Spudgun Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 I lived in Germany for 5 years. The German version of a Fish and Chip shop is called a Schnell-Imbiss (Quick Break). When you ask for some Pommes (Chips), the guy behind the counters actually asks you if you want mayo on your chips! It's normal out there. I've been doing it ever since! Oh, curry sauce in your Bratwurst is another winner! Link to post Share on other sites
Munitions Man Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Mayo is f___ing disgusting. That is all. Carry on. Agreed! Mustard I say! I don't personally care for mayonnaise, just hate the taste, but I'll put mustard on anything! Especially Chips, maybe even American chips . Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Mayo on chips. Mmmmm Sweetcorn relish on chips. Mmmmm Ketchup on chips. Mmmmm Barbecue relish on chips. Mmmmm Sweet n Sour Sauce on chips. Mmmmm Strawberry jam on chips. Mmmmm I see a connection here! Fact is, chips are pretty tasteless things. All they are is a means of conveyance of vinegar/salt/sauces/relishes/jams etc from your plate to your mouth. If you like the sauce, youll like it on chips. Simple as. And dont tell me noone hasnt tried jam/marmalade on chips. Please tell me Im normal. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris North Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 I'm having a hard time swapping fries for chips at this time of night, err morning. I can't help picture a wavy Lays dipped in mayo. Anyway, I hate mayonnaise. For the amount of white death that it is, it's not very tasty. I know a guy that puts mayo on everything though. Everything. Shudders and does Whole Nine Yards impression. Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 I'm having a hard time swapping fries for chips at this time of night, err morning. I can't help picture a wavy Lays dipped in mayo. Anyway, I hate mayonnaise. For the amount of white death that it is, it's not very tasty. I know a guy that puts mayo on everything though. Everything. Shudders and does Whole Nine Yards impression. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> An American who calls them chips! I really need a *worship* emoticon right about now. Link to post Share on other sites
Chris North Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Erm, actually, I don't. I usually just call them potatoes, unless they're shoestring fast food type, or the thicker square like ones that are fried. Otherwise, tots, wedges and all others are potatoes. Bagged thin fried potatoes are chips for me. TBH, I see where chips and crisps could make more sense than fries and chips. But if you'll worship me, I'll call them whatever you want me to. Link to post Share on other sites
screamin_weasel Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 mayo on chips is wrong. very very wrong. tommy k or bbq sauce. or cheese. and as for keeping your ketchup in the fridge - what planet are you on ? whats the point in putting cold sauce on your hot food ? just tastes wrong, Link to post Share on other sites
Carrion Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 any sauce is good. garlic mayo is win on anything. mango sauce is great as well. Link to post Share on other sites
hunter512 Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Cheesy chips and garlic mayo, ideal post drinking sesh munch, tho not so good if you're planning on taking a lass home................. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 I lived in Germany for 5 years. The German version of a Fish and Chip shop is called a Schnell-Imbiss (Quick Break). When you ask for some Pommes (Chips), the guy behind the counters actually asks you if you want mayo on your chips! It's normal out there. I've been doing it ever since! Oh, curry sauce in your Bratwurst is another winner! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh my... I remember going to Germany a few years back (I think this was in Germany, not Holland...I've been to both...anyway...) and we found a Schnell-Imbiss. We decided to have lunch there, a group of 5 or 6 of us. So, we order our stuff. A vegetarian friend orders a 'Super Chips'. Yes, it was actually called a 'Super Chips'. It arrives. It is a MASSIVE plate/bowl of chips, COVERED in ketchup, mayo AND curry sauce. It looked like someone had dumped bodily functions all over it. Anyway, he dug around in there to find some uncontaminated chips, when all of a sudden... "HOLY F***ING S**T!" - there appears, lurking at the bottom, a sausage the size of the frickin' Bismark. I think it took 15 minutes for us to stop crying with laughter, upon which the whole thing was dumped in the bin. SUPER CHIPS NEVAR 4GET Link to post Share on other sites
Delfi Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 I lived and worked in Rotterdam for a while and I can confirm that the Dutch (stoned or not) go for mayo big time with their 'chips' ... only they're not chips ... we're talking French Fries here. A very different thing to the British chip shop item. Brit chips only need salt and vinegar to be perfect ... it's excusable to use ketchup at a push and maybe HP sauce (ironically now Dutch too). Either way, mayo on any form of fried potato is just chavvy disgusting filth And what about mayo on doner kebabs? WTF is that about? ECH !!!! D Link to post Share on other sites
AliceHKfan Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 I think its gross, but I respect the fact that some people like it Link to post Share on other sites
Octopus Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Mayo on chips sound horrendous. I can just feel my arteries hardening at the very thought. I go for Heinz Salad cream when I make chips. As the advert said: Any food tastes supreme, with Heinz Salad Cream. Yummy!! Link to post Share on other sites
Armleg Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Yeah its alright, I like mayo with a heap of pepper or mayo mixed with bbq sauce. Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 This thread has made me put some chips on, and eat them with mayo. Can't wait. Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Anything on chips (yes, chips, the only word for them I've heard used in person) is an abomination. The plain potato and salt flavor is enough for me, although I rarely eat non-flavored chips anyways. Chili flavored pringles FTW! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Anything on chips (yes, chips, the only word for them I've heard used in person) is an abomination. The plain potato and salt flavor is enough for me, although I rarely eat non-flavored chips anyways. Chili flavored pringles FTW! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wrong type of chips Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Anything on chips (yes, chips, the only word for them I've heard used in person) is an abomination. The plain potato and salt flavor is enough for me, although I rarely eat non-flavored chips anyways. Chili flavored pringles FTW! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
Carrion Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 im eating it now Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Mayo on chips sound horrendous. I can just feel my arteries hardening at the very thought. I go for Heinz Salad cream when I make chips. As the advert said: Any food tastes supreme, with Heinz Salad Cream. This man speaks the truth....I know because I've tried. (As a replacement fro coincidently ......For mayo ¬_¬) Link to post Share on other sites
otherrandomhero Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Oh, you mean fries? Yes, still disgusting to put anything on them other than chili and cheese. Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 So noone has tried marmalade on chips? I discovered mayo on chips by accident. I was like Ugh, thats horrid till I bought a chicken burger and chips...and he went and put mayo on everything. I thought 'Ah well, Ill try it'. Glad I did Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Talking about Mayo on other thing I love it with Burgers (As well as Salad Tomato Ketchup and Mustard :>) Link to post Share on other sites
wicaed Posted May 27, 2007 Report Share Posted May 27, 2007 Mayo is so horribly fatty.. Although, has anyone tried mayo and ketchup mixed with chips? Link to post Share on other sites
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