DrewLawson Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Thats just a log in the water Dont worry theres not been a case of Mad Cow disease in ages Link to post Share on other sites
Curious Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 I Think I'm Ready To Take The Red Pill. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 "I'll be right back...." I'm surprised no-one got that already. Link to post Share on other sites
richie_j Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 "Where they all come from?"- Gen. Custer "Clear seas you say?"- Captain of the titanic "Thats a nice water pistol"- John Lennon Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 "Where they all come from?"- Gen. Custer "Clear seas you say?"- Captain of the titanic "Thats a nice water pistol"- John Lennon <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wasn't Lennon snipered? EDIT- Answer- no Link to post Share on other sites
Duff Beer Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 I'm sure this has been hinted on before, but I can't be arsed to read the thread. Famous last words: "They are classed as toys, the government will not ban them" "We should sit back and see if the Government will do anything" "It's time for an airsoft is getting banned thread, I'm sick of these now" Link to post Share on other sites
John Romero's Head Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 "For great justice..." Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 "brb" "k" Link to post Share on other sites
billymak Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." Famous last words of Union General, John Sedgewick, 1864 I know.. this is probably the most common one, but I can't seem to find good ones... Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Release every zig! Link to post Share on other sites
snake_goth Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 let's help it, mayb- Link to post Share on other sites
mtdarkwolf Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 "you strike me down i will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine" "when they say no tress passing, the dont actually mean it." "african or european?"..."i dont know tha-" "lets split up!" Link to post Share on other sites
The Waco Kid Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 "I'll have a Big Mac & fries, without the food poisoning." - everybody "There is only one plane, it can be much of an air raid." - Hiroshima citizen "So this is Eton, what's all this debagging lark about then chaps." public school boy Link to post Share on other sites
guinnessman Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 'Die? My dear doctor, that is the last thing I shall do!' 'One of us has to go.' Oscar Wilde, referring to the wallpaper pf the room in which he was dying. And from my roleplaying days..... 'Don't worry guys, I need anything but a 1 on a D20, just watch....' Link to post Share on other sites
Possum Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 I have herd this countless times Thats not how you do it.THIS is how you do it Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Fragile eh??? Gotta love megas xlr! Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 "You can't mesmerise me! I'm British!" .....yes i've been watching At the Earths Core again Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 All of your base are belong to us! Link to post Share on other sites
TimeToDie Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 What do you want now?? You don't have the guts to ki... This armour will stop anything! Don't worry i've taken the magazine out (if you don't understand read the Darwin awards book 2) I don't know what you are laughing at, your next!! (from a joke about an irishman who discovers his wife having an affair) That door will hold them indefinately So who wants to play russian roulette with a land mine??? You wimp i bet you wouldn't hurt a fl... "SNIPER!!!!!" "what did you say???" Oi, Wench, this food tastes like s*** - to your wife Due to the distance from the target and the wind speed and wind sheer those soldiers will never get a shot anywhere near... ICS are never going to make an SA80!! a single vote will have no effect on whether these prats get re-elected Off topic but still funny: Churcills aide: Mr. Churchill I will not sleep with you and you are drunk! Churchill: and you are ugly but in the morning i'll be sober and you'll still be ugly and another one Churchills aide: If i were married to you i'd poison your coffee Churchill: and if i were married to you i'd drink it!! Link to post Share on other sites
DrewLawson Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Of course you can play Russian Roulette with a Glock. Link to post Share on other sites
TimeToDie Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Of course you can play Russian Roulette with a Glock. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> you read the same thing didn't you??? from Darwin awards. Link to post Share on other sites
Shao14 Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Et tu, Brute? Link to post Share on other sites
DrewLawson Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Yes Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted June 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 King Theodin: They can never breach the wall! Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 "This ship is unsinkable!" and to follow that (great quote this), "Like the Titanic said to the iceberg.... Glug! Glug! Glug!" Link to post Share on other sites
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