ColDaz Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 I love my girlfriend. We were sitting in a restaurant after a damn good meal, and I was taking the p**s out of a mate who was also with his girlfriend because he brought her to my house on her birthday, and also didnt get her a card or a present, though I did. Thats a different story. Anyway, this made me think. This is how the convo went. I'm Daz, my girlfriend is Liz, and another mate is Strange. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Daz: Ya know I've bought you a little owl and a silver knecklace, I pay for everything, and you haven't actually gave me any presents. You even went on holiday! Liz: Aw, I'm sorry baby, I'll buy you something. Daz: Nah, don't worry about it. I don't really mind. Liz: No, no, it's ok. I'll buy you something nice. Daz: Aw, Ok then. But ya really don't have to. Liz: I'll buy you a gun! Daz's draw drops a few centimeters. Daz: I love you! Strange stares at me with his eyes almost out of his head, and his draw slightly ajar. Strange: That is so ... odd. Daz: That's the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to me! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I thought it was worth sharing anyway. Though I did protest about the insane price that she didn't need to spend on me, cause it really wasn't fair, she is still going to buy me an AA MP5A5! I love my girl ... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 I hate you with a passion you can only imagine. At least tell me she doesn't have big boobs. Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 At least tell me she doesn't have big boobs. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's all you care about, isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Let me think... ... Boobs ... Sorry, what was the question? Link to post Share on other sites
ColDaz Posted August 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 I'll have to show her this thread. And yes, she is very nicely proportioned, I really don't deserve her. (Now someone will say she should go to you instead because you are so much better, but shut the hell up, she's willing to fund my addiction ). Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted August 5, 2005 Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 You git! I ordered that girlfriend! My package got delivered to you! I wondered why I got sent three kilos of animal porn. Still, I was able to sell it to Havoc... Link to post Share on other sites
ColDaz Posted August 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2005 Ah, you do make me laugh, you crazy kids. (fondles that busting bosom) Link to post Share on other sites
mower Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 you sir!!! are a lucky lucky *fruitcager* Link to post Share on other sites
Rob15 Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Let me think... ... Boobs ... Sorry, what was the question? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You git! I ordered that girlfriend! My package got delivered to you! I wondered why I got sent three kilos of animal porn. Still, I was able to sell it to Havoc... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> thats what i was thinking you sir!!! are a lucky lucky *fruitcager* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> indeed he is, very lucky Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Bah love what is it??/ It's just a hormone So really am not arsed Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 How do you make a hormone? Oh, wait, not a PG-13 gag. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 A hormone is a chemical messenger from the gland so you make a hormone by erm whats that word again? Link to post Share on other sites
Machineabuse Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Now you must mail a strand of your hair to each and every one of the forumers to make a little voodoo doll with. Link to post Share on other sites
Longhairedhippy Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Ah, you do make me laugh, you crazy kids. (fondles that busting bosom) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...######. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 mmm...animal porn... Oh, mooo, moooo! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Got the horn? Link to post Share on other sites
DrewLawson Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 How do you make a hormone? Oh, wait, not a PG-13 gag. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Am I the only one that got it? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 It's quite possible. The way I see it is if you don't know or can't figure out the punchline, you're too young/innocent to be told. Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 I got it, it's mildly funny. But still, this lucky *fruitcage*. Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Got the horn? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Anyway ... i think rob knew what i was saying on msn last night oh yes .dead or alive - Beach vollyball ..WITH NAKED WOMEN Link to post Share on other sites
sniper_boi Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Meh love is only a feeling what could be more worse than having your girl taken by your best mate oh wait having her taken by your own brother Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Now, now, children, play nice. Hardcore demonstrated her love for me by buying me an ICS MP5 SD6. I'm still paying her back in a very interesting way Link to post Share on other sites
billymak Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Sledge: hormones.... [larfs] I wish I had a girlfriend that would buy me stuff, and anything would make my day, a gun from a girlfriend might be a bit too much for me... [cardiac arrest] But I'd be content to have a girlfriend to begin with... I may also be a spender-magnet - one of many reasons I don't bother no more, I can't even afford a new monitor Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted August 6, 2005 Report Share Posted August 6, 2005 Now, now, children, play nice. Hardcore demonstrated her love for me by buying me an ICS MP5 SD6. I'm still paying her back in a very interesting way <{POST_SNAPBACK}> oi oi keep that to yourself Link to post Share on other sites
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