amateurstuntman Posted August 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Holy , I didn't think £6.50 an hour was even legal, I was making more than that as a bouncer nearly 20 years ago. I hope your plans work out mate. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Holy ######, I didn't think £6.50 an hour was even legal, I was making more than that as a bouncer nearly 20 years ago. I hope your plans work out mate. I'm on £6.55, and that's a little bit higher than most of the people as bar associates within our company because our pub manager turned round and pointed out we were making £1.5 million net profit a year and deserved a payrise. Shockingly a Shift Leader at other pubs in the chain would only be paid 5p more per hour (and that's two levels up from me). Sure, they turn round and say associates can earn up to 17% of their monthly wage as bonus, but we don't get the manpower to do that anymore, I got £20 this month, whoo. It's definitely not enough money for how damn hard I work. Problem is I started by putting everything in so if I slack off now I'll get punished by losing hours etc...I bust my *albartroth* off for the company and yet it just seems like they want to screw me over. The ankle I fractured back in March still hasn't healed due to the intensity of my workload but heaven forbid I take it easy or get light duties even one week. Its frustrating because I want to join the army or police and eventually go into dog handling, but with my current ankle I can't do anything like that. Anyway, happy thread: Once my new holdall comes in I should be able to be on short notice standby to move out of this dump. Most of my soft kit is all packed up in a ruck anyway but I'll need that for standard clothes.I can't wait. A couple of colleagues know about my feelings for this woman but fortunately they're people I can trust so hopefully the rumour mill won't explode, that's the last thing we need. Hopefully they can help me out too hah. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 I managed to buy a RIF, in person, in a proper airsoft shop, without using UKARA but an alternative (and equally acceptable) defence. Yay, I have a pistol I have been waiting a while to get and I had a good weekend overall. Plus my MOT only came to £225 with repairs and my road tax is sorted for the year as of about one hour ago. Also have more money now to spend on guns now that my tax and MOT are done (and my other bills are paid off). Now just to deal with the anus *fruitcage*-wittery that is Royal Mail and find out when they are going to pay me what they owe me. This is going to be a good week. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Thinking about asking my girl to marry me. Ohyes, also Jura prophecy whiskey and jazzy/lounge music. Guys, tomorrow i'll be facing her father to ask her hand the old fashion way and look for a ring. Wish me luck Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 IIRC minimum wage is about £6:35. Anyway what made me laugh was that while browsing for *ahem* "adult material" I found out what Timmy Mallet has been up to for the past 20 years Pic cropped to stick to forum rules Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Thinking about asking my girl to marry me. Ohyes, also Jura prophecy whiskey and jazzy/lounge music. Guys, tomorrow i'll be facing her father to ask her hand the old fashion way and look for a ring. Wish me luck Best of luck with that. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Thinking about asking my girl to marry me. Ohyes, also Jura prophecy whiskey and jazzy/lounge music. Guys, tomorrow i'll be facing her father to ask her hand the old fashion way and look for a ring. Wish me luck Do it, don't wait if it's what you want! I did the same. Got ring, and went to see her dad before I asked her. It was the polite thing to do really. Even if he said no I would still have asked her though, but I think he appreciated the gesture Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Thinking about asking my girl to marry me. Ohyes, also Jura prophecy whiskey and jazzy/lounge music. Guys, tomorrow i'll be facing her father to ask her hand the old fashion way and look for a ring. Wish me luck Good to here some people still do the old fashioned way . Anyway what made me laugh was that while browsing for *ahem* "adult material" I found out what Timmy Mallet has been up to for the past 20 years What on Earth were you looking for to get that. And no not so I can look it up. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Nothing particularly pervy although the word leather may have been in the search (which would have been clearer had I posted an unedited pic). What's worse was that it wasn't apparent Mr Mallet was a star until about half way through, which can be off putting to say the least Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 My ex used to serve him in the shop she worked in. He goes through a bottle of whisky every 2 days. Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Nothing particularly pervy although the word leather may have been in the search (which would have been clearer had I posted an unedited pic). What's worse was that it wasn't apparent Mr Mallet was a star until about half way through, which can be off putting to say the least Don't lie, the search term was "Timmy Mallet in leather" wasn't it? Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 Google it and you'll find out Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 THIS IS THE HAPPY THREAD OH BY THE GODS WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME GHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHG Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 I'm sure that noise was made in the Timmy Mallet video Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 Well it could be worse. He could be under investigation by Operation Yewtree. He may be a dodgy pervert but at least by the look of it he is doing it with people old enough to be in porn. Also this made me laugh. On a bottle of Durex Lube I bought it stated that it was for vaginal, anal and oral use. Now I get the first two but seriously, oral use? How screwed are you if you need lube for that? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 Does it taste like processed strawberries? I fear for the Yewtree guys that would have to watch ALL of the Mallet videos - incase they're dodgey.Leave approved. Week off next week, happy. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 I don't really know what it tastes like but it is the 'play' one, not the flavoured one. Either way it all looks a bit odd and I don't get how it would be useful for oral. Also I am about to make use of having an airsoft shop all of 4 miles away. Great for picking up extra bits I need at lunch. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 I think it means that if anyone swallows any then they won't get ill but if it's not flavoured then I guess it'll taste pretty grim Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 I think it means that if anyone swallows any then they won't get ill but if it's not flavoured then I guess it'll taste pretty grim Well considering it was picked up for the more common 'experimental' reasons I don't think oral is going to be an issue, it just made me laugh a bit is all. And no I am not taste testing it. Last thing I tasted tested was some 'body choc' stuff and my science that was awful. But now it is near lunch, off to go and fondle GUNZ!!! 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 I taste tested some froglube as its food grade stuff. Was quite chalky... Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 Well I know it is safe now . Also got my PPK/S magazine, now I have enough to carry it as my back up once I get that IWB holster I am looking at . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 I want an IWB holster for my P-09 that's on the way. Rock up to a skirmish site in suit and tie, get some tinted goggles, call everybody "Mr. President". This will only end well. Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 My custom holster finally arrived today, it made me smile lots. Can't post a pesky pic on this damn place because the "file is too big" so link. http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f5/darkchild131/imagejpg1_zpsc7657f51.jpg Darkchild Link to post Share on other sites
Thechom Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Wife is brewing a boy :-) roll on Jan 13th! Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Congratulations, get ready for sleepless nights and trying to give advice, whether you want it or not Link to post Share on other sites
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