead children - specifically little girls. It's what gives Pepsi its sweet taste, see? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 Yes. I know Coke is a multinational corporation with the business ethics of crazed dingo, but Pepsi murder small children to feed their bloated CEO so he can pee in bottles that are sold to the unsuspecting public. I find that quite unacceptable. Link to post Share on other sites
destrukto Posted December 3, 2004 Report Share Posted December 3, 2004 Pepsi is a more refined Coke, Coke absolutely lacks flavor. Diet Coke... well... doesn't really taste like anything Like I said before, Pepsi just plain tastes better Reforming your backward and evil ways has to start somewhere *hands Sledge a Pepsi* Cheers! Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Pepsi is a more refined Coke, Coke absolutely lacks flavor. Diet Coke... well... doesn't really taste like anything Like I said before, Pepsi just plain tastes better Reforming your backward and evil ways has to start somewhere *hands Sledge a Pepsi* Cheers! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sledge, I think I found our new 'target'. It just won't be the same as TaQ, though... Link to post Share on other sites
sp00n Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Pepsi is a more refined Coke, Coke absolutely lacks flavor. Diet Coke... well... doesn't really taste like anything Like I said before, Pepsi just plain tastes better Reforming your backward and evil ways has to start somewhere *hands Sledge a Pepsi* Cheers! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pepsi is pure communism in a can. Link to post Share on other sites
Pato Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Pepsi is pure communism in a can. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pepsi is Nazi-communism in a can. And the children they kill either have HIV or cancer. Link to post Share on other sites
sp00n Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 To further prove why Pepsi sucks, there is a website about it! http://www.pepsisucks.com/ Its on the "intraweb", therefor, it is 100% a fact. People that like Pepsi over Coke simply have not developed their tastebuds, and can not comprehend the sheer awesomeness that is Coke. Link to post Share on other sites
Pato Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 People that like Pepsi over Coke simply have not developed their tastebuds, and can not comprehend the sheer awesomeness that is Coke. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
destrukto Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Red is the color of Communism... Coke cans are red... coincidence... I think not By the way, which company had to put cocaine in their product just so that people would drink it?? (HINT: "COCA-Cola") Vanilla Coke - Now being sold in the household cleaner aisle I remember a few years back when they were giving out free samples of Vanilla Coke, I thought it was drain cleaner It will be a long and difficult road considering the damage Coke has done to your minds, but in the end you will all see the light that is Pepsi mmmmm.... Pepsi *Cracks open a Pepsi and hoists it in a toast* Link to post Share on other sites
sp00n Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Red is the color of Communism... Coke cans are red... coincidence... I think not By the way, which company had to put cocaine in their product just so that people would drink it?? (HINT: "COCA-Cola") Vanilla Coke - Now being sold in the household cleaner aisle I remember a few years back when they were giving out free samples of Vanilla Coke, I thought it was drain cleaner It will be a long and difficult road considering the damage Coke has done to your minds, but in the end you will all see the light that is Pepsi mmmmm.... Pepsi *Cracks open a Pepsi and hoists it in a toast* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> INFIDEL! GUARDS! SIEZE HIM!! Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 INFIDEL! GUARDS! SIEZE HIM!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Da, Commandant! Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 INFIDEL! GUARDS! SIEZE HIM!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Seriously, bugger off me vanilla coke! I like Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Mr Pibb, CHerry Coke, and so on, but i do agree, i really didnt like coke much until my tastebuds matured a bit, it has quite a bit more of a bite to it Link to post Share on other sites
Samm Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Get the poor lad some VODKA! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 Sledge, I think I found our new 'target'. It just won't be the same as TaQ, though... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know, but what the hell. *Shoots Destrukto in the nuts* Hey, that felt quite good. Not as good as TaQ, but nt bad. Give it a try. And yes, I think you do need a certain maturity of taste to appreciate Coke. Until I was about, ooh 17 or so, I favoured fruit-flavoured chemical-filled ######. But now Coke is the Way and the Light. Praise be. Link to post Share on other sites
privatecowboy Posted December 4, 2004 Report Share Posted December 4, 2004 privatecowboy. I still have this bottle of Diet Coke With Lime, picked up specially for you in the US o' A earlier this year. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hey dude, id like to sample that...how about i paypal you some cash for delivery and you send it to me...ill even write a review of it Link to post Share on other sites
privatecowboy Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 OK HavocMan is sending me a bottle of coke with lime!! i will do a full review when i recieve it!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Send it to Arnie - he might include it in the kit section EDIT: The review, not the Coke...obviously... Link to post Share on other sites
privatecowboy Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 was just thinking the same thing H.M! btw: just after finding a nice padded envelope for the mozza CD , may even have to include some festive wrapping Link to post Share on other sites
CountDoom Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Cool, do it... *evil glare* Anyway we should all congregate and join in harmony... for the one true drink IS Dr.Pepper.... Unique and Delicious... made by Communists with plenty of 'Special Drugs'...i mean 'chemicals' and oozings of Carbon Dioxide. *Reads Back Of Dr.Pepper Bottle* Ingredients: carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup and/or sugar, artificial and natural flavors, phosphoric acid, sodium benzoate. caramel, caffeine, gum acacia, red 40 CountDoom: So, what is the water carbonated with? Anon. Russian Soldier: Special Gases CountDoom: Have i heard that term before? Anon. Russian Soldier: Mabe... CountDoom: Didn't you use 'Special Gas' to wipe out terrorists and hostages in that theater about 2 yea... Gagah... Gkruggg! *CD is Cheesewired * They even have 'Red 40' in it? Ooo, these Ruskies think they are smart, but not as smart as a small collection of hyped up nerds who drink only Pepsi and believe Elvis lives in Tabago and Kennedy was assasinated by Hitler while inside Appolo 13... .............................|_|................................ Hail Commrades!! < Look he has a Russian Hat Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 girly men, all of you- iron brew all the way! coke and all its hangers-on are mere children in comparison to the mighty, planet-straddling gloriousness of the strange, unplaceably flavoured brew of the gods!!! so, for all those who disagree with me, in the parlance of the locals of that benighted land that produced that most joyous of non-alcoholic nectar, "see you , jimmy!" *nut* Link to post Share on other sites
privatecowboy Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 i love iron bru....no better hangover drink than that stuff Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 indeed, it is indeed the stuff that dreams are made of (so long as your dreams are fizzy, orange and come in a can. I know mine do Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 Pish posh. Hungover this morning, few swigs of Coke and I'm good as new. Away with orange stuff! Bring on the Cokey goodness! Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 Coke: The answer to all your Ailments! Please note, Coke will not work with unforced sicknesses. Link to post Share on other sites
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