n00b3r Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotland doesn't use airsoft guns. He glares at the bbs until they becme so scared they fly away at 500 fps. KS fits his eyes with TM velocity reducers in the UK. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And yet not even the White Ring has any effect. edit: Wow, shittiest grammar in human history. Anyone care to correct me? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Only the cinnamon ring has any effect on those all-powerful eyes. Link to post Share on other sites
TheKurodaVagrant Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotland walked up to his friends five-and-a-half hours ago to tell them that he has two penises. So far, nobody has had the guts to tell him that it's just a massive hernia and he has only thirty minutes left before his intestines rupture. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KS enjoys having sex with women, but views it as a personal thing, so doesn't talk about it. Link to post Share on other sites
Catman Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotland walked up to his friends five-and-a-half hours ago to tell them that he has two penises. So far, nobody has had the guts to tell him that it's just a massive hernia and he has only thirty minutes left before his intestines rupture. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think someone's going to get their own thread Link to post Share on other sites
n00b3r Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 I heard that KS can see the future, and when he saw that we are going to be asshats to him for returning to airsoft, he introduced the VCR bill. Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Really? That sucks. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Don't disrespect KS. He once threw a midget into the sun for being short. Link to post Share on other sites
n00b3r Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Don't disrespect KS. He once threw a midget into the sun for being short. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I heard he went into the 6th dimension and bought the midget back. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Only so he could throw him into the sun again. Death is no way to escape KidScotland. Link to post Share on other sites
n00b3r Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Only so he could throw him into the sun again. Death is no way to escape KidScotland. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This time using his eyes. With twin velocity reducers installed. Using CYMA internals too! Link to post Share on other sites
TheKurodaVagrant Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 I think someone's going to get their own thread <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
Catman Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotland once out-sucked a 3000 watt Dyson vacuum cleaner in order to save a hamster that had been tragically picked up by the nozzle. The hamster lived. And Richard Gere was very happy. Link to post Share on other sites
n00b3r Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 "(This joke was so terrible that I had to delete it before any more damage could be done)" Thank you Elrey, forgot the PG13 part Link to post Share on other sites
Tripod Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotland sneezed once. We know it as the Big Bang. Link to post Share on other sites
clmwrx Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 The sneezing may have formed the earth, but when he defecated he formed the isles of Britain Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 I have to ban you, too? Link to post Share on other sites
clmwrx Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 What? Did I cross a boundry? We are all joking after all I can think of an equal joke of how the Americas were formed. Only if you want me to. Link to post Share on other sites
whogben Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 Kid Scotland's erection is lived on by millions of Floridians. Link to post Share on other sites
cazboab Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 I wonder if his mum will let him come out to play now... Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 God didn't create the world - KS got bored. Link to post Share on other sites
Tripod Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 God didn't create the world - KS got bored. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, he sneezed. What came first: the chicken or the egg? KidScotland did. Link to post Share on other sites
nobody Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 I heard KidScotland glared at Tokyo Mauri till they made a five seven, fn scar and fn2000 just so he could throw them into the sun with the midget. Link to post Share on other sites
Misfit Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 The sneezing may have formed the earth, but when he defecated he formed the isles of Britain <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Our island of turd rules! Link to post Share on other sites
Catman Posted May 21, 2006 Report Share Posted May 21, 2006 KidScotland invented Quantum Physics when he was 3 years old using a Fisher Price tool kit Link to post Share on other sites
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