aliensexgangchildren Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 i see america and canada as the oldest sons to britain, america is the rebellious arrogant one and canada the suck up kid. australia is the slightly younger psycho son and new zealand is their tag along bro, the rest of the common wealths are just raped and conquered countries with nothing really similar to the above mentioned countries, well except maybe south africa but sssshh its best to forget them...but on some other subjects our mustard and beer is totally weak for sure and so is our cheese for some reason, not our fault though thats just how they make the *suitcase*. i prefer you guys' beer tbh even though it costs alot more for alot smaller an amount, newcastle brown is the *suitcase*, makes you wanna glass a *badgeress* like a jordie ponyboy Link to post Share on other sites
Stealthbomber Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Paris Hilton has "BFF"s. Paris Hilton is American. /thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Shriven Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Aliensexgang: Rasied a good point, I've not eaten decent cheese outside of Europe: Kiwi cheese is like eating rubber. Even the processed cheese slices over here are better than Kiwi regular cheese. Truly disgusting. One day I'll get over to the states and eat myself stupid on steak. Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 a better analogy is the uk is the slutty girl that will do whatever USA wants pretty much, provided USA pays for drinks etc. Like when UK sent the lockerby bomber back to wherever was basically UK saying "no I'm not doing anal" etc Link to post Share on other sites
aliensexgangchildren Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 yea well we DO do steak very well, in the south its all about bbq grilled stuff and fried stuff (at least 89% of the white population in the south is of scots/irish stock so we love to fry *suitcase*) and being a red state "obama is the devil" spoutin bible thumpin fatass that thinks larry the cable guy is the epitome of hilarity. they are still suprisingly good people despite all that , but still i hate the south and thank whatever imaginary diety that isn't there that i wasn't raised in a southern manner at all (despite having the accent). one of you guys was talking about moving to atlanta, atlanta is a weird place because it is in the middle of one of the most redneck states but isn't really redneck at all and actually a pretty awesome city. just don't wander out of it because then you are back "in the *suitcase*". Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Some of these *fruitcage*ers down here will throw ANYTHING into a deep fryer...Twinkies, Snickers, bacon, ice cream...You name it, some cracker has tried to fry it. This is why the UK has scotland. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Am I the only person enjoying Guzzi's outbursts? Making my day... yea well we DO do steak very well, in the south So does my mum and she's Irish Link to post Share on other sites
PWRRTiger16 Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Now where do i go to have a pop at Canadians ! Bring it on... Link to post Share on other sites
Chimpy Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Who in their right mind deep fries a steak!? Waste of good meat! Now some slow roasted Venison is something I could get behind. Link to post Share on other sites
aliensexgangchildren Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 haha THAT's the thing you took out of what i said? i was not bragging at all, it was more of a slight at how people here go to outrageous and weird extremes to cook meat and then they sit on their porch couch and eat it outside while their kids fight shirtless in the yard with dried kool aid on their mouths. but they also go to extreme lengths to cook up crystal meth and moonshine in the woods, so it's just swings and roundabouts as you *rickrolls* say. Link to post Share on other sites
L4byr1nth Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 You do your nation a credit, sir. Ben. Link to post Share on other sites
loki7491 Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 i think we get along due to the fact that apart from your "native americans", the Americas were colonised by the Brits, with the pilgrimages. That big war where you won freedom from the Brits, was in the literal sense, a civil war. It was the children (great grandchildren) of the pilgrims, fighting against those who stayed in the UK, for independence and the right to govern themselves. Essentially, most of you will be able to trace your heritige to our tiny little island. Only ever been to America afew times for short stays, but have spent more than two years in Canada... when people hear my accent (London) you will be surprised how often they tell me they are Irish! that said... When i retire i am moving to "North America". The people there are really nice, and your gun laws are far slacker than our own - i was considering Texas, but i want the mountains, snow, lakes, log cabins.... Link to post Share on other sites
aliensexgangchildren Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 "You do your nation a credit, sir. " you just don't know, guy *shakes head in a "if you only did" sort of way* Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 aliensexgangchildren - are you really 24? Link to post Share on other sites
Stealthbomber Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 a better analogy is the uk is the slutty girl that will do whatever USA wants pretty much, provided USA pays for drinks etc. Like when UK sent the lockerby bomber back to wherever was basically UK saying "no I'm not doing anal" etc Not quite. Sending Al-Megrahi home was like the slutty girls bolshie scottish mate shaving her armpits in the living room to scare off any men who visit. Link to post Share on other sites
aliensexgangchildren Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 yes, why? do i seem immature or something? "Sending Al-Megrahi home was like the slutty girls bolshie scottish mate shaving her armpits in the living room to scare off any men who visit." you are a wordsmith sir haha IronWolf: Posts merged, in future use the edit feature instead of double posting. Link to post Share on other sites
mattmanic Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 yes, why? do i seem immature or something? Yes. Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Am I the only person enjoying Guzzi's outbursts? Making my day... They were considered to be outbursts? As on a lot of occasions, I wasnt intending in the minutest way to be serious. I was just having a bit of a laugh. I very rarely am serious when I post such stuff. If I am being misconstrued, then I apologise. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 I'm enjoying them, Guzzi, keep it up Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Well it seems Im bleeping people off with them, so Id better cut down to 20 a day Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 I believe him TBH. All Darklite needs is his devilish whit, boyish charms....... and a *suitcase* load of rohypnol Josh Nah, the rohypnol just makes me drowsy, I don't know why people said it would help. Personally, I find the yanks quite amusing. Especially the exchange students who come over here convinced that they know how to drink. A few notes: 1) American pints are smaller than British pints 2) American beers are ######-weak compared to a proper British Ale, stout or even a decent lager. 3) The American exchange students who think they can drink are always eager to jump on a challenge. This never fails to amuse. Hobgoblin works best, I find. Link to post Share on other sites
aliensexgangchildren Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 i'm immature because i hate redneck behavior? Link to post Share on other sites
Chimpy Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 i think we get along due to the fact that apart from your "native americans", the Americas were colonised by the Brits, with the pilgrimages. That big war where you won freedom from the Brits, was in the literal sense, a civil war. Yeesh! There were a fair sight more people than just us Brits there even if we were in charge of large amounts of it for a while! Guzzi - I appreciate you too. Link to post Share on other sites
aliensexgangchildren Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 true, there are actually far more people of irish, italian, and german stock in america than there is english, they all flooded here in the 1800s. the films gangs of new york and far and away illustrate pretty well and accurate the flood of irish immigrants coming into new york harbor. but we are a mix of everything and essentially mutts and that's the point i suppose. Link to post Share on other sites
Chimpy Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Not to mention the Spanish. Link to post Share on other sites
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