Hedganian Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 With the current president, please don't be to diligent in protecting him... Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, hitmanNo2 said: That reminds of the form you sometimes have to fill out on planes before landing. "Are you currently engaging in or have previously engaged in terrorism or terror related activities". Yes or No tick boxes. I wonder how many they catch with that heh. At least one! Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 Oh man. What an annoying, expensive mistake to make. Poor woman. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Hedganian said: With the current president, please don't be to diligent in protecting him... More than one country with a president.. And not highlighting that sport teams and social organisations have presidents. It could be the local Lawn Bowls club president. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 Well yes, but when people say "the president" we all know which president they're talking about. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 El Presidente? Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/09/sports/magic-johnson-quits-steps-down-lakers.html LA Lakers' President slot is up for grabs. I vote Stunt in. We're all bad enough dudes to protect him, and this could be the foundation for Stunts Britain (TM)* *with minor Enclave status in the US. Potential for import/export law breaking and airsoft imports is high. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 We should vote Stunt into any and all vacant positions, thereby gradually accruing power and influence. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 Google "Job vacancies" and there is: - Bristol Airport baggage handler (in your luggage, learning your secrets) - Nursery worker for "Little Green Man" in London (Not anything to do with Russian involvement) -Many, many bartending jobs (always good supply of side quests/free booze/rumours) Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 I meant elected positions, not even Stunt could work *all* those jobs at the same time... Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 It seems I missed this when it was posted last week. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted April 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 10 hours ago, Hardcore1-6 said: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/09/sports/magic-johnson-quits-steps-down-lakers.html LA Lakers' President slot is up for grabs. I vote Stunt in. We're all bad enough dudes to protect him, and this could be the foundation for Stunts Britain (TM)* *with minor Enclave status in the US. Potential for import/export law breaking and airsoft imports is high. 10 hours ago, Hedganian said: We should vote Stunt into any and all vacant positions, thereby gradually accruing power and influence. Thanks guys. I'll need help though. You in? Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 I thought we'd established this already. I called dibs on Minister of War/Defence. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 Your cabinet will be basically all Arnies members. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 And all the better for it. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 Yep, we are in. I'm home sec, and issuing all cops lawgivers, and the gloves are coming off for the feral underclass. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 The big question is, who gets to run Customs and let all the airsoft in without hassle? Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 Customs is part of HMRC, which is part of the Home Office, I believe. Although it might be Treasurey, since it's about money. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 I'll take Education secretary. All schooling shall feature Battle Royale. You know, the good one in the films instead of the game mode that permeates all gaming. Link to post Share on other sites
sandstorm Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 Hardcore, to make it fair, have the supplies depend on battery of academic and civil achievements with corrective adjustments for dyslexia or other issues infependent of student's free choices. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 Explosives for dyspraxic kids and an SAT score of 100 nets you a set of oversized plate armour. Link to post Share on other sites
sandstorm Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 So would you prefer to arm the chavs so they can off everyone who actually understands how basic economy works? Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 1 hour ago, sandstorm said: So would you prefer to arm the chavs so they can off everyone who actually understands how basic economy works? Hey, as home secretary, I'm taking care of the chavs. See my above post. They will be gone within a generation. Link to post Share on other sites
sandstorm Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 Well, yeah, but I was thinking, there'll be Chav-types and other ASBOs in all generations, and if the school ihas Battle Royale curriculum, those ABos ought to not be rewarded against the more diligent students who could become things like materials engineeers developing better RIFs... Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 Yeah... Basically, under my revised laws and police powers, if you f**k up and are unrepentant, so basically a chav, you're getting one in the dome. Not kids, but they will see the consequences of that, instead of multiple slaps on the wrist, or gaol time that is usually far better than home life. Asbo kids will be sent to borstal type schools with a strong curriculum in morality and societal awareness. Staffed by ex military on a good wage and decent workload which gives an incentive to teach well. Unlike the toxicity you can get now in teaching... Meh, happy thread - besides twatting chavs - I'm off to Scotland for a long weekend tomorrow with my wife, son and dogs. Time spent outdoors fossil hunting, rockpooling, eating/drinking nice stuff and relaxing. I can't wait! Link to post Share on other sites
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