faramon Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Paranoiddroid - She was not born she simply chose to exist .. mainly so that she could kill you all. Link to post Share on other sites
bladerunner168 Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Faramon - He is THE Higgs Boson Particle. Link to post Share on other sites
faramon Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Bladerunner168 - They say there was once 167 clones of him, he made sure he was the only one. Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 I heard Bladerunner's forum username came from the fact he goes jogging on fields of rusty bayonets because pavements are for wimps. Link to post Share on other sites
faramon Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Renegadecow - When Renegadecow decides you are hit he simply walks up to you, constructs a custom and new weapon in front of you and then beats you to the floor with it. Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 I heard he uses the skulls of the damned to create things noone has ever heard of because they haven't been invented yet, because he has the ability to see the future. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 I herard he attracts older american milfs as a toy boy Link to post Share on other sites
bladerunner168 Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Hwagan - Does not use slings on his weapons, he has an Airsoft Caddy, alternating between Chris Costa and Travis Haley. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 I'm so hardcore that Arnie himself shot me in the leg with an original Maruzen GBB P99 and I didn't become an e-celebrity. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 I'm so hardcore that Arnie himself shot me in the leg with an original Maruzen GBB P99 and I didn't become an e-celebrity. Oh but you are. You're the Bruce Campbell of the airsoft world. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 To be fair, I was that before Arnie shot me in the leg. My statement holds. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 So hardcore you were an e-celeb before encountering Arnie? Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 HI! I'M DARK LITE YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME FROM SUCH AIRSOFT COMMERCIALS AS SHOT BY ARNIE AND YES COMMANDER MY CLOAK IS BILLOWING AND NOW I'M HERE TO SELL YOU NEW! VANISH TRIPLE OXY-BICURIOUS-XTRA STAIN REMOVER. That's your future DarkLite, scary. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 DARKLITE HERE WITH SOFTIE-BANG! LOOK WHAT IT DOES TO THIS NEWBIE! Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Trying this myself now: Fyurian is so hardcore he hits the compitition in the nuts from 100yards in the nuts. Double-tapping. Sniper you say? No sir! He SPITS BB's! You hear a snort and your DEAD! Err.. whatyasay? :$ Link to post Share on other sites
faramon Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Darklite - They say that when he was born he came out in full kit and a Maruzen M870 .. and it never jams or fouls. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Lone_Bullet is so ADVERB ADJECTIVE that he VERBS the ADJECTIVE NOUN. Link to post Share on other sites
faramon Posted February 18, 2012 Report Share Posted February 18, 2012 Darklite - .. Spoils Stig style jokes ... you *bramston pickle*. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Some say that he has upside-down nipples, and that his genitals are made in Japan by robots. All we know is, he's called faramon. Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Lone_Bullet is so ADVERB ADJECTIVE that he VERBS the ADJECTIVE NOUN. Say what now? I'm sorry but my theoretical English stops at the very start of your quote. If I failed, just say so Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Example: Lone_Bullet is so badly literate that he fails the theorectical English. Link to post Share on other sites
Redshirt 1-7 Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Darklite - some people drive with no hands, he frags with no mags. I'm so hardcore I bang killed the whole enemy team just by looking at them. Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Darklite, you have a point, It ain't my 1st language. I'll go back to my softcore cave now Darklite is so hardcore he slapped me back to the stone age... Link to post Share on other sites
Baisho Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 Hard core? I think I´m not sure if I am suited to fit the word. The most recent one was when I was with four of my team, in a woodland site, and we had to take on a consistent defense. The game was beginning to drag too much . Conversation: -Guys, this isn´t going anywhere. -*grabs pistol* Wanna try? -...Let´s. We stormed 16 guys that evening with the pistols. Yelling like maniacs. Fun times. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 I'm so hardcore I haven't read this thread for a few days. I also didn't laugh at the comments about me* *I laughed at the comments about me Link to post Share on other sites
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