DeltaZero Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 And, most importantly a recurve bow for when things get too much. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 It's a 70" bow, I'm no way gonna be using that indoors. I got a Nerf lever action gun though. Thats what I shall be dealing out frontier justice with. Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Probably a wise choice! Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Having the good old end the the year gloomy depression. No love, no kids, bankrupt, almost 30, living with mom and pop and a nagging ex. Now my boss tells me that every fokin weekend fron january till july he needs me at work, with only 1 day off in the week. This, while i need to finish my home that i probably will have to sell afterwards. The *fruitcage* am I doing on this world? All this because my ex thought it was a good idea to not tell me anything about her feeling mentally ill. Feel like puking. Still planning on visiting London? Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 It's a 70" bow, I'm no way gonna be using that indoors. I got a Nerf lever action gun though. Thats what I shall be dealing out frontier justice with. pics? um I need a hug before I murder someone, setting up an offbrand android device for my granddad... its special I cant fit the new sim card because its not a micro, I cant transfer his numbers because his old one isn't a microsim, I cant connect the old to the new via Bluetooth because theres no sim in it and its aparantly disabled without a sim in. I cant plug his old cell into the pc bz its a slightly off size cable (the old Samsung specific microusb that's just a hair off micro spec) I cant set up his google account because... there's no sim in it and in the AM I have to explain why this hunk of *suitcase* doesn't work to someone who is technically inept but also really condescending when it isn't as simple as expected. *fruitcage* it, guiness foreign export open, Ecig being chain hit and I am working my way across the world in different whiskey/whisky's. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 You can cut the sim down to fit, there's nothing important under the plastic, the guts are all under the metal bit. Might as well, if it won't fit you'll need another one anyway so it doesn't matter if you *fruitcage* it up.... I get so tired of telling people that their choices are bad choices.You shouldn't buy this £300 brand new computer because it is an order of magnitude worse that this second had £300 Lenovo. "But Ginge, the new one has a warranty" "Yes but it is *suitcase*, the processor in my phone is better" "But Ginge, the warranty will replace it if it goes wrong" "Yes but it's wrong to start with, the old Lenovo won't break" "But Ginge, I don't trust a used computer. Won't the new one be better?" "Do you trust me? I say it is good, if you buy it I will personally repair it until you replace it" "But Ginge, the new one is purple" "Perhaps but the used Lenovo cost £3000 when it was new and you can feel the quality, the keyboard is fantastic and the parts are all available" "I think I'll go with the new one, it has free Norton" <Ginge shoots himself> Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 My other half just disappeared out to the retail park. There was talk of a 4k TV, or new makeup. God only knows what she's gonna return with. Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 Shoes. Guaranteed shoes will be involved! Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 She's not a bag and shoe kinda girl. She's more likely to come back with surround sound or a replica iron man suit. Link to post Share on other sites
Got Wood? Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 Stunt, you won't believe how many customers we supply with Microsoft Surface tablets because they want "a proper working business machine" Absolute hunks of junks really! Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 Wiring from the boilers isolation switch and the fuse box is 'faulty'. Yay, no heating again. 4 days last week (which resulted in a new pilot light valve and then striping and testing the wiring inside the boiler). But now it's the wiring between the isolation switch and the fuse box. Oh hello Star Wars battlefront, bye bye kids for the next three days. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 OK,so now we have a curved 4k TV, and the sound bar to go with it. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 OK,so now we have a curved 4k TV, and the sound bar to go with it. Wrong thread or lamenting the money it cost? Because that sounds pretty cool to me Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 Lamenting the crazy excesses she goes to when unsupervised. I can't wait until it's delivered and I can play fallout or witcher on it Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 Stunt, you won't believe how many customers we supply with Microsoft Surface tablets because they want "a proper working business machine" Absolute hunks of junks really! My brother has a Surface Pro, he likes it. The only convertible tablet/laptop design I like is (ironically) the Dell Duo design. I think it is clever. I don't actually like the Lenovo X***T ones The main reason I don't have a tablet. I don't need one, I can use keyboard shortcuts to navigate my OS and apps and I have a trackpoint that I can use easily on moving vehicles etc. Tablets, pointless for me. Link to post Share on other sites
Got Wood? Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 I think they're all rather pointless. Especially in the office! One customer lost the power adapted so I had to get in another. £65... Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 I know I can cut the simple but my gran will *badgeress* at me and I can't be *fruitcage* bothered. I hate people. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 I think they're all rather pointless. Especially in the office! One customer lost the power adapted so I had to get in another. £65... Yeah. Microsoft Surface Pro 4: £1500 Lenovo W451: £1200 No contest, particularly in a business environment. I know I can cut the simple but my gran will *badgeress* at me and I can't be *fruitcage* bothered. I hate people. You and me both bro. Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 OOOI!!! *pouts* Yeah people are just genuinely really dammed irritating I lost my temper and swore at her yesterday which I really disliked having to do bit it needed to be done. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 I know you don't have the plumbing to be a "bro" but you are still a bro. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 pics? Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Exploding arrow heads. You need exploding arrow heads. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 That could be arranged. I have a design for them squirrelled away on a disc somewhere. I would probably end up on a terrorist database though. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 I'll delete it, don't worry. Do it, and send me some! Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Keith Lemon still being on the TV. Need I say more? Link to post Share on other sites
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