evilliboba Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Oh Dear (crazy person on youtube) Crazy people? On my internet? AGAIN?! Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Cheers rhino Funnily enough, I went to a school called Freman College. Coinkydink? Link to post Share on other sites
RedRaptor Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 We need to get Ron Jeremy to construct the Large Hardon Collider to counter this. Link to post Share on other sites
Kousnik Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 oh my lol Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 halflife beats nolife! whahey! Anyways, um, ending the world is the pure responsibility of Chuck Norris. The LHC has nothing on Chuck Norris. I dunno, but I bagsie WierdoTransvestite to play Glados in the spin off... Ooo Glados. *feels all weird and fuzzy* Link to post Share on other sites
Spiderpig Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 I think they just moved the launching date. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 I think they just moved the launching date. Because Chuck Norris said so. Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Oh Dear (crazy person on youtube) HAHA! You dont have to be religious to be stupid, but it sure helps Link to post Share on other sites
TheKurodaVagrant Posted August 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Where'd you hear this? So they're not going to begin testing and calibration today? Link to post Share on other sites
elrey Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Yeah, they'll do the first test on December 21, 2012. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 4 more years for zombie preparations. Its gonna end up being like Shaun of the Dead. Link to post Share on other sites
Weirdguy Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Where'd you hear this? So they're not going to begin testing and calibration today? http://rss.slashdot.org/~r/Slashdot/slashd...8338/article.pl August 9th is when it will be powered on, on September 10th it will be tested for the first time. Link to post Share on other sites
Spiderpig Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Yay, we have more days to live. Link to post Share on other sites
Carrion Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 why prey tell are the powering up on a *fruitcage* saturday? if i had the choice between oh working the wekeend and not having a life or doing it a day earlier and partaying when it works then i know what i would chose. that said if it does fail then they can have a last beerage the night before. Link to post Share on other sites
TheKurodaVagrant Posted August 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Yeah, they'll do the first test on December 21, 2012. Now THAT'S a day I expect to see some zombies. I should probably stop with airsoft for a bit so I can at least have a reliable rifle and handgun by then. I'm disappointed in this date confusion. I see 8/9 as the date for the first injection test, 9/10 as the main ring test... and I have no idea what LHCountdown.com was actually counting down to now, especially since it's offline from traffic. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Counting down till it's domain fails. And then blame the LHC Link to post Share on other sites
TheKurodaVagrant Posted August 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 It looks like they were 10 or so hours off. Oh well. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 The LHC isn't even turned on yet and things are going wrong! Oh noes! Link to post Share on other sites
TheKurodaVagrant Posted August 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 D: There has been a fanboy resonance cascade. The news of their progress is rippling throughout the masses, sending forth a violent wave of server requests, taking down any site in their path. On slightly unrelated news, my beloved 4c*** is down also. There were tons of LHC threads on it yesterday. Coincidence? I think NOT! Link to post Share on other sites
expvideo Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 I predict a terrorist attack. Or an attempt at one. I mean, if the people who are protesting this facility's use really believe it could destroy the universe, why wouldn't they put their swords where their mouth is? I strongly suspect, however, that the facility's sole weak point is an exhaust port only two meters wide, which is impossible to hit. Even for a computer. Terrorists? It seems to me that they are the terrorists. What a weird time we live in. You can proclaim to everyone when and where you will activate a device that could potentially end the world, and not only does the government not stop you, but they label anyone that would try a terrorist. How can they say "this probably won't end the world" and still be able to do this?! I'm so frustrated right now! I don't care what it does, if it has the potential, even slightly, of killing everyone on the planet... don't do it! Where is James Bond when you need him?! Link to post Share on other sites
TheKurodaVagrant Posted August 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 That's because it's for science, the only true religion, and the intent is not malicious at all. We're far more likely to learn a whole lot more about how our universe works from this than to have it torn apart before our eyes. Keep in mind collisions FAR more energetic than the ones proposed for the LHC occur millions of times a second in this universe and even occur in our upper atmosphere. No need to feel like it's a case of OMG TERRISTS!! Now sit down and get back to daydreaming about portals to hell being opened. Link to post Share on other sites
The Badger Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 The Badgers always been under the mind set that if everyones dead then there is no-one left to blame you, so theres no reason not to end the world! (logical fallacies ensue) Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 If Brad Pitt turns into a zombie, is TKV the new Brad Pitt? I vote yes. Link to post Share on other sites
MDK_Marshal Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Oh boy. The LHC Won't make black holes and gobble up the earth. You have my personal word for that. If it does end the world, then, well, I suppose I owe you a pint. Link to post Share on other sites
Chimpy Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Terrorists? It seems to me that they are the terrorists. What a weird time we live in. You can proclaim to everyone when and where you will activate a device that could potentially end the world, and not only does the government not stop you, but they label anyone that would try a terrorist. How can they say "this probably won't end the world" and still be able to do this?! I'm so frustrated right now! I don't care what it does, if it has the potential, even slightly, of killing everyone on the planet... don't do it! Where is James Bond when you need him?! You are joking right? Link to post Share on other sites
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