Dan_Breen Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless. So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF. I was furious and told him in no uncertain terms to get his meat out of GF and GTFO! Needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF out. Now it's been 2 weeks that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more. Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him? OR Pack my stuff and be on my way. Here's pics of my GF for you lot as I know you'll ask. http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3034/85743524.jpg Link to post Share on other sites
RedScare Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 haha, no Link to post Share on other sites
Stealthbomber Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 As long as your GF is clean after your dad's finished it should be fine for you to still slip your meat in. Or something. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Lol! Well you got me good. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Ah father-son bonding... Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Never heard of sharing? Plenty of room for 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 his GF is too tiny for 2 big meatslabs! Link to post Share on other sites
Pistol_Dude Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 his GF is too tiny for 2 big meatslabs! And you wouldn't want your meat touching another bloke's. Link to post Share on other sites
bogdan192 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 The GF was totally asking for it. Don't blame your dad. Can't you see how the GF is wide open for that meat? Link to post Share on other sites
PWRRTiger16 Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 I've seen this on other forums, and some of the members replies were hilarious.. Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Does GF cook meatballs as well? Link to post Share on other sites
teflon don Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 lol i've read the reply before looking at the picture i felt so sorry for the guy Link to post Share on other sites
K-Wolf Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Gotta say you had me going on that one, but Seriously, it's not your fathers fault i'd sit down and discuss it with your father, your both family you have to work through your problems lol Link to post Share on other sites
thewallhitme Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 get on trisha or jeremy kyle Link to post Share on other sites
Wege Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 I have had a sandwich in the GF many a time. All I have to do is make sure I clean the GF out whenever I finish. Yummy! Link to post Share on other sites
Whan Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Lol, pretty good. Link to post Share on other sites
DesertFoxRomel Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Oh the hilarity. his GF is too tiny for 2 big meatslabs! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Mmmmm, grilled food. Sorry what was that about your GF or something? 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Stealthbomber Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 I've seen this on other forums, and some of the members replies were hilarious.. Shame you couldn't manage anything similar then. Link to post Share on other sites
Stink aka sam Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites
Munitions Man Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 So your GF's dad is George Foreman? Link to post Share on other sites
Shriven Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Worst.Reply. Ever. Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 So your GF's dad is George Foreman? "I'm so proud of my daughter i put my name on her!" :s Link to post Share on other sites
D-JHapyMeal Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 If I didnt know this was the Humor and Jokes section (yes, i allways read posts by clicking "view new posts") I wouldnt know wetter you were serious or not. Nice one, I feel like ive been politely rockroll'd. Link to post Share on other sites
Robbo1989 Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 And you wouldn't want your meat touching another bloke's. You got me good!!!!! HAHAHAHA Got some very odd looks when I just ROFL'd out loud. Link to post Share on other sites
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