davedawg123 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Yup. Link to post Share on other sites
Stealthbomber Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 I gotta ask, why would female suicide bombers bother with explosive breast implants if male ones just shove em up their tradesmans entrance? Beyond that, it might be possible to get explosives aboard a plane like this but I can't really see how a detonator would be easily implimented. I don't want to give anybody ideas but there are already far more convenient ways to get explosive devices aboard a plane without any of this malarkey so it's all really a moot point. Link to post Share on other sites
Abelius Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 And besides, come on. Imagine, dying in an explosion caused by boobs. How awesome would that be? Link to post Share on other sites
AceOfSkulls Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 *facepalm* if they didnt think of it yet, they have now! ill definitely keep an eye out for a women pressing her boobs up against a plane and trying to light them with a match. Link to post Share on other sites
Abelius Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Wait, you didn't already? Link to post Share on other sites
aznriptide859 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Only on Fox News... Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 This would probably be even more suspicious than the guy setting fire to his underpants. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Simple solution Ban fake boobs Link to post Share on other sites
aznriptide859 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 ^Natural all the way LOL. And besides, come on. Imagine, dying in an explosion caused by boobs. How awesome would that be? That only works if you get smothered by them. Plus, how to you ignite the bomb - put a lighter to your nipples? That would *fruitcage*-ing hurt. Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 That would *fruitcage*-ing hurt. You haven't really grasped the mentality of these people have you? Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Maybe you could replace the nipples with fuses? Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Maybe you could replace the nipples with fuses? Or machine guns. Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Soldier Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Or machine guns. Oh come on that's just silly, vulcan connons or rockets at the very least. Link to post Share on other sites
aznriptide859 Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 http://www.lazertits.com/ I think this website has you covered. Warning: NSFW. Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Cocks News and The Sun. Reliable as *fruitcage*, nothing more to add. Link to post Share on other sites
Gliderrider Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 http://www.lazertits.com/ I think this website has you covered. Warning: NSFW. I Lolled. Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 http://www.lazertits.com/ I think this website has you covered. Warning: NSFW. Point those somewhere else Link to post Share on other sites
davedawg123 Posted March 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Only on Fox News... Intel gathered from MI5 but okay. In any case, I smell next Bond subplot. Link to post Share on other sites
Stealthbomber Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Weren't there chicks with machine-gun boobies in one of the Austin Powers films? Link to post Share on other sites
Gliderrider Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Yeah, dancin to Nacy Sinatra "These Boots Were Made For Walkin" then the tittie guns came out. LOL. Link to post Share on other sites
Donut Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Well, this made my day a little better Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 http://www.lazertits.com/ I think this website has you covered. Warning: NSFW. Best link on Arnies ever. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted March 25, 2010 Report Share Posted March 25, 2010 Thank you for pointing this out, am now scared of breasts, for the foreseeable future. Link to post Share on other sites
Walton_County_Firefighter Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 http://www.lazertits.com/ I think this website has you covered. Warning: NSFW. You sir are a hero. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted March 26, 2010 Report Share Posted March 26, 2010 This should make security searches and pat downs more interesting Link to post Share on other sites
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