DrewLawson Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 I have a third ear. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Deal, you're hired! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 I sense that HM is going to be my Nemesis whether I give him the job or not... Link to post Share on other sites
AqualungJM Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 HaVoC and Sledge go together like eggs and bacon...there's no question about who should be who's arch-nemesis Yet you both need assistants, so who on this forum would you choose as your sidekicks? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 rizzo for my assistant. See, I need someone who isn't afraid to dress up in a schoolgirl outfit and swing a flail around Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Hmm... bagsie h&kchick and Hardcore Mitsuko. As the Doctor, I need female assistants. Edit ~ Although that clearly doesn't rule out Rizzo. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Bagsie The Lawnmower Man, too. I'm watching a bloke in a vest getting attacked by a rampaging mind-controlled lawnmower. Perfect. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Hmm... I'll bagsie Linsey Dawn Mackenzie, if we're not restricted to Arnie's members. Not that I'll find time for much else.... Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Bagsie Pierce Brosnan EDIT: And Mr. T, and Sledge Hammer Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Oh noes!!! The worst Bond has been taken. I'll take Sean Connery, Roger Moore and Timothy Dalton. Also, I think you'll find T and Hammer won't work for the side of evil. Sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 T will - he was in Rocky III Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Yeah, but everyone knows that T was the good guy. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 No, but he was the better actor Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 And therefore the good guy. So he's on my team. You can have Stallone. Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 If I can't be your nemesis, can Hardcore and I be your time travelling assistant and Security officer respectively? That way we can join forces against the evil Havoc_Man and his minions..... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Works for me. I trust you have a suitable array of weaponary for shooting the Evil One in the nuts? Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Indeed I do. I an in fact just about to purchase an m79 CAW launcher, so I can deliver 165 bb's at once to his nether regions. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Oh noes!!! Havoc's genitals are going to be PWNED!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 *Looks at Ubar* *Looks at braces and metal false teeth* "Sledge i think we've found a candidate for Jaws!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ROFLMFAO! but he was such a nice guy.. Link to post Share on other sites
gazchap Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Oh noes!!! Havoc's genitals are going to be PWNED!!!Well his *albatross* already has been, we don't want the bits at the front to feel left out now, do we? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 *buys a Nut-Guard 3000* Link to post Share on other sites
hk_chick Posted April 28, 2005 Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Oh noes!!! Havoc's genitals are going to be PWNED!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *points at self* I castrate things for a living, I could just remove them for him before world domination is attempted. problem solved I have an evil tabby cat, big boots with red flames on, a Lara Croft H&K and an army of veterinary nurses at my disposal...... oh yes & A-Level english language Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted April 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2005 Hmm... taste in weapons is a little too good, but otherwise, I think we have a strong contender here. Link to post Share on other sites
demon.b Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Can I offer my services as shadowy hench-person with a blank, emotionless stare and an array of razor edged medical utensils and electrodes? Link to post Share on other sites
Azrael Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 I have an a level in english language too... a degree in psychology and a special understanding of peoples fears and hopes (in that order) Oh noes.. I am the Scarecrow from batman! Link to post Share on other sites
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