WeirdoTransvestite Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland invented Green Gas. Link to post Share on other sites
RedRonin_CaptainLu Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland didn't just invent Green Gas - he also produces it. He can also carbonate beverages, power pneuomatics and create funky smoke effects for parties using the same anus. Link to post Share on other sites
Tripod Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland laughed at the power of green gas and invented rainbow gas. It's the power of every color and can shoot a BB at 35 million FPS. Only he can use it. KidScotland also invented the robocut. Some have petitioned to have it renamed to the Miracle Cut. Since KidScotland refused to sign the petition, it failed. Link to post Share on other sites
n00b3r Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Ever wonder why those robots from whatever anime you watch are able to pull off all those fancy moves? You can ask KS, since he was the one who piloted them. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland got bored one day, and created a simple computer programme. We now know this as "the internet." The world's leaders live in fear he will start charging for use of this, as he still holds the patent. Link to post Share on other sites
Tripod Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland invented the plot hole. He did it so he could over analyze his favorite movies. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland created Paintsoft, a sport so fun and painful that he had to split it into Paintball and Airsoft, to make it suitable for us mere mortals. Link to post Share on other sites
FarEast Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland ownes the rights to Scotland, everytime someone mentions the name or uses the likeness or anything to do with that country, he earns royalties. Thus making KidScotland the riches person in history and making Scotland not only the poorest nation on earth but also the worst place to live as they can no longer afford sunlight*. *All sunlight is provided by KidScotland Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland is Chuck Norris' only true offspring. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland knows Victoria's Secret. Link to post Share on other sites
Tripod Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland IS Victoria's Secret Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland is what really killed the dinosaurs KidScotland smashed his face on the moon, thus creating the familiar "Man on the Moon" Link to post Share on other sites
DrewLawson Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland is a dinosaur Link to post Share on other sites
n00b3r Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Knowing that Sledge will make a thread dedicated to his greatness, KS invented the Zorro emoticon just for him. Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Fear of KidScotland is what's keeping elrey from closing this thread right now. Link to post Share on other sites
FarEast Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Need i say more.......the news is all over the world, KIDSCOTLAND IS BACK!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Misfit Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Classic. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland pinned this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticMag Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland is either mortified that people are making fun of him for being a 'tard or he's enjoying a tremendous surge to his ego. I hope the former. Link to post Share on other sites
COXY Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland was the first Scot to wear a kelt, due to lack of three legged trousers. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted May 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland was the first Scot to wear a kelt <{POST_SNAPBACK}> KidScotland knows what a "kelt" is. Link to post Share on other sites
COXY Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Hmm, can't spell He also wears a kilt? Link to post Share on other sites
Pablo Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 KidScotland played the sax solo in Baker Street. Link to post Share on other sites
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