Skarclaw Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 ^ i spent 4 hours at the wrong wedding once so it does happen. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunnman Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 You should of just made up the bride and grooms name, then make a toast. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 My gf knows the bride. I don't do small talk very well so it's kinda awkward Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 Drink through it. Start on shots. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 If you insist officer. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 It's the only way. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 Robert Englund is at this wedding. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 That's pretty badass. Having Freddy *fruitcage* Krueger at your wedding. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted October 21, 2017 Report Share Posted October 21, 2017 I'm glad hitman explained who he was! Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Yeah, saved me a google. Good thing it isn't a dream wedding. Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 I slept all of two hours, maybe three. Which didn't stop me from making breakfast, picking up a courier delivery and getting to work on time, with a detour for sugar and box of tea, so there's that. But I also had to waste a day off for tomorrow, because the tenants' association hired a company to replace the water meters tomorrow. Which means I'll be wrestling with a battery of stepdad's old colognes, former flatmate's maxipads, soap bars that are quarter of a century old, a cabinet that is falling apart, loose wiring for the lamp built into the bathroom mirror and a 5'x5' sheet of thick particleboard this evening and the next. I hardly see myself playing Destiny 2 on the opening night. And it turned out (again) that I'm working with utter *fruitcage* cretins. But hey, I have three gaming videos scheduled on my Youtube channel, one for today (a drunken, late night Overwatch Halloween mode round), one for tomorrow (a quick let's play of Rochard) and one for Thursday (more Rochard). I'm also perfecting my video editing skills - now I'm able to cook up a fully animated news ticker for my gaming videos. Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 I have flu. Im never ill. I hate being ill. It started Friday and I can’t seem to shake it. Took my first day off from work ever today, my boss was shocked. Im a grumpy man and my wife is being amazing but still. I hate being ill. On the plus side I got bored being stuck in and needed some fresh air. So took the mini for a spin for a couple hours. Good lord its so much fun. Not sure the fuel/air mix did me too much good as I seem to have gotten worse this evening but I had a blast! That counts right? If im in this state tomorrow and don’t go in who knows what I’ll do. There’s only so many Columbian drug lords I can kill in Ghost Recon. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 buy GTAV on PC. JOIN US. Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 I don’t have a pc that’ll handle GTAV!! Im off today as well which has made me even more grumpy. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Time to get one! Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Rather lousy weather lately for work, plus the folks making me go try to get a job with an electrician twice my age tomorrow. Also just had to order a paper weight off amazon since my folks can't understand that most electronic portable charger is . Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Wait. What computer can play Ghost Recon Wildlands (I assume Wildlands from the drug reference) but not GTA? GTA is 4 years old. Crappy PCs are an advantage, you turn off all the bushes in the graphics settings and nobody can hide from you. Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Unfortunately Ghost Recon is on PS4. And yes Wildlands. Ah well! My old PC could take it but it’s at my parents. I have 75% of the parts to build a new PC but mini things happened so lacking funds for that almighty 1080ti and a nice processor for it. Currently just stuck with a 2011 MacBook and a 2009 Lenovo Thinkpad which is slower than you’d imagine no matter what I try to speed it up. Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 40 euros up the *albatross* because the Germans can't write a return and replacement policy correctly. Also, I slept all of three hours again, but the good thing is I have the first Destiny 2 material recorded, edited, exported, uploaded, processed, subtitled and waiting for publication! Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 There's localised flooding here. Just discovered the numberplate has been removed from my front bumper. Turns out it's only clipped in to the *suitcasey* lease company branded holder. Annoying. Will be screwing the new one to the bumper. Edit, I suspect it's been washed out when forging said floodwaters in my monster truck due to the gathered debris around the holder. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Unfortunately Ghost Recon is on PS4. And yes Wildlands. Ah well! My old PC could take it but it’s at my parents. I have 75% of the parts to build a new PC but mini things happened so lacking funds for that almighty 1080ti and a nice processor for it. Currently just stuck with a 2011 MacBook and a 2009 Lenovo Thinkpad which is slower than you’d imagine no matter what I try to speed it up. Thinkpads - brilliant for everything but aggressively bad at games. There's localised flooding here. Just discovered the numberplate has been removed from my front bumper. Turns out it's only clipped in to the *suitcasey* lease company branded holder. Annoying. Will be screwing the new one to the bumper. Edit, I suspect it's been washed out when forging said floodwaters in my monster truck due to the gathered debris around the holder. I got pulled over all the time in my Skoda because somebody had used the plate on a car used in a bank robbery. Only in Essex though, odd. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Please tell me the first thing you said when plod walked up to your window was 'Is this about the bank robbery?' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 I'll look for my errant plate tomorrow, but I suspect it won't be seen until the water subsides. And will have been run over by several cars and tractors. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Thinkpads - brilliant for everything but aggressively bad at games. I got pulled over all the time in my Skoda because somebody had used the plate on a car used in a bank robbery. Only in Essex though, odd. A similar thing happened to a mate at uni. Someone did a drive by shooting in London with fake plates that matched his mum's car. He said she nearly fainted when she was woken up in the early hours by alot of noise and went down stairs to find her son face down on the floor surrounded by several armed police officers Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 Youtube is taking the . In more ways than one. But, explain to me this: I made a video where I'm playing Overwatch while drunk and swearing like a sailor. I literally dragged the subtitles file into a text editor and counted the instances of the word "*fruitcage*" - 46, which coupled with 13 minute running time gives us roughly three *fruitcage*s and a half per minute. This video is fully monetized. Then, I made a video where I'm playing Destiny 2, and still swearing, but a little less this time. Analyzing the subtitles, I said "*fruitcage*" 70 times, which coupled with 36 minute running time gives us less than two *fruitcage*s per minute. And this video has, somehow, limited monetization. Link to post Share on other sites
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