sniper_boi Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 hahahaha, very funny, a good start to a s****y morning for me Edited to bleep out swear word. Link to post Share on other sites
Stealthbomber Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 I actually looked at this thread with a view to closing it but, well, yes. I gotta say, that IS pretty funny. But, remember kids, messing around with weirdo's and perverts is NOT big or clever. Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 But, remember kids, messing around with weirdo's and perverts is NOT big or clever. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> so Arnies isnt big and clever then? come on guys, have you not got any more to post up? Link to post Share on other sites
MagicalNinjaBuddy Posted July 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 so Arnies isnt big and clever then? come on guys, have you not got any more to post up? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> l'll do some more later when l get back from work. Link to post Share on other sites
Fullforce Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Oh god, best thread ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Well, thats one way of dealing with them. Sounds similar to the Nigerian 419 website. Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 That's made laugh. Cheers for that certainly made my day. Link to post Share on other sites
evilliboba Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Quickly someone Photoshop a .gif of a man fishing with the dancing ninjas head catching a fish with a pedobear head. Link to post Share on other sites
Yeager Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 MagicalNinjaBuddy says: Yeager MagicalNinjaBuddy says: Please, oh god please hold me. Yeager Nasworthy says: ... MagicalNinjaBuddy says: Someone. MagicalNinjaBuddy says: Masturbated. MagicalNinjaBuddy says: To a fake picture of me. MagicalNinjaBuddy says: On webcam. MagicalNinjaBuddy says: l've got pictures. MagicalNinjaBuddy says: Wanna see? Yeager Nasworthy says: No but this guy does MagicalNinjaBuddy says: ... Yeager Nasworthy says: Hello I'm Chris Hanson with ABC news Yeager Nasworthy says: Why were you trying to solicit a minor for sex sir? >: | Link to post Share on other sites
wolfstein5 Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Best Thread EVER "my wet lower lips extrude out of my gym apparel and my nipples are fully erect, like the barrels of two CheyTac M200 sniper rifles" That had me bawling. Link to post Share on other sites
Ragnar27 Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Yeah that was rofl... Link to post Share on other sites
evilliboba Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8734/pedofishingdi2.gif <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Perfect!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Donut Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 I guess it's amusing, can't say it's very funny though But that's just me Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 OH GOD! LAUGHING...TOO...MUCH this needs to be stickied Link to post Share on other sites
MagicalNinjaBuddy Posted July 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 Lesbian cybersex. Err. bcster23: we are in my room tryin on clothes to see what we are going to wear out tonight BeachBabeX4242X: ok bcster23: we are just in our thongs and bras BeachBabeX4242X: ok bcster23: i put on a tiny skirt bcster23: "how does it look" BeachBabeX4242X: i don't know BeachBabeX4242X: u'd look better with nothing on at all BeachBabeX4242X: babe? bcster23: sorry bcster23: should i take it off? BeachBabeX4242X: yes please BeachBabeX4242X: bcster23: i could use some help with this skirt bcster23: and my bra BeachBabeX4242X: ok BeachBabeX4242X: i take out a SOG multitool and use the knife to cut away at the bra strap. BeachBabeX4242X: it falls to the floor, revealing your breasts. bcster23: maybe i should wear no panties tonight bcster23: u mind taking those off for me too BeachBabeX4242X: okay BeachBabeX4242X: i slice at the panties with the multitool, accidently cutting your lower back. BeachBabeX4242X: sorry babe bcster23: ouch bcster23: careful BeachBabeX4242X: want me to kiss it? bcster23: i lift up my skirt so u can see my shaved *beep* bcster23: how about u eat me first BeachBabeX4242X: Okay. BeachBabeX4242X: l dig the SOG knife into your medulla oblongata, killing you instantly. l drag your lifeless corpse into the kitchen, where i work your breasts off. l rummage through your kitchen stuff, pulling out a pan. l preheat the oven to 550*F and go watch a movie to pass the time. bcster23 direct connection is closed. bcster23 signed off at 11:36:20 AM. Link to post Share on other sites
Lithium Jack Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 god damn Link to post Share on other sites
evilliboba Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 god damn <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
MagicalNinjaBuddy Posted July 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 omegapi447: hi there - asl? BeachBabeX4242X: 16/ BeachBabeX4242X: f omegapi447: nice - 20.m here omegapi447: what you lookin' for today? BeachBabeX4242X: can u teach me to rolpeay? omegapi447: mmm sure omegapi447: first, what d'you look like? BeachBabeX4242X wants to directly connect. omegapi447 is now directly connected. BeachBabeX4242X: omegapi447: mmmmm, sexy omegapi447: and what you wearing right now? BeachBabeX4242X: shirt pants omegapi447: and unders? BeachBabeX4242X: yup omegapi447: what? BeachBabeX4242X: i am wearing pantis omegapi447: hot omegapi447: ok, the first thing you do is decide what roles you want to play BeachBabeX4242X: u give me sum ideas omegapi447: well, they can be anything... some fantasy you have that turns you on, for example BeachBabeX4242X: u give me an idea BeachBabeX4242X: pitch me sum good ones BeachBabeX4242X: and well roll with one i like BeachBabeX4242X: well? omegapi447: well, some common ones are brother/sister, teacher/student, sports star/cheerleader, strangers, etc. BeachBabeX4242X: lets do teacher/student omegapi447: all right... you as the student? BeachBabeX4242X: yes omegapi447: then we set up the role omegapi447: what's your name, and describe what you'd be wearing BeachBabeX4242X: uhh BeachBabeX4242X: Alice BeachBabeX4242X: my last name is Webbing. BeachBabeX4242X: wearing a school uniform BeachBabeX4242X: skirt omegapi447: describe it... include any underwear BeachBabeX4242X: uhh BeachBabeX4242X: black skirt plaid top BeachBabeX4242X: black bra and panties omegapi447: mm good omegapi447: I'm Mr. Jones, dressed in a shirt and tie, khaki slacks BeachBabeX4242X: ok omegapi447: then one person starts (I will since you're new to this) and you just play the role BeachBabeX4242X: ok BeachBabeX4242X: go omegapi447: i call you up to my desk after class one day; "Alice, we need to talk" BeachBabeX4242X: i walk up to the desk casually. BeachBabeX4242X: "about what?" i say with a meek smile. omegapi447: "well, Ms. Webbing, it's about your latest test scores" BeachBabeX4242X: "are they so good i move up a grade?" omegapi447: "No, they're not quite good enough, unfortunately" BeachBabeX4242X: "oh?" omegapi447: "that's right. so, we need to discuss your options" BeachBabeX4242X: "how bad did i do?" omegapi447: i hand you your test, a big red "F" across the top BeachBabeX4242X: i slam my fist on the desk and look to the roof and scream damn it. omegapi447: "swearing won't help, Alice, but we might be able to come to an... arrangement... regarding extra credit" i look you over, standing there in your sexy uniform BeachBabeX4242X: i tilt my head, going "Hm?" omegapi447: "what would you be willing to do to bring your grade up?" BeachBabeX4242X: "eat a klondike bar" i say giggling omegapi447: "I'm serious, Ms. Webbing. I'm giving you a second chance here. What would you do to take it?" BeachBabeX4242X: "i...i don't know!" i say, frantically. omegapi447: i stand up and step around the desk, close to you, my eyes roaming over your body; "you don't have any ideas?" BeachBabeX4242X: "none" i say BeachBabeX4242X: "what do you have in mind?" omegapi447: "Well," i start playing with the buttons on your top, "let's see what you have to offer" BeachBabeX4242X: "ohhhh," i say. BeachBabeX4242X: l grin. omegapi447: "Well, go on, show me" BeachBabeX4242X: i loosen my top, exposing my cleavage omegapi447: "Mmm, nice Alice, keep going" BeachBabeX4242X: i pull the top off revealig my lace bra omegapi447: my hands move down to cup your tits BeachBabeX4242X: i smile omegapi447: "Very nice... now show me more" BeachBabeX4242X: "you have to do that on your own" i say, laughing. omegapi447: "You'll do as i say if you want a better grade" BeachBabeX4242X: "ok" omegapi447: "well, go on then" BeachBabeX4242X: "go on what?' i say, puzzled omegapi447: "take your bra off for me" BeachBabeX4242X: i take it off and toss it to the side omegapi447: "mm, good girl" i lean down and start nibbling at your nipples BeachBabeX4242X: i lean my head back omegapi447: "now, take your panties off, sit up on the desk and lift your skirt" BeachBabeX4242X: i slide my panties off and sit on the desk omegapi447: "lift up your skirt and spread your legs" BeachBabeX4242X: i do so omegapi447: (are you shaved, trimmed, what?) BeachBabeX4242X: (shaved) omegapi447: mmmm omegapi447: i lean in and start rubbing your smooth *beep* BeachBabeX4242X: i moan in pleasure omegapi447: looking up at you, i ask, "tell me, alice, are you a virgin?" BeachBabeX4242X: yes BeachBabeX4242X: Just then, a man in a suit slams the door open. "Hello," he begins "My name is Chris Hansen, Dateline NBC, and l'm here to do the assembly on internet predators and what the *fruitcage* is going on in here?!" BeachBabeX4242X: "Rape!" l cry, "Rape!" omegapi447 signed off at 12:58:44 PM. Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 BeachBabeX4242X: Alice BeachBabeX4242X: my last name is Webbing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i think i just wet myself how do you come up with this stuff its totally awesome!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Donut Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jack's having flashbacks Link to post Share on other sites
crablegs Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 I love this stuff! Something to add though would be to tell us which name you are. Link to post Share on other sites
MagicalNinjaBuddy Posted July 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 Take a wild guess. Link to post Share on other sites
Bengali Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 I love this stuff! Something to add though would be to tell us which name you are. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> are you suggesting that a guy is pretending to be Chris Hansen and placing as many gun based references as possible while trying to foil MagicalNinjaBuddies kiddie abusing? because i dont think thats a very nice thing to accuse MNB of. for anyone else confused, MNB will be the one making gun references, stabbing people, and pretending to be Chris Hansen from NBC's Dateline!!! Link to post Share on other sites
MagicalNinjaBuddy Posted July 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 And the one posing as a lesbian for pictures. ...Wait. Link to post Share on other sites
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