Tinkerton Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 TRIGGERED. Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Back from my first session with my shrink. 1st of all: she's hot. Second: it sadly has nothing to do with the fact that I'll need many MANY sessions with her. At the end I feel like somebody pulled a plug out of me and I can't grasp the enomity of the problematic content of my mind. It just kept coming. I feel freed because I made some progress at last. But it is so exhausting... Sent from my C6603 using Tapatalk Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Well done. Just keep going with it. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Back from my first session with my shrink. 1st of all: she's hot. Second: it sadly has nothing to do with the fact that I'll need many MANY sessions with her. At the end I feel like somebody pulled a plug out of me and I can't grasp the enomity of the problematic content of my mind. It just kept coming. I feel freed because I made some progress at last. But it is so exhausting... Sent from my C6603 using Tapatalk That's really good to hear mate (the progress, not the hotness)! Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 Darklite, Is there any chance of sorting your lost guns when you go home? Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 I had a similar thought. Going back to Hong Kong for a fortnight to see family. Sent some christmas photos back to the parentals, first reply I get back is "You should lose some weight before you come back, you look fat." Awesome. Gonna be a fun fortnight. My thought was, you can work a couple of pounds off strangling the *suitcase* out of the *beep* who screwed you. Back from my first session with my shrink. 1st of all: she's hot. Second: it sadly has nothing to do with the fact that I'll need many MANY sessions with her. At the end I feel like somebody pulled a plug out of me and I can't grasp the enomity of the problematic content of my mind. It just kept coming.I feel freed because I made some progress at last. But it is so exhausting...Sent from my C6603 using Tapatalk My wife is a counsellor and she says that feeling is normal and to carry on. That means you are open to the process and bought in. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 I didn't want to suggest any nefarious actions, as that would be against the law and wrong. But, if the coincidence arose that at the same time you were visiting Hong Kong, on of the residents got the *fruitcage* beaten out of him? Well... Coincidence. Coincidence is also DNA aware, and disposes of clothing properly. And has set up a proper alibi with independent witnesses and knows the location of any local CCTV and doesn't get their face on file... Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Coincidence is also DNA aware, and disposes of clothing properly. And has set up a proper alibi with independent witnesses and knows the location of any local CCTV and doesn't get their face on file... Genuinely lol'd Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Arnie's. Helping 'a friend' be a better criminal since 2017. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 I'm sure it's happened before. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 All info is freely available on the net/CSI etc! Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 What's more, if you're not too sure on the assault aspect of it you can always just *suitcase* through his letterbox. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 But physics would make it tricky. And the letter box may be cold...! Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Perhaps some sort of funnel is in order. A literal poop shoot if you will. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 *googles poop shoot* *cries* Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Slingshot. Gets it right into the house rather than just dropping it by the door. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Ha. I couldn't decide whether to go with poop chute or poop shoot. I figured poop shoot had more range. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Slingshot. Gets it right into the house rather than just dropping it by the door. Imagine loading it though... Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Clearly we need some sort of mortar tube with a HPA hookup. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 I fear this thread is going in the wrong direction. Unless someone ends up getting a speckle of poop in their eye... Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Eye protection. Always eye protection. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 House smells like a brewery. On the plus side though, in a couple of weeks the 41 bottles of bitter I just finished capping will be ready. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Dibs. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 Arnie's Ale! Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted January 8, 2017 Report Share Posted January 8, 2017 I have Strawberry cider on the go too. And when the bush at the bottom of the garden starts fruiting again, I will have a go at blackberry wine. Link to post Share on other sites
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