GuzziHero Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Next person to go on about that will have it tested up his bunghole... I'm trying to not get the thread locked, dude. Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Give it to fireknife, he and greg can use it Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Congratulations, Dave... Ib4tl. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Hate people looking at me strange when I say that certain films look good on video (The grain effect), just like listening to records instead of cds, what the hells wrong with still watching videos. Madness. And yes I think led zeppelin sounds better on a record than a cd. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 I hate badly rendered CGI. Like the bit with the vampire ninjas in Blade 2. They looked like floppy ragdolls. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Next person to go on about that will have it tested up his bunghole... I'm trying to not get the thread locked, dude. Don't worry, like all threads in off topic that get banned another more inane and pointless one will take it's place, it is just a case of who is first off the bat to start said new thread. But it is only meant in the spirit of light hearted banter, nothing extremely rude or offensive has been said to anyone so it is all fine ok? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 The CHILDREN, won't somebody please think of the CHILDREN! Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Eep sorry guys :s Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 There are children involved in this. Ok that is where i draw the line. About 30 miles past everyone else lines but i suppose i have to draw one somewhere. But anyway, like i say we haven't hurt anyone and what we are discussing is, as far as i can tell, open and honest. It is not like we are making loads of stuff up just to prove we are big men. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 just to prove we are big men. You haven't proven *suitcase*, you just won't stop talking about it... Link to post Share on other sites
Silent_Assassin Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I don't like it when your out with a few mates having a good time but then you have to call it a night 'cause you've got work in the morning I got a text at about 7pm from an ex/friend asking if I fancied going for a drive 'cause shes just passed her test. So we end up in a pub having a few drinks (shes drinking J2O BTW) and she says that shes scared of driving home in the dark on her own and asks if I want to go back to hers So what do I do? I decline because I've got work tomorrow and a semi-important client meeting But I have arranged to meet her tomorrow so we'll see where it goes from there So there you go guys, I could be knuckle deep in vag right now but I decided to do the right thing instead. Goddamn conscience Josh Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 It is not like we are making loads of stuff up just to prove we are big men The whole of the sentence please if your going to try that. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 What you should have done is gone back with her and ploughed it like a goddamn farmer. I would have. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Bit of bump and grind never hurt anyone. How much sleep do you need? Could you have not sacrificed an hour or two for some action? I think just about every one of us on here would have. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Not me, I need sleep and I have porn, so. Waiting for Glee to load and my nytol to kick in, fun times indeed. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Powerade for when you're on the job. Pro-plus and Monster for getting you through the next day. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Or just some *fruitcage* man power and determination. You people and your 'energy' drinks and food. Should just have gone and got knee deep in clunge! Not me, I need sleep and I have porn If your porn is that boring, download something better eh 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 That Snickers advert. First of all it should be a "Marathon" I think we are all agreed on that. Second Mr T saying "cold water never hurt nobody". It's a double negative and it's not true either, what about all the people who were on the Titanic and all the bloke onthe Piper-A. Rubbish really. Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 The CHILDREN, won't somebody please think of the CHILDREN! That's just wrong mate. You need to take a long hard look at yourself. You're a mod, you should know better. I'm a hair's breath away from reporting you. It's the 'gripes' thread. I'm 'griping'. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Bit of bump and grind never hurt anyone. 'FireKnife' Unless they get AIDS Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 I've just discovered that i really hate the guy from the "Go Compare" advert... he just reminds me of a cross between poirot and a fat David Walliams... Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Second Mr T saying "cold water never hurt nobody". It's a double negative and it's not true either, what about all the people who were on the Titanic and all the bloke onthe Piper-A. perhaps that was his intention all along? to lull the poor sap into a false sense of security with the use of double negatives when in fact it was a clever ruse to have the toe dipping mincer suffer some hideous cold mater related injury! we really need a tin foil hat emoticon here Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Unless they get AIDS Then suit up. Actually that is a gripe of mine, stupid people that don't understand the risks of AIDS and not wearing a condom. It's isn't just the fear of getting a girl pregnant it is also a way to make sure you don't get killed off by something bad. It isn't exactly a problem to put one on either, i find it is best to keep it in your hands then when you go down on your girlfriend go no hands for a few seconds to slip it on, she is still on the way to a climax and your ready to dive straight in. And you know it is safe (well 99%). 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Baby on Board signs. I dont care that you ****. I dont care that you **** more than I do. I dont care one jot that you ****ed one or a few times and caused a chemical chain reaction that has created a little pink squishy thing that will grow up to **** even more. I dont care what their names are. Unless they're something like "Dong-head" and "Gonorrhea". That makes me laugh. I dont care that they graduated college. Lots of people do it. So what? I dont give a flying chicken poop if you consider yourself a proud grandparent or a yummy mummy. Lets face it, after popping out a couple of little worm-eaters, you probably aint yummy no more. All those late nights of eating pizza while little poo-poo-pants screams for the attention you aint giving it have destroyed any last vestige of your yumminess. You are so un-yummy, even a starving cannibal would go "AWWW HELL NO!". And finally...last but not least...I care less than I do about the national anthem of Swaziland than I do about the fact you are a 'Mum-To-Be'. None of these signs are going to make me drive any differently, or respect you any more. In fact, I'm going to go fit some bull-bars and spikes to my Dennis Dart so it looks like that Beetle from The Cars That Ate Paris. Because if I'm gonna hit you, I'm gonna do it right and make this world one moron or maybe more lighter than it was before. And then I will burn all your god-damned signs. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 They should be illegal. A fireman went back to a burning car to fetch a baby that was - according to the sign- on board. The car went up and he was killed. There was no baby in it, the owner had just left the sign in the car. A simple reason why the baby on board signs should be illegal. Link to post Share on other sites
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