Agent47 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 British Army (?) shows new sniping technique... Link to post Share on other sites
Evert 72 Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 MOD fund crisis leads to lack of bi-pods for british snipers. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 "Damn! The sarge is walking this way! Er... hand me that sniper rifle. We'll pretend it's a new sniping technique." Link to post Share on other sites
Vicks Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 "Oh and please don't fart, the wind is against us." Link to post Share on other sites
juzi Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 "Damn! The sarge is walking this way! Er... hand me that sniper rifle. We'll pretend it's a new sniping technique." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you say sarge to a seargeant in the british army, they will most likely pull out your eyes and pee on your brain. I think you mean 'sahn' Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticMag Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Judging by the look in his face, whatever went down his throat didn't agree with him at all. *EDIT - SPAWLING Link to post Share on other sites
AirsoftEngineer Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 If you say sarge to a seargeant in the british army, they will most likely pull out your eyes and pee on your brain. I think you mean 'sahn' <{POST_SNAPBACK}> True. I saw someone getting hit (lightly) for saying 'Sarge' to a Sergeant. Also (same guy) pronounced Lieutenant as 'Loo-tenant' instead of 'Left-tentant'. But thats just going off topic... Link to post Share on other sites
Bez Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 "mmm u smell nice, what you doing later?" Link to post Share on other sites
Bez Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 do you think the sniper will take in to account windage? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 If you say sarge to a seargeant in the british army, they will most likely pull out your eyes and pee on your brain. I think you mean 'sahn' <{POST_SNAPBACK}> True. I saw someone getting hit (lightly) for saying 'Sarge' to a Sergeant. Also (same guy) pronounced Lieutenant as 'Loo-tenant' instead of 'Left-tentant'. But thats just going off topic... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Both these captions suck. "All your face are belong to groin!" Link to post Share on other sites
DirtyMoFo Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 'the snipers of the british army are now testing a new rifle rest, which hugs the sniper as they shoot, and prevents the feeling of loneliness in the field' 'are you sure this makes you shoot better?' 'the british army have taken "park your bike" to a whole new level...' 'a new break through in the joining rules for the MOD has served for the military's newest pair of conjoined twins, only one wanted to be a sniper, but he overwhelmed the other, and the MOD entered them for british army sniper training.' Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Pearson Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 1 "Its all right, I've managed to wedge the bipod between my *albartroth* cheeks. Feels quite nice when the recoil kicks back too!" 2 "When I asked you about "crack and thump" that wasn't the kind of crack I was thinking of." If you say sarge to a seargeant in the british army, they will most likely pull out your eyes and pee on your brain. I think you mean 'sahn' Not true. Used to say Sarge all the time in 2LI. They couldn't give a monkeys. Colour Sarjeant's (LI spelling) were called Colour, Corporals called Full Screws and Lance Corporals called Lance Jacks. Only used to address by full rank when in presence of a senior rank, and even then most senior ranks couldn't care less. Individual Battalions have individual quirks. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 1st soldier- I'm gay 2nd soldier- wtf Link to post Share on other sites
WeirdoTransvestite Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 "Don't worry, I'll be gentle" "The army doesn't need to ask at this point" "Please tell me that's a flare in your pants" Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 1st soldier- I'm gay 2nd soldier- wtf <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's the winner! Link to post Share on other sites
Vicks Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 "Here we have two fine soldiers demonstrating the new method army bosses have come up with for keeping gays out of the army." Link to post Share on other sites
Catman Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 "your fat *albartroth* makes for excellent cover" Link to post Share on other sites
LboroSlider Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 "Pull" Link to post Share on other sites
Bez Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 "$5 sucky sucky" Link to post Share on other sites
letterbomb Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 *The results of the 'buy a buddy for a day' seemed to take a turn for the worst* or "Are you sure this is what sarge ment by mount up?" "Quiet you!" Link to post Share on other sites
sillyp Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 "What are you doing?" "Don't ask, don't tell!" Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 "I really appreciate this you know, Doc" "Shut up LJ, and try and finish before someone sees us" Link to post Share on other sites
BigAl Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 British Army introduces new under barrel fart launcher. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 New series of Ultimate Force sparks controversy Day 43 in the Big Brother house.... Link to post Share on other sites
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