SeekND Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 No socks? *badgeress* please! Once I played as John McClane Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 not enough glass. Link to post Share on other sites
SeekND Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 There was during the game Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Scheisse dem fenster! Link to post Share on other sites
renegadecow Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Not enough blood. Link to post Share on other sites
judgeman Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 I shot a man. In Reno. Just to watch him die. .....with a HFC Broomhandle. Link to post Share on other sites
faramon Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 ... Not enough feet. Link to post Share on other sites
Forti Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 One time I got shot and didn't say ow Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 At last Sunday's game, I couldn't hit someone because they were out of range, so I sent 11,000 bears to tear him asunder. Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I once had Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chuck Norris over to watch my little pony. Link to post Share on other sites
renegadecow Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 to watch my little pony. ... gen 1 no less being the 80's buffs that they are. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 there are 4,396 objects in the room that Chuck Norris could kill you with, including my little pony. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I once had a mexican stand-off with Clint Eastwood and John Wayne. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I brought a knife to a gunfight. Link to post Share on other sites
Forti Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Well now you're all just being silly. Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 I use a hfc gas colt .25 as a primary occasionally. Link to post Share on other sites
faramon Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Hwagan - Some say he once ripped open a bunker with his bare hands and killed the occupants using only his eyes. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Hwagan - Some say he once ripped open a bunker with his bare hands and killed the occupants using only his eyes. but they might have been drunk at the time. Link to post Share on other sites
faramon Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Whitehawksan - It is said that he is so accurate he doesn't just dot the i's he decimals them. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 I once heard from a man who may have been on LSD that Hwagan once wrestled a necromorph using only his bare hands and then feasted upon it's flesh. Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Hwagan - Some say he once ripped open a bunker with his bare hands and killed the occupants using only his eyes. I once heard from a man who may have been on LSD that Hwagan once wrestled a necromorph using only his bare hands and then feasted upon it's flesh. Both entirely true stories. I once heard that Faramon ran out of ammo, so summoned Thor to smite his enemies with plastic lightning and caused them to cry tears consisting of their own souls. And it turned out Thor was actually WhiteHawksan. Also I heard shmook is too modest, and actually brought a butterknife to a rail-gun fight. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 I heard it was a cheese-knife. And he won. Twice. Link to post Share on other sites
faramon Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Shmook - They say he has a night sight on his gun only to beat you to death with, Shmook doesn't need night vision .. Shmook see's everything. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 If you can see shmook, shmook can see you. If you cannot see shmook, you may be only seconds away from death. Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 Shmook can kill a man with a top-hat, without taking it off his head. Link to post Share on other sites
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