Sledge Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 If you want a place guarded properly, hire Germans. Link to post Share on other sites
Vindicare Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Lucky for her the brits don't care much about impersonating an Officer. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you read it again, you'll notice she took an NCO's uniform not an Officer's. It's a terrible truth that with the correct uniform, know-how and attitude, it is possible to blag anything. It's bad that no ID was asked for and that the stupid NCO in the first place lent his uniform to her! Link to post Share on other sites
billymak Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 scary innit? Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 It was worth sleeping with the bloke in town, i tell you. Link to post Share on other sites
CountDoom Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Artist's Impression Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 She should sign up for Megaforce. Link to post Share on other sites
CountDoom Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Megaforce, indeed she would fit right in. While we are around the subject, Havoc, i swear you watch way too much 70's TV sometimes Oh, new news sources have revealed her true photos: Left: Uniform at the air base Right: Uniform at army base Link to post Share on other sites
DirtyMoFo Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 lol, i have done work experience at 2 seperate RAF bases (RAF Lyneham and RAF Brize Norton) aswell as having been on the volunteer work side of RIAT 2 years running, and believe me its possible! and bear in mind that RIAT is at RAF Fairford which is a US base, they werent exactly switched on as far as i could tell, one of the blokes i saw was actually holding his m16 upside down! im positive that in any of these situations, if i'd have just said something ver apologetic and say you forgot your pass, they would just let you go streight on in, and if i perticularly wanted and had the know-how i could have hijacked a b1b lancer from where we were camped... Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Arrest that man. And that woman. Send her to my quarters. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 I think she'd end up in Megaforce's Super Secret Squirrel Surveillance & Subterfuge Section, what with those skills. Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Was she a hotty though? It's tempting to hear nothing more than "17-year old female" and think 5'9, 38" chest, 28" waist. But as many of the 6th formers on here will testify, life isn't like that. Maybe she was a rugby player? Link to post Share on other sites
Dithindious Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Wow the sun made up another story and took pictures of a load of signs of army bases to prove it, how unusual!! British tabloids the second greatest lyers in the world 2nd only to politicians and lawyers who take the throne together. Link to post Share on other sites
SPG Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Think for a minute guys, she borrowed a male NCO's uniform and used that to impersonate a member of the British Army. a MALE NCO. Either it was really ill fitting and would have looked suspicious, or he had a very funny shaped chest... or...... sorry your dream bubbles have just burst. Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Dithindious, you were meant to say "Yes, she was really fit, and she goes like a jackhammer too". Then I leave the forum for 30 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
Dithindious Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 I would have but tabloids annoy me, in the seamingly infinite time they've been open (the sun dates back to when we came down from the trees, our biggest mistake yet if you ask me. We lost our tails ) theres been about 3 true stories on them and that was only printing mistakes were the fake story the made happend a few mins after printing started. Apart from that she's really fit, and she goes like a jackhammer too Link to post Share on other sites
CountDoom Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 17 blonde penetrated our base three times. The man was very small, and even though she was petite she left his house unsatisfyed and wearing an ultra tight military uniform. After she was almost tempted to ride in and or on an apache helicopter she was found out when the uniform suddenly... There, is that a better article? Link to post Share on other sites
Hissing_Sid Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Dithindious, you were meant to say "Yes, she was really fit, and she goes like a jackhammer too". Then I leave the forum for 30 minutes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 30 minutes? Besides that, I suspect SPG has hit the nail on the head. Of course, there are some rather effeminate NCOs about. Mind you, at the risk of leaving Doc with some nasty friction burns, has it actually been confirmed that it was a male NCO she bedded? Now I'm thinking about both of the girls in the above pic's. If you see what I mean. Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticMag Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 So she shagged the NCO? Oh god - what's the age of consent there? F--k the VCR bill, I'm on my way over! Link to post Share on other sites
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Dizzy Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 It really doesn't surprise me. Having done a decent amount of drama work and being notorious for not doing work/skiving off stuff , I know how easy it is to talk you way out, or into, anywhere or anything. Just sound like you know what is going on, have some half-decent excuse, and your in. Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Ok am i the only one who thinks that you have to be a little dumb to take orders from a FEMALE soldier, entering MALE billets in a para base whilst wearing a loggie uniform? Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Ok am i the only one who thinks that you have to be a little dumb to take orders from a FEMALE soldier, entering MALE billets in a para base whilst wearing a loggie uniform? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> None of it matters, mate. Of course, if she's not wearing a rank slide..... Link to post Share on other sites
PariahWolf Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Personally I would have told her to f**k off. If she was in a restricted billet, i.e. mail billets. It is all the guards fault really, they need ID from everyone really, I get taught that at cadets ffs. Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Jackass Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 Initial tests are yet to determine whether she's irish and likes Basil brush Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted January 11, 2006 Report Share Posted January 11, 2006 What surprises me was that she had the time to take a great big dump on the RSM's desk, and sneak off without even washing her hands. Link to post Share on other sites
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