My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch!

[hitmanNo2]

Neck beard type full?

 

I'll back scorch on that...

Think tactical/hipster beard. It's long enough not to worry really.

[amateurstuntman]

I don't know, man, she's 21, and just looks 14.

I did deal with a chick who looked at least 25 and was 15, though, that one did cause a couple of problems.

 

I had a girlfriend back in the 90s who was half Malaysian half French, 22 years old, looked (a lot) younger, no body hair at all (naturally).

 

She paged me (I told you, 90s) and told me she had a treat for me after work.

I got home to find her in the classic school girl outfit, pig tails, drawn-on freckles, the works.

 

I am proud to this day that I was unable to get a stiffy.

 

She was upset and said "my last boyfriend loved this outfit".  My typically tactful reply "He is probably a *fruitcage* paedophile then" did not go down well.

 

 

21 year old girls who look 14 happen.  Deliberately sexualising a girl who looks young is not cool.

Who is your target audience?

 

You are making photos for paedophiles and getting away with it on a technicality.

 

Probably not intended but try to think about that for future shoots.

If you have to explain that the girl isn't underage then there is a problem.

[shmook]

Think tactical/hipster beard. It's long enough not to worry really.

That's even worse!

 

 

Double post fail...

[shmook]

21 year old girls who look 14 happen. Deliberately sexualising a girl who looks young is not cool.

Who is your target audience?

 

You are making photos for paedophiles and getting away with it on a technicality.

 

Probably not intended but try to think about that for future shoots.

If you have to explain that the girl isn't underage then there is a problem.

This.

[hitmanNo2]

That's even worse!

 

Well, I've had a beard for over 10 years.  So way before it was adopted by hipster types. 

 

You're going to tell this guy you don't like his beard?

 

[shmook]

It's not that, I've got a beard too.

 

You mentioned 'hipster' and I got all offended!

[hitmanNo2]

Ha.  Fair enough.  I suppose I would have the same reaction too heh.  Just an easy way to describe it.

[Alias1983]

Not neckbeard

[paranoiddroid]

Neck beards aren't sexy full 'contracted' beards can be.

 

As for the schoolgirl thing it can be conventionally sexy if done right I.E adult playing at it, more college level than teen.

 

I'm not the right person to ask bearing in mind my particular kinks include some that are very much not conventional and for those who are 'vannila' wouldn't really understand the draw. I've n interest in the 'ageplay' dynamic so my view on the schoolgirl thing is a little different to most but it's not about looking like the schoolgirl that's the interesting bit for me it's the relationship dynamic that's interesting which doesn't come across in most porn, it's better left in written erotica where you can see the characterisation through inner monologue but trdirional video porn I end up feeling faintly creeped out by the whole thing TBH.

 

I do agree that ALLOT of the porn type stuff that uses the schoolgirl theme is uncomfortably close to the line where the p word becomes appropriate.

Also watching the bank account expecting a payment you will have to dispute is really aggravating!!!!

[Tinkerton]

Had a particularly bad round of CS.

 

9 kills, 24 deaths :|

 

Got told by some russians to uninstall the game.

 

6/10 might play again.

[Hedganian]

Titanfall 2 tech trial has been live since 1700 - I'm not playing it as I'm away from home visiting the in-laws.

 

Grrr....

[scorch]

I used to use a straight razor but I never managed to get a decent strop for it and so *fruitcage* the edge. I now use a nice double edge and for me, it's the best balance of ease, closeness and affordability.

You tried a shavette? Straight razor, but takes replaceable blades. That's the weapon of choice for me, takes the hassle and potential cocking up of a hundred quids worth of blade that you get with honing and stopping.

 

Honestly, I rather enjoy the ritual of shaving, I just look better bearded. Thus keeping the neck and tops of the cheeks tidy satisfies both of my needs on that front.

[Tinkerton]

Shavettes aren't straight razors . Tbh I'm happy with my DE. It's a nice Edwin Jagger one my in laws got me one christmas.

[scorch]

No its not a proper straight razor, I know this, but the technique and likelihood to open yourself up if you dont pay attention is exactly the same.

[paranoiddroid]

I'm kind of tempted to try the shavette for shaving my legs and stuff with with such a small blade it should be pretty good for the awkward bits with weird angles just got to work out how to snap a DE blade in half without cutting myself.

 

Are they not just a straight with a replaceable blade just like the ones traditional barbers use?

[scorch]

That's exactly what they are.

 

The blades are a doddle to snap. You just do it while they're in the paper wrapping.

[amateurstuntman]

I've got a three-piece my dad gave me that his dad gave him when he joined the army.

 

It's old AF.

 

I was using Feather brand blades when I shaved my face but they are a bit harsh for the skin on my head.

 

I like the Astra Superior Platinum blades for that.

Derby Extra too, I like the box they come in with the slot for the used blades.

 

6p a blade.

Up yours Gillette.

 

Although, the Gillette 7 O'Clock Super Stainless are pretty good blades.

 

 

Anyway, I forgot to put my point which is:

Derby sell pre-snapped blades if you want to give a shavette a go:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/100-BLADES-SINGLE-EDGE-DERBY-EXTRA-PROFESSIONAL-RAZOR-BLADES-/272291030774?hash=item3f65cf66f6:g:pWYAAOSwsN9XBaLd

[Alias1983]

Try single blade razors.

[scorch]

I was using Feather brand blades when I shaved my face but they are a bit harsh for the skin on my head.

 

I like the Astra Superior Platinum blades for that.

Derby Extra too, I like the box they come in with the slot for the used blades.

 

 

I like Astra blades. Shark are pretty good too. I don't get on with Feathers though. Something just doesn't feel right with the stroke with them and it throws my confidence resulting in nicks.

[paranoiddroid]

The boy just gets whatever savilles in Sheffield sell I do know he likes wilkinson sword blades and hates tescos cheap blades

[shmook]

Shaving is a chore for me.

 

I trim my beard with clippers, and my neck and cheeks with an electric shaver, although that's rare. I usually take them back to stubble with said clippers and no guard.

[amateurstuntman]

Turns out Astra are the Russian Gillette.

 

You can't win, you either buy 17 bladed plastic landfill monstrosities or double edged blades from them, the revenue goes into researching 18 bladed razors.

 

With a gel strip and a built in vibrator and a ball joint so it follows the contours of your face.

[Hedganian]

But...

 

How else will you get the shaviest shave ever?

[Tinkerton]

I use astras at the moment. Got a hundred blades for something idiotic like £5 a while back. I'll try something else next time though, Derby's and feathers get talked about a lot.

[scorch]

I think Derbys will be my next to try once the ones I have are done.

 

I have loads to get through though. I got a pack each of Shark, Feather and Astra for free with the shaving bowl I bought.

 

Lovely bowl it is. Copper, with the inside tin plated. The outside has developed that lovely dark patina that copper does when it's handled regularly.