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I will not regail you all with my weekend conquests, got told off for that last time :P.

 

However it was a good weekend, even if the weather wasn't amazing.

 

Also airsoft next Sunday, well as close an approxamation as people can get to airsoft up here ;).

 

'FireKnife'

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Getting told we're running an awesome site and getting a small bonus for it. That made my day as my previous marshal jobs were pretty unrewarding.

 

Also, just over a month left until I'm sitting on the green fields of the War and Peace show! I just need to find a tent that will fit my camp bed!

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Went airsofting yesterday with my SVD...

 

"Waits for universe to implode"

 

Was it that good then? You clearly need a woman ;).

 

Did I already say that someone managed to take the best photo of me in a good few years? Because it happened a week ago.

 

If they are that good then link / pics?

 

'FireKnife'

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So you have an inverted version of the FireKnife disease, in which instead of owning multiple 1911's, you just own multiple sets of grips for one. :D

 

That is a bad disease to have :P. But you can't go wrong with sexy grips on a 1911, it is like taking a hot model (your pick) and wrapping her in a tight corset, nice undies and fishnets ;).

 

As for me, well I was busy taking clothes off a woman to play with my 1911s last night. That I will leave to this evening as the 1911A1 could do with a lube and wipe before this Sundays game.

 

'FireKnife'

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Which reminds me, I have to buy thick sheet plastic and EVA foam. If I design it well enough, I might even craft the tsukamaki grips for my MEU from that (it'll have a more tech look, but that's okay).

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Mike, I immediately hear Jessie Cox going "Unlimited Power!" when I see that pic, nice work.

 

Spent most of the day thinking about and writing up a character for something just to work my brain a bit.  Now I remember why some people said I should have gone into writing.

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Finally got around to chucking that No Erection shirt on eBay. I hope there's a sucker who's going to buy it.

 

I will offer you £5 for it. Then I will take it, wrap a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey with it, light it on fire and throw it through the window of Donald Trumps office in Aberdeen. All the things I don't like damaged in one. ;)

 

Going to BnQ today and I don't know why, by I always like going there. Just hope I don't buy another torch.

 

It is a manly place isn't it. Buy a torch, you will find a place to use it.

 

'FireKnife'

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I too enjoy a stroll around B&Q for no particular reason!

 

As for a torch, stick to heinnies, although I just had a great service from illuminationgear in the US.

 

Got one of these for £30 delivered, in less than a week :)

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I will offer you £5 for it. Then I will take it, wrap a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey with it, light it on fire and throw it through the window of Donald Trumps office in Aberdeen. All the things I don't like damaged in one. ;)

Cough up six hundred bucks and beat all those teen girls to it. Otherwise beat it.

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Cough up six hundred bucks and beat all those teen girls to it. Otherwise beat it.

 

But I will post pics of me doing the above. Must be better than the FB pics of girls that are too young to pose on FB wearing it.

 

'FireKnife'

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I don't care. It's worth a lot of money to some idiots, so my aim is fleece those idiots for every last penny. Not to have some deadbeat punk film himself wiping his *albatross* with it and post it on Youtube. You can buy mass-produced autographed photos for that purpose.

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But the genuine article is always much more fun ;).

 

Either way I am sure someone will buy it, they will be 45, called Jim, has a family and when his family is out puts it on and thinks about being there backstage with them. :P

 

'FireKnife'

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