FireKnife Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Here's a simple but slightly nasty way of getting her to stop asking you to take the pics. Take the pics and then "accidentally" loose whatever they're stored on. Then the pics can "accidentally" find their way online and she finds out they're out on the web Oh, and I'm sure there are people on here who wouldn't say no to seeing them (not mentioning anyone in particular, exothermic oxidisation cutting device) Hey, if she is female and under a size 12 I will watch it. Any chance you could find another girl and happen to have them in the same pic? Plus the whole losing it plan doesn't work, just stick em on the net. I have and it often gets you a bit of a nagging but in the end it is forgetten and later on in life you can boot up your laptop, look at the present missus and then think 'I had better' or 'I have got better'. Sometimes I look back and realise what I could be missing, #sigh#. I really don't know. We pretty much almost did once. Almost did isn't actually did. Now just go take those pics and make her happy. Bonus points if you shout out Achievement Unlocked. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 I was thinking just loose a memory card rather than the whole camera Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 I was thinking just loose a memory card rather than the whole camera Same, surely that would be easier? Or just upload them and then say it was by accident while uploading other pics. This of course is if she finds out, what people don't know doesn't worry them. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 I was thinking just loose a memory card rather than the whole camera My ONLY memory card I don't have any reason to remove from the camera?!I remind you once again: I live in a backwards third-world Middle-Eastern Europe country-sized Aberdeen sort of *suitcase*-hole, populated by mouth-breathing imbeciles whose mental capabilities prevent them from figuring out what a memory card is and how to use it unless the more educated Best Buy employee shows them. And I earn 400 quid A MONTH after working my *albatross* off for FIVE YEARS to get a *fruitcage* promotion! While employed on my THIRD substitute worker contract! Yeah, that's a "no". However, I miss the days when people used other P2P protocols than BitTorrent, ones that used folder sharing and in-program search function. That would make a pretty nice "accidental" leak. Hey, if she is female and under a size 12 I will watch it. How large is a size 12, again? "Tumbles instead of walking"?Luckily, she probably is well under size 12. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 How large is a size 12, again? "Tumbles instead of walking"? Luckily, she probably is well under size 12. It is just below average I think nowadays in the UK. Just put size 12 woman into google.co.uk and you will find what I mean . Oh and check that safe search is on. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Oh, okay. I've seen worse, it turns out. Also, considering she's a belly dancer, she has to be a little more fit than that. Not 36-24-36, but still looks okay. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Oh, okay. I've seen worse, it turns out. Also, considering she's a belly dancer, she has to be a little more fit than that. Not 36-24-36, but still looks okay. Same, but that was because of reasons I am forbidden to mention . One of my exs was a belly dancer, meant she was a medium sort of size, little smaller than average but the rest, again I can't mention on this site . As for sizes, trying to figure out UK bra sizes for women is odd sometimes, is it better to have smaller number and higher letter? Is a double letter in between or bigger again? Oh who cares, so long as they are real and plentiful life is great. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 I loved a belly dancer. Loved and lost as it happens. Lorna Gow AKA BellyLorna if you are interested in a bit of Google Fu. She was good enough to emigrate from Scotland to Egypt to dance there, Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Nice, mine was called Holly Fraser, she and her Mum both dance but I can't remember what names they go under. I am sure Google will show you the way. Plus apart from a belly dancer she had a few other talents. Which I stil knew here, she had a hot female friend down the road that was into 'meeting me' too. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Lots of sweary ranting Calm down. I should probably point out my original suggestion was a joke and shouldn't be taken at all seriously. That said I'm sure the internet could do with more nudey pictures Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 I was just thinking the other day. You know what, there are not enough boobs on the Internet. Please do your part to rectify this Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Yes, internet needs more nudity. A decent nudity, all porn is starting to look the same now, want something different . EDIT: Every get the feeling you have too much time on your hands: 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 No more uglies please , as the net has got enough lumpy bumpy people with the bulldog chewing a wasp look , as it is !!!! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Is that why you don't have an avatar pic? Still it depends, we haven't seen what said girl looks like 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Am not attractively challenged , just haven't got round to putting a pic up yet ,!!! Am one of the few guy s in the security industry who still has hair . Lol Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Yeah I do find that a lot of people in security are bald and often have oversized chest and arms that don't match the rest of them . Not a good look at all for them, though what also makes me laugh is when you have say a security guard at a McDonalds at 6pm on a weekday, what is going to happen at a small McDs on a weekday? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Many in the security industry fit into one of the following groups: 1: Those who want to appear "we'll 'ard" and want an excuse to hit people but were not clever enough to get into the military or police 2: Those who have major insecurities (often caused by being bullied as a child) so want to have a little power over others but are too thick to get into the police or military 3: Those who just see it as a way of paying the bills and couldn't really care as they will be off as soon as something better comes along In my experience most are in category 3 but unfortunately those in categories 1 and 2 end up tarring everyone with the same brush Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 2: Those who have major insecurities (often caused by being bullied as a child) so want to have a little power over others but are too thick to get into the police or military http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_and_Safety_Executive Enough said. 1: Those who want to appear "we'll 'ard" and want an excuse to hit people but were not clever enough to get into the military or police Or to eye up sluts in dresses and have an excuse to cop a feel or show off their muscles. Still it is always the bad ones that give the name to others. I work in IT but don't fit the nerd role half as much as some people that don't even work in the field yet people still assume that is what I am like. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
andy84 Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Many in the security industry fit into one of the following groups: 3: Those who just see it as a way of paying the bills and couldn't really care as they will be off as soon as something better comes along In my experience most are in category 3 but unfortunately those in categories 1 and 2 end up tarring everyone with the same brush yep number 3 for me, oh and something to rant about erm......... its cold Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Its always cold. Well it is in the north of the country well call Great Britain. And that is the third time they have played that new stupid Linkin Park song in an hour, it isn't that good radio, play something from the first or second album please, even Re-animation is better than this. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_XIII Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Parcel Farce. I'm looking at the tracking details and it says "attempted delivery". I know that means that they saw the gate was closed, didn't bother ringing the bell and then just *fruitcage*ed off, so why am I surprised? Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Everyone I work with has a proven fighting history , be it martial arts , boxing , police training , military etc , stops the idiot wanna prove myself hard people getting on the company , also helps when we do get a bad situation arise as you can rely on the next man not to freeze up or overreact to the situation , definatly getting worse out there though !! Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Yeah I do find that a lot of people in security are bald and often have oversized chest and arms that don't match the rest of them . 'FireKnife' Hey, I resemble that comment. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Hey, I resemble that comment. Are you in security? If not then you would be perfect . But to be honest, it doesn't help that they do have such a wide difference, in the local Iceland for example, one day you have a heavy set African guy that looks like he could break your jaw or your whole skull in one swing, the next day you have a bloke that is thin, in his 50s and flinches whenever someone drops one of the freezer hatches. If anyone wants to rob it just work out which one is one duty and off they go, but then if you plan to rob an Iceland you are scum lets face it, they sell cheap fluff. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 There's a guy that works at JJB sports in Leeds on the headrow that wears full 5.11 kit. Link to post Share on other sites
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