Crandall Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 it was a very funny movie, don't really have a favorite quote though. Just liked the part where the farmer shot the cow, and the little kids saw it! Link to post Share on other sites
ColdZer0 Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Hands down the stupidest movie ever. The first 15minutes had me squirming in my seat with embarassment for the main character. It is, however, the funniest movie I have ever seen! If you don't beleive me, watch it twice! My favorite scenes are any that involve the llama. At one point the main character (Napolean) goes to feed his grandmother's llama, and he's throwing chunks of casserole on the ground in irritation. Everyone I've talked to knew some kid in school just like Napolean. Near the beginning of the movie Napolean is asked by some of his gym classmates about his summer activities, to which he flipantly replies that he spent months hunting wolverines with his uncle in Alaska. Of course the notion is perposterous, but he delivers the lie with such emphasis that you wonder just how long he spent concoting this wild story. Crusader82 and I have teeshirts that have the Llama (Tina) on it, and text that says "Tina you fat lard! Come get some dinner!" I used to wear it to this restaraunt job I had, each day I had to pray that no obese women named Tina would come in and be horridly offended... Link to post Share on other sites
Crandall Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 it is the dumbest, stupidest, most pointless movie, but it's the funniest! I love how the movie has no plot, what so ever, and coldZer0, I have the same shirt, mines red! Link to post Share on other sites
M1911A2 guy Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 Nah, Loaded Weapon 1. "Who've you been laundering money for? Gimme a name!" "Isn't your mother supposed to do that?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was a great movie. Favorite part was when the goons blew up Bruce Willis's trailer, then apologized. Even better was when Bruce said:" Ah, don't worry about it. happens all the time." Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 EAT THE FOOD! One of my fave movie quotes is at the end of snatch. Copper: What's in the car? Guy: Seats and a steering wheel. Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge411 Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 vote for pedro! Link to post Share on other sites
Chrissyg Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 Just look at the *fruitcage* cover! It is *beep*. End of! Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 I just love the dance scene as well. If you listen to the commentary on it, he stole one of the moves off the BAckstreet Boys, and it had me in stiches. Link to post Share on other sites
Jow Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 Napoleon dynamite is weird, some people find it utterly boring, and others find it hilarious. :/ Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 I thought it was the worst movie I have ever seen. The only thing that is even remotely funny was when Napoleon got hit in the face with a piece of meat, and that was only barely chuckle worthy. I want that time wasted back. Link to post Share on other sites
mrlaama Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Anything involving rex kwon do is great, especially "AT ALL TIMES". I agree with havoc about men in white, terrrible but hilarious. Dr strangemeister is awesome in that "nooo more barney". Link to post Share on other sites
^cRYpTic^ Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 The movie was somewhat entertaining...but so random. I guess different people take to it differently. Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 I declare that Napoleon Dynamite ...... Is bloody hilarious ^_^^_^ made ma laugh from start to end Night_raven Link to post Share on other sites
FuGaZi Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Its a good film wont argue with people who didn't its your opinion but I thought it was a refreshing change found it really funny and didn't sink to over use of gratuitous language or rubbish action or violence that most do. I dunno there are very few films I have enjoyed recently with all these *beep* thrillers and bad action films and its one of the few I enjoyed this year. "Pedro offers you his protection" how can you beat it when the gangstas come along and shake their head at the bully Link to post Share on other sites
Tripod Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 I thought the "Do the chickens have large talons?" part was the best. Then the food they were given to eat.. haha. Not an award winning movie, but very funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 It was great, till everyone used the quotes for EVERY SINGLE THING THEY DID. That's what just got me ticked. Link to post Share on other sites
FireFox Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 The movie was funny , but all the way up to the end of the school year people were saying GOD! and Freaking Idiot and Jeheez. Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 see, i tried that and my school and all i got was............well, this this or this Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 It was great, till everyone used the quotes for EVERY SINGLE THING THEY DID. That's what just got me ticked. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> My friend got sick of that so he came up with the brilliant plan to go back to quoting Austin Powers movies. It lasted about a week. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 Anything involving rex kwon do is great, especially "AT ALL TIMES". I agree with havoc about men in white, terrrible but hilarious. Dr strangemeister is awesome in that "nooo more barney". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hail to the Strangemeister! Someone else who's actually seen it! I loved "Ze Iludeum P-38 Destructive Space Modulator!", or whatever the gun was called, too EDIT: Finally, I've checked Amazon Marketplace, and there's a copy of it! I've only been looking for about 4 years! *buys* Link to post Share on other sites
evo12 Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 My favorite quotes Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons? Farmer: Do they have what? Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons. Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said. Deb: What are you drawing? Napoleon Dynamite: A liger. Deb: What's a liger? Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted June 22, 2005 Report Share Posted June 22, 2005 I'm Doctor Strangemeister, I'm Doctor Wierd! Master of anarchy, Someone to be feared! Bad guys look up to me, I'm the leader of conspiracy, I'm Doctor...Strangemeister. He's Doctor Strangemeister, He's so extreme. His thoughts are genocidal, He'll always make you scream. As crazy as he can be, He's got an army and a PhD. He's Doctor...Strangemeister... I bet you didn't know I played trombone, huh? *trombone solo & dance routine* I'm the big big daddy with the steelest of hands, Spreading destruction wherever I can. I've got the big brain and the treacherous taste, For worldwide plagues and nuclear waste! He's Doctor Strangemeister, He's so deranged. He shops at Jumingdale (sp?), Even his clothes are strange. A public enemy, Wants to end democracy. He's Doctor...Strangemeister... He's Doctor Strangemeister, He's Mister Wierd. Master of anarchy, Someone to be feared. Bad guys just wanna be, Like the King of Conspiracy. He's Doctor...Strangemeister. He drives a blue Chrysler. Smarter than the average sheister. He's Doctor...Straaaaangemeister! I spend all of half an hour playing that back and writing the lyrics. Sad. Link to post Share on other sites
TimeToDie Posted June 23, 2005 Report Share Posted June 23, 2005 He he I loved men in white "hey roy i wonder what this button does?" "i don't know but don't press it!" *he presses the button - it's a neuraliser* "hey roy i wonder what this button does?" "i don't know but don't press it!" *he presses the button - it's a neuraliser* "hey roy i wonder what this button does?" "i don't know but don't press it!" *he presses the button - it's a neuraliser* "hey roy i wonder what this button does?" "i don't know but don't press it!" *he presses the button - it's a neuraliser* "hey roy i wonder what this button does?" "i don't know but don't press it!" *he presses the button - it's a neuraliser* "hey roy i wonder what this button does?" "i don't know but don't press it!" *he presses the button - it's a neuraliser* "hey roy i wonder what this button does?" "i don't know but don't press it!" *he presses the button - nothing happens" "meh, batteries must be dead. Stupid alien things" I think thats how it went, it's been ages since i last saw it Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 Yep. My video arrived this morning, too - the only copy I've ever seen in the UK! Pics to follow! Link to post Share on other sites
airsoftfreak14 Posted June 24, 2005 Report Share Posted June 24, 2005 The movie got old shortly after it came out in stores, because all the people around my school kept saying, "God Frickin' idot" and "Gross" Link to post Share on other sites
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