amateurstuntman Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 Thank you all. It's a calling. Link to post Share on other sites
kojak Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Spent a day wasting ammo, drinking beer, and smoking cigars (thanks for the idea BATF) at a friend's baby shower. Unfortunately, we watched "I Love You Phillip Morris" later and lost all our man points. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Forgot to mention. I have been walking around since Thursday evening on a badly sprained ankle and I refuse to go and see a doctor. Link to post Share on other sites
Scuffer Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Forgot to mention. I have been walking around since Thursday evening on a badly sprained ankle and I refuse to go and see a doctor. You're so manly I may just fancy you. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Spent friday morning fitting new brake disks and pads on my girlfriends car, then went to eat a footlong sammich with three kinds of meat and jalepenos in it. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 Forgot to mention. I have been walking around since Thursday evening on a badly sprained ankle and I refuse to go and see a doctor. Please stop posting. I think my laptop might start sprouting hair from the sheer levels of manliness if you don't. Link to post Share on other sites
Zmarre Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 I have been walking around since Thursday evening on a badly sprained ankle and I refuse to go and see a doctor. Well, I have the same. Exept my strained ankle (and swollen finger) are due to craftwork at our CQB site. That's even a bit more manly. My most manly day was last saturday. I slapped two chicks I didn't know for *suitcase* on their asses. While I was drunk as hell. I came home, and fixed my car (while still being drunk). Link to post Share on other sites
screamin_weasel Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 woke up after 4 hours sleep for work at 5am, due to late night 'testing' of the new surround sound system which was so loud the doors were shaking. started classic car at 5:45, annoyed everybody on my road with the noise huge backfires all the way to work, drowning out my Led Zeppelin wake up call. chucking out hugely illegal levels of co2. turned up late, blagged it and laughed it off spent all morning hitting on a 30 year old MILF i work with. she loves it. good times. now home getting covered in oil and petrol and general ###### fixing said car. or probably not fixing it. not using instructions. swearing helps. texting said MILF with things too rude to post.... will probably be exactly the same tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
Zmarre Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 pics or it didn't happen (the milf, not the car) Link to post Share on other sites
faramon Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 A truly manly day: Awake from bed full of woman. Eat a live Cow. Hunt down neds, Chavs or any affiliated douches. Eat a live Boar. Cure Cancer. Remake woman bed and sleep. Plus do it all while constantly on a drip containing Red Bull. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Plus do it all while constantly on a drip containing Red Bull. If you want that much taurine in you, why don't you just have sex with a bull? Link to post Share on other sites
faramon Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 TRUE! So to save further editing just add making love to a bull just before eating the live cow. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Dude, its not "try and invent a man day"... Link to post Share on other sites
faramon Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Yes my bad ... >.< Now I am going to actually have to do something manly. Today I ordered a Violin? Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 I forgot to mention. I damaged my ankle at work where I teach Soldiers to operate heavy plant. Last night instead of going to sleep I stayed up all night and operated heavy plant whilst wearing 3rd gen. night vision goggles and listening to Rage Against the Machine and Pearl Jam. GRRRRRRRRR! Link to post Share on other sites
cool-breeze87 Posted June 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 I'm thinking of having another manly day tomorrow. If it rains I'm going to go for a run in the rain wearing nothing but my underwear lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 I'm running 8km from my house to my mates across seriously undulating terrain tomorrow with a fifteen kilo pack, then we are watching war movies. And the fifteen kilos will mostly be beer. Link to post Share on other sites
bbondaloose Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 I'm running 8km from my house to my mates across seriously undulating terrain tomorrow with a fifteen kilo pack, then we are watching war movies. And the fifteen kilos will mostly be beer. Have a couple of e-beers on me for that manlyness. 15 kilos of beer can't seem to get any more awesome. For my manly day yesterday, I was at the gym, and a very good looking gal happened to be also there at the same time. I have no idea where it came from, but I went up to her and said something along the lines of, "I just wanted to let you know, you're stunningly gorgeous" She laughed, thanked me, and asked my name. Talked to her for good 10 minutes, and got her number. We're going out to the movies/dinner this weekend. Can I haz man points? Link to post Share on other sites
cool-breeze87 Posted June 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Yeah sure, here's 2 man points. You would have got full marks if you would have done her in the locker room Link to post Share on other sites
tom lawson Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Have a couple of e-beers on me for that manlyness. 15 kilos of beer can't seem to get any more awesome. For my manly day yesterday, I was at the gym, and a very good looking gal happened to be also there at the same time. I have no idea where it came from, but I went up to her and said something along the lines of, "I just wanted to let you know, you're stunningly gorgeous" She laughed, thanked me, and asked my name. Talked to her for good 10 minutes, and got her number. We're going out to the movies/dinner this weekend. Can I haz man points? Pics or it didn't happen... Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Last night instead of going to sleep I stayed up all night and operated heavy plant whilst wearing 3rd gen. night vision goggles and listening to Rage Against the Machine and Pearl Jam. GRRRRRRRRR! *starts shaving his laptop* Link to post Share on other sites
Reborn Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 4:45 AM - Rise 5:20 AM - Leave for rowing practice 6:00 AM - Boat is in the water 8:00 AM - Boat is in the boathouse 9:00 AM - First class 10:00 AM - Second class 12:00 AM - Lunch (grilled chicken with potato and beer on the side) 1:00 PM - Third class 2:00 PM - Discussion section 3:00 PM - Erg (indoor rowing machine) workout 3:50 PM - Lifting routine 4:30 PM - Return home 5:30 PM - Dinner (New York steak with corn and wine on the side) 7:00 PM - Read 8:30 PM - Pregame drinking with friends (shots of gin and whiskey) 9:20 PM - Arrive at team party 11:00 PM (est.) - Hook up with random girl 12:00 PM (est.) - Return home with girl ... 9:00 AM (the next day) - Rise from a hangover and a girl. Smoke the mandatory after-sex cigarette. Link to post Share on other sites
Cyber Soldier Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 A few weeks ago. Woke up at around noon to a lunch of rare roast beef (lop off it's horns, wipe it's *albartroth* and serve) and potatoes with home brewed ale on the side. 1400 did upper body work out. Went to London at about 1600 to engage in 2 hours of viking reenactment fight training. Got in car at 1800 to proceed to another 2 hour fight training session. En route eating sendwiches of cold roast beef and english mustard and listening to a band by the name of "Smokey *bramston pickle*" Arrive at 1900 for another 2 hour training session in the process of which I manage to break someones face open with an axe (it was an accident but hey) and recieved a nasty chop to the shoulder. Travel home at 2100 listening to very loud Týr and drinking home made mead. Arrive home 2130 have my woman bring me sandwich and a beer, watch gladiator while fixing the broken rivet holding the boss onto my shield. 0030 drag woman upstairs for sweaty fun time. Finish 0300ish get woman to bring me Jim Beam + one for herself before going to sleep and snoring like a chainsaw. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Reborn = failMan Cyber = winMan Link to post Share on other sites
Reborn Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Oh, I apologize for being a boring, regular Joe college athlete, then. Link to post Share on other sites
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