Kyrian_Zenda Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 The customers in Sainsbury's can be right tossers... My rant: Play.com. Why-oh-why will you take payment for 2 smaller items on my new card, but not the other 2, slightly more expensive items that I really want? Goddammit. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Customers in Sainsbury's can be right tossers... Fixed. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Seconded. I got punched in the face by a customer while working at a village car boot. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 WTF? Why? Hope the person in question received a good shoeing in return. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 I was car park marshalling, he tried to be clever and overtake the flow of traffic in the field then realised he'd overtook on the wrong side and there wasn't a space, so instead of admitting he wasn't as smartass as he thought he just left his car in the way. I asked him to move his car as it was causing an obstruction so he punched me. The boss blocked his car in with a couple of Defenders from the farm and had the old bill round when he came back to his car. We were gonna give him a going over, but the council are giving us a hard time as it is. We think the council are waiting for a brown envelope before giving us the permission for next season. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 I'm a security guard, used to working in supermarkets. If you wanna hear about *albartroth* customers, feel free to ask... Link to post Share on other sites
Triggerhappychappy Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Okay, tell us? I work in retail and some of the customer's I've dealt with are total cocks, but no violent ones thankfully- not sure I'd just stand there & take it like a good little drone... Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 I've been assaulted twice, nearly assaulted gawd knows how many times, nearly had to jump in to restrain a guy that took 4 guys to calm down, had people get really, really arsey with me, flipping me off and calling me all sorts of names when I'm just trying to get things sorted for them, had people swear at me because they thought I've been following them, helped a PCSO keep a group of a dozen kids out of a store whilst encouraging one of them to jump off a cliff, seen Andy Peters, chased at least 3 people, faced down 2 guys who were trying to nick meat, told off some random woman for leaving her four kids and a pram next to the door of a busy store whilst she went and did her shopping for half an hour, had to keep an eye on little old ladies because they kept nicking huge legs of lamb, been kicked out of a store for growing a beard by the twat manager who had a 'tache, chased after a deaf lady who didn't hear the store alarm going off...and worn a Christmas hat with tissue stuffed up it so it stood straight up off my head around a store for a few shifts before Xmas itself. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 , been kicked out of a store for growing a beard by the twat manager who had a 'tache ...and worn a Christmas hat with tissue stuffed up it so it stood straight up off my head around a store for a few shifts before Xmas itself. Were you in fact impersonating santa Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 I did try, with some talcum powder in my beard, but it didn't quite work. Plus the hats were green, and I was wearing a black security uniform... Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 You'd look like a tactical elf... Link to post Share on other sites
L4byr1nth Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Pics or it didn't happen Lex! Ben. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 No pics, but I do still have the hat somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 If you ignore the fact that that particular policy is about to destroy their economy and industry as the workforce ages and retires, without a large enough young adult population to replace them. The vast majority of their citizens are poor villagers, usually, farmer, and are not involved in the industries they make their exports profits from. Im sure China can dig up more workers from the countryside if they need more for those industries later on. Every argument Ive heard about China has been human rights ###### or Westerners who are afraid to admit China is the new superpower Link to post Share on other sites
Misfit Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 The countryside still has to abide by the one child policy... Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Anyone see this before? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5QLZ4oj_6A Link to post Share on other sites
faramon Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 Yea saw that a little while back, also there is a Michael Jackson remix of it cant remember the url but I am sure a youtube search would provide you with details. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 So awesome Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 I'd sync it to Imperial March or Hell March for some strange reason. Link to post Share on other sites
Thechom Posted October 6, 2010 Report Share Posted October 6, 2010 whatever happened to Pro wrestling... Watching one hell of a match from 2000. nowadays it's proper gone down the tubes. I'm sure I've got better skills then some of the chumps main eventing nowadays Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Wrestling. Like Eastenders, but with shoddier acting. And buff sweaty men playfighting. Link to post Share on other sites
mattmanic Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Airsoft. Like Eastenders, but with shoddier acting. And buff sweaty men playfighting. Fixed. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 The countryside still has to abide by the one child policy... True, but enforcing it is easyer said than done. Also the side that doesn't get reported on so much is that, as boys are prefered over girls, new born girls are sometimes killed at birth or just dumped allowing the family to have another child Link to post Share on other sites
backlash13 Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 China's one child policy featured heavily in my GCSE geo course, and is expanded upon further in my AS course. I think the preferential treatment to boys over girls is starting to work its way in at least in the educational level. Link to post Share on other sites
Scuffer Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Things that should be in the past, not staying in the past. Link to post Share on other sites
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