Pinkfloyd Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 You know it's a bad sing when you're posting on Arnies at midnight You know it's a bad sign when you go into a dollar store and star asking how much stuff costs... Link to post Share on other sites
RedRaptor Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 It's a bad sign when you notice a grenade at your feet. It's even worse when you realize that, 2 seconds ago, it was hanging from your LBV from the pin. Link to post Share on other sites
RedScare Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 you know its a bad sign when the rings around your eyes gets mistaken for eyeshadow/eyeliner Link to post Share on other sites
Pinkfloyd Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 you know its a bad sign when the rings around your eyes gets mistaken for eyeshadow/eyeliner You know its a bad sign when the eyeshadow you ARE wearing gets you mistaken for a girl... (emo's lol) Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when you accidentally drop the table you are trying to lift over the RSMs new car. You know it is a bad sign when you are sitting unbreifed in an unfamiliar conference room and see someone has written R M R on the board, so think it would be funny to change it to Raging Man Rogerers, only to have a rather large Sergeant walk in and announce he is going to talk about the Royal Marine Reserves. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when you wake up in bed next to the wrong girl. You know it's an even worse sign when you roll over and see the right girl in the doorway. Link to post Share on other sites
Pinkfloyd Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when you wake up in bed next to the wrong girl. You know it's an even worse sign when you roll over and see the right girl in the doorway. Uh oh... that sounds too familiar... except the wrong girl was her sister... Link to post Share on other sites
thewallhitme Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 omg! you know its a bad sign when you see the point man run past you, and you are tail end charlie. you know its a bad sign when your OC isnt wearing his rank insignia Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 you know it's a bad sign when you fart and you realise it's making you hungry... Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 Uh oh... that sounds too familiar... except the wrong girl was her sister... Try the right girl being her mother. There is no benevolent god. *note: all participants in above anecdote are above 18. Link to post Share on other sites
RedRaptor Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 Try the right girl being her mother. There is no benevolent god. *note: all participants in above anecdote are above 18. How in the he-, oh screw it, I'm not even asking on that one. Link to post Share on other sites
Sawney Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when you buy a VFC AKS-74UN for $475 and when you turn around you find the price has dropped to $300. Link to post Share on other sites
DesertFoxRomel Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 Its a bad sign when you must go on the internet whenever you are on the computer Its a bad sign when you're addicted to the internetz and your DSL goes cold on you Its a bad sign when punkbuster kicks you off Battlefield 2 Its a bad sign when your movie gets praised by many people but put down by some people on arnies <.< *not talking about the guys who actually put some useful feedback* Link to post Share on other sites
Pinkfloyd Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 Try the right girl being her mother. There is no benevolent god. *note: all participants in above anecdote are above 18. Hehehe.... never had that one Darklite... Acrtually my (now current) Gal wasn't too ###### as I mistook her for her twin sister when I was not exactly sober. One of two times ive ever been drunk in my life... aparently she was just looking for a good time and so she led me on... my Gal was more ###### at her sister than me... Link to post Share on other sites
Silent_Assassin Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 You know its a bad sign when the OPFOR realise where all those grenades came from at the exact time that your backup has just fallen down a steep muddy hill, your primarys just died and your secondary is a rubber knife Happened to me on Saturday. Link to post Share on other sites
Pinkfloyd Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 I think we're going to need an instructional video on the proper handleing of grenades... this thread has shown how many people get owned by their own explosives... You know it's a bad sign when politicians start saying "trust me"... Link to post Share on other sites
twiglet Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 You know its a bad sign when it falls over every time you put it up! Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 Twiglet wins thread. Link to post Share on other sites
RedRaptor Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 Wow...did NOT see that one coming. Link to post Share on other sites
bikescars101 Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 You know it's a bad sign when you find yourself in a whole slew of tripwires... That you laid. Link to post Share on other sites
sandstorm Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 It's BAD sign when your fire support controller begins to sweat while looking at the map... It's also bad sign that your security detail takes aim on the signaller and tells him to turn off the radio before giving the fire command for support battery... It's extremely bad sign when you're last man in the OP overlooking a confirmed enemy convoy and wondering where everyone else withdrew... Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 It's a bad sign if you can't read it. Bindun? Link to post Share on other sites
Pinkfloyd Posted March 4, 2008 Report Share Posted March 4, 2008 Oh my... I just had a really bad "bad sign" momment last night... You know it's a bad sign when your girlfriend shows up at your dorm saying "I couldn't sleep, there's a Klan rally next door and they're burning another cross"... I took her in and shut her in my room and slept on the floor... I was scared out of my wits. I can't imagine what she felt like... she has a really heavy accent, and I know the klan is pretty... anti-everybody that's not from america, protestant and anglo.... Link to post Share on other sites
The Badger Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 The Badger knows its a bad sign if one hears his squad mate say "hey guys, watch this" The Badger knows its a bad sign if ones last words are "tell my wife, her sister was better *gack* " Link to post Share on other sites
RedScare Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 You know its bad sign when you get mistaken for a girl for having long hair... man, my hair isnt even that long ;____; Link to post Share on other sites
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