joeking27 Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Hard Rock Zombies? so bad its funny, and just when you think the film is about to give up existence, Hitler appears. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Starship Troopers 2 - A great way to ruin a legendary title. Just a cheap attempt at a porn movie. Absolute pure physical ######, do yourself a favor and stay away! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heh, I bought the boxset of the 2 movies, then realised what a mistake I'd made Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 rofl sounds something like a hard rock cafe and steroids! c**p film of course TITANIC the pioneers of crappyness Link to post Share on other sites
Tripod Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 lol you're INSANE if you think titanic deserves the title worste movie ever. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 It had Leonardo DiCraprio in... Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 How can can 2 hours of cheese sh**y love story where it takes it ages to actually get 'exciting' ever be possibly good? [note] MY GOD havoc i've just that inch of respect i had for you ! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 I meant that in a bad way...erk... Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 yeh we beilive you *runs* Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 No we actually do... sarcasm. anyway The Untouchables is a good film. This relates to this thread because it isn't a bad film. Because it is good. And not bad. Link to post Share on other sites
oikoik Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 At the moment I'm attempting to play Far Cry, which I just spent £14.99 on. It sucks balls. Why oh why did it get such good reviews? This has to be one of the worst games I've ever spent money on... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> funny you should say that, but far cry is being made into a movie.. by uwe boll... who made house of the dead. argh!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Antagon Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Far Cry is an awesome game, you just have no taste. And Waterworld was a horrible movie, but the stunt show at Universal Studios Hollywood rules. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 funny you should say that, but far cry is being made into a movie..by uwe boll... who made house of the dead. argh!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh dear god... And just think - all that dread coming from someone who's never actually seen the HOTD film... Link to post Share on other sites
sp00n Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Far Cry is an awesome game, you just have no taste. And Waterworld was a horrible movie, but the stunt show at Universal Studios Hollywood rules. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Far Cry might be fun if it did something...different. Ive been playing shooters for 9 years now, Its nothing new, they just did a fancy job of creating maps, thats it. And I mean come on, monkeys with rocketlaunchers? Link to post Share on other sites
Antagon Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Far Cry might be fun if it did something...different. Ive been playing shooters for 9 years now, Its nothing new, they just did a fancy job of creating maps, thats it.And I mean come on, monkeys with rocketlaunchers? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you put it that way..whats so great about Halo? Halo2? HL? Doom3? You don't change something that's already great. Link to post Share on other sites
sp00n Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 If you put it that way..whats so great about Halo? Halo2? HL? Doom3? You don't change something that's already great. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think both Halos suck, Doom3 was neat for the graphics but the gameplay got old quick. HL1 was great for no reason other than the mods, HL2 has got good graphics and physics, but it will go the way of Doom3 if some people dont start cranking out some good mods soon. Link to post Share on other sites
Wood Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 how can monkeys with rocket launchers not be entertaining? Link to post Share on other sites
sp00n Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 how can monkeys with rocket launchers not be entertaining? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Play FarCry and you will understand. Link to post Share on other sites
Arnie Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Little Shop Of Horrors... "Feed me Seamor!" What a complete pile of horse manure! Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Starship troopers. I've read the book, it's really good. However, the film is...ugrh. Gah...GWAH....NNNYYGH....RANT MODE ACTIVATE! ABSOLUTELY NOBEARING TO THE BOOK WHATSOEVER. If they had, it might've been a good film, but it's complete and utter poo. To give you some idea of how poo-like it was in all it's poo-ness, I have complied this metaphor: "Watching Starship Troopers is akin to having your genitalia shorn by an old, blind monkey with a steak knife who happens to have Parkinson's disease, whilst at the same time being poked in the small of your back with a large, irate porcupine whilst a teletubby plays your head like a drum with a cactus that is on fire. At the same time, you are jumping onto a bicycle with the seat removed a replaced with a katana." I sincerely hope this horrible excuse for a film is never again seen by the human race and it's existence maintained only as a means of psychological warfare. And: http://imdb.com/title/tt0055946/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MYGODMINEEYESTHEYBURNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ...yup. Link to post Share on other sites
KimoCheeze Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Battlefield Earth. Now that was a disaster of a movie. I'd also argue any movie made by Michael Bay also falls into this category. Link to post Share on other sites
Tripod Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 On the topic of greatest movies ever, 2 of them tie. The Back to the Future series and Goodfellas. Nothing touches those movies. Titanic also had Kate Winslet in it, who gets naked. And Leonardo Decraprio dies. What's better than that. on the subject of Leo Decrapio: http://imdb.com/title/tt0117509/?fr=c2l0ZT...fc=1;ft=47;fm=1 Easily the worste remake ever. I really don't like shakespeare in the first place... Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 Far Cry is an awesome game, you just have no taste. And Waterworld was a horrible movie, but the stunt show at Universal Studios Hollywood rules. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I completely agree. Hav0c you seem to be a tasteless twit right now Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 on the subject of Leo Decrapio:http://imdb.com/title/tt0117509/?fr=c2l0ZT...fc=1;ft=47;fm=1 Easily the worste remake ever. I really don't like shakespeare in the first place... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sword 9mm pistols, anyone? I thought it was ok actually. I hated the Shakespeare, although that's mostly because we over-did essays in class. The film was a mildly entertaining distraction, if hardly a masterpiece. Link to post Share on other sites
Arnie Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 On the topic of greatest movies ever, 2 of them tie. The Back to the Future series and Goodfellas. Nothing touches those movies. Titanic also had Kate Winslet in it, who gets naked. And Leonardo Decraprio dies. What's better than that. Possibly the whole ship going down in the first 30 seconds of the movie at the loss of all hands so that I don't have to be subjected to the rest of the film, including Winslet? No.. I tell a lie, huge octopus style eating creatures could grab the ship and then eat everyone onboard, at which point Treat Williams turns up with a shotgun to save the day.. ah yes.. much better. "aaaahhh, what now?!?" Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 How about the real ship the film crew were on sinking before filming began? James Cameron would die, but then he hasn't made anything good since True Lies anyway... Link to post Share on other sites
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