rizzo Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 Ah, but it's only the tip of the iceberg- WHICH JAM!?!?!? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 31, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 As ever, a touchy issue. Strawberry remains the classic, but only a fool would overlook raspberry. Or the rarer charms of plum? and then there's marmalade to consider. I don't know how we ever found time to build an empire, when we had to make this kind of decision every day. Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 Screw the Jam, COMMANDO IT AND EAT IT PLAIN. If we're talking about Jam with bread here. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 31, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 Dash it all, it seems one of our colonial brethren is getting over excited about jam. Crazy Harry, you're out in the colonies aren't you? Be a good chap and calm the fellow down, would you? Edited for dashed poor show of spelling Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 I'm sorry but nothing beats apricot jam on two slices of lightely toasted bread Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 31, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 1) Toast two slices of bread. 2) Spread with strawberry (preferably seedless) jam. 3) Add Heinz Tomato Ketchup. 4) Form sandwich. 5) Enjoy. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 6) Vomit 7) Send letterbomb to Sledge, filled with apricot jam Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 31, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 Steady on, old boy! Have a seat on Spedz FX. Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 Sorry, I haven't slept yet. And it's nearly 7:00 AM. Sledge, does your Strawberry and Jam sandwich have sleep-enducing side effects? I'd rather like that. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 I still haven't tried that, but it sounds nice. Mmmmmm... Link to post Share on other sites
CplHicks Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 What. I still have this bottle of Diet Coke With Lime, picked up specially for you in the US o' A earlier this year Get me some next time you go, please HaVoC Hmm Coke with lime *drools* Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 All gone, privatecowboy had it. And very nice it was too, apparently. There's a review of it somewhere... Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 calm the fellpw down? certainly sledge old trout- viper2681, a word in your shell-like, if you'd be so good... THWACK! ah, 15-love, I believe! and commando crumpets simply won't do, dontchaknow? I spot of organic honey lightly spread turns an otherwise basic bready product into a veritable cornucupia of tastebud-tantilising moments- why go commando? and as for the jam issue, well, for me its down to the more subtle arrangements of raspberry or Strawberry for me- blackberry can be a little overbearing, and better suited to the more stout English teacake, though of course I'm open to knew ideas when it comes to the consumption of bready products and preserves around 4ish of a summers afternoon! viper old chap, do stop whimpering, heres a damp towel for you to hold to your nose, I really am most terribly sorry about that, get a bit carried away sometimes, what? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 31, 2004 Report Share Posted December 31, 2004 JAMS!!! "Titty biscuits" Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 1, 2005 Report Share Posted January 1, 2005 Lime coke is ok, so long as its cold, unless you have a hangover. Don't ask Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Formidable as ever, Harry. I trust we'll see this uniquely English style carrying over into your moderating duties, what what? *Hands Crazy Harry frosty cold Coke and a crumpet to celebrate new/returned mod-dom* Stop squirming there, dear girl! Crumpet: Sorry. It's just these stockings are cutting into my thighs. Link to post Share on other sites
Kosac Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 I havent aaqctually seen this Cocke and Lime yet it obviously hasnt reached us Yokels in Gloucestershire Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Aha dear chum you see it is an coca cola deploy trick you see as ameica was once a collony of ours and was ruled by us becaus of that they are *ahem* i really don't want to say it bluntly but we have the commoners here as well but they are full of p**s and vinager so in there 'diabolical' plot of theirs they shall only make this every where else expect england Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 I havent aaqctually seen this Cocke and Lime yet it obviously hasnt reached us Yokels in Gloucestershire <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cocke and Lime?!!?!!??? I don't think I want to know about that... Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 AHa (again) you see sledge trust only coke to think of rather idiotic schemes to gain more customers unlike pepsi Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 I can honestly say I will never go and buy Cocke. Now, Boobs and Lime, that I could go for. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 .....and pepsi ^^ Link to post Share on other sites
Possum Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Pepsi. "I can honestly say I will never go and buy Cocke"-sledge Sledge it only needs the letter e taking of that statment for it to be very wrong Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted January 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 I am painfully aware of this. Link to post Share on other sites
Crazy_Harry Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 its always disheartening to see a subtle jibe at a past poster's mis-spelling get utterly mistaken for a typo of your own unconcious doing. still, back to the crumpet- i say old girl, up for a spot of tiffin on the lawn? Link to post Share on other sites
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