Naked Singularity Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 It's even better when at a skirmish, you and your buddies level your assault rifles and yell, "WE WILL STAND AND FIGHT!" before unleashing a hailstorm of gunfire at the opposition. I overheard our football coach talking about showing us 300 before the big kickoff next season. Having the team watch that movie before going into football is going to guarantee us a landslide win. I'm talking about American football, by the way. I play lineman, and while I was watching 300, I imagined myself and my fellow linemen smashing into the opposition much like the Spartans did... only we don't have spears and shields. Link to post Share on other sites
Jagdraben Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 No. It's going to garauntee that each and every member of the team will die before the game is done. And then, a year later, your whole school will avenge your deaths by slaughtering their team, their cheerleaders, and possibly even their waterboy. Link to post Share on other sites
doopydoo Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 THIS! IS! (NAME OF TEAM)!!! TONIGHT, WE DINE AT APPLEBEE'S! Try using those lines to pump you up before you crush the opposition. Link to post Share on other sites
Naked Singularity Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 I haven't tried that with football, but I've tried that with airsoft. Aside from the aforementioned "WE WILL STAND AND FIGHT!" situation, the other favorite line is "GIVE THEM NOTHING! BUT TAKE FROM THEM EVERYTHING!" That was screamed, over the radio, by our team leader as the team went on a major offensive thrust through enemy lines. When me and my sniper buddy heard that, we grinned at each other under our masks, raised our rifles, and charged straight ahead. And yes, although we are normally a sniper-spotter team, we switched to standard assault rifles when the team needed extra firepower. I borrowed a G36C and an MP7A1 off a teammate, and he went with his AUG A1 and MP5K. It was fun to perform charges as Airsofters. It's ten times more fun when you imagine yourself as a modern-day Spartan charging with his latter-day spear and sword. Link to post Share on other sites
XEcuTioN_StyLe Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 YAY my uncle has the movie already!!! Perfect quality video and sound. About 2 Gig file. Wow that movie is still great. Link to post Share on other sites
ColDaz Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 Saw this today and I didn't expect much from it, but I flippin' loved it! Link to post Share on other sites
Donut Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 I found it very appropriate to use when I was playing Risk just yesterday... Coincidentally I only had Southern Europe left too, with about 15 pieces left, and one of my friend has about 50 around me... "THIS. IS. SPARTAAAA~!!!!" *roll dice* I actually held off my first friend... but then my other friend raped me from another front X( Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 LFG! Sohmer genious right there! Link to post Share on other sites
amsniper Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 right come on - out with it! who bought a spartan sword? - im going to forge one myself! - he he he! ....hangs head in shame! Link to post Share on other sites
Naked Singularity Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Screw the sword. Forge a bayonet in the shape of the sword and attach it to your AK-47. Then, drop all the 5.11 stuff you're wearing at a skirmish and put on a leather speedo and a red cape. Pull the plates out of your plate carrier and strap them to your arm. Then you will be a true Spartan! Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Uhh seriously...please dont... Link to post Share on other sites
Donut Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 You're forgetting the computer generated 6-pack Link to post Share on other sites
Connery Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 I don't think that was fake, Donut... Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Okay...a challenge. If someone can find me and send me some bright red material that I can use as a cape, and a fake spartan helmet, I promise to wear it for an entire afternoons gaming at the rather close quarters Unreal CQB site. Ill even try to get pics. Including of all the BB scars I recieve! Be aware that I am 30, >18st and stand 5'9 with a 44" waist so Im more Jabba The Hutt than Leonidas. But a challenge is a challenge. Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 I hated this movie man it was stupid and i loved sin city what a total pile of ######, i have the graphic novel and man is it way better. Link to post Share on other sites
Donut Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 I don't think that was fake, Donut... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know they went through intensive training but I'm still skeptical that they are all real Link to post Share on other sites
Holmes Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 I hated this movie man it was stupid and i loved sin city what a total pile of ######, i have the graphic novel and man is it way better. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What a well-formulated opinion! Seriously, if you are going to bash something, try not to come off as a complete idiot. Just a thought, you should try one some time! Link to post Share on other sites
Naked Singularity Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Those six-packs were all real. It took seven months of intense dieting and exercise to turn Hollywood pretty boys into honest-to-God Spartans. I hope they release a workout video guide... "THE MAKING OF A SPARTAN" Imagine the kind of money they would make off that! Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Id buy it! Link to post Share on other sites
Donut Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Those six-packs were all real. It took seven months of intense dieting and exercise to turn Hollywood pretty boys into honest-to-God Spartans. I hope they release a workout video guide... "THE MAKING OF A SPARTAN" Imagine the kind of money they would make off that! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, I guess I was wrong then. Wow... all real... Link to post Share on other sites
snowman Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Okay...a challenge. ... Be aware that I am 30, >18st and stand 5'9 with a 44" waist so Im more Jabba The Hutt than Leonidas. But a challenge is a challenge. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So, more Party Seven than six pack? Cheers. Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 I really want to see this, but I can't ever find the time. I reckon a bit of carnage might cheer me up as well. Link to post Share on other sites
full metal coat Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Im just curious, how many Spartans did they portray in the movie? My history teacher taught me that each Spartan had his own combat slave that trained side by side with their spartan masters... Thus in real life there would have to be 600 (spartans and their slaves) Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 So, more Party Seven than six pack? Cheers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> thats the one! Link to post Share on other sites
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