paranoiddroid Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 I favour the pool ball in a sock to be honest because I'm a sicker for the classics. Have you thought about psychological warfare? Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 That's my preferred route I think.. He doesn't deserve to sleep well tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Listen to something unsettling on repeat. Currently, I find lana del rey's cover of once upon a dream to be quite sinister. Or there's the classic sound of babies crying. That's one of the oldies. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Shared room has limited options. You could try the high ground of doing nothing but with a massive grin on your face. He'll go out of his mind wondering what you've done as to him, potentially everything will be compromised. And at the other end of the spectrum, there's plan B. Sleep with his mum. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 You could get the milk off his mum . . . Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Put it on his pillow and in his tea ha ha. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 in his kettle?Unless the kettle is shared, in which case it was a bit of an own goal on his part. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Yeah. I was going to suggest the whole *suitcase* in the kettle, turn on and leave the lid off until it fills the room/house with evaporated *suitcase* particles until the water runs out. But if you're sharing a room, not a great idea. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 1: mix chilli powder in water 2: lightly spray over the toilet roll 3: make sure you have a spare roll stashed away 4: if you're feeling extra nasty slip him a laxative Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Yeah shared room and shared kettle.. But no one but me used the kettle. I like the idea of chilli powder on the bog roll.. Think I'll give it a go! Though right now he's freaking out as I've done nothing and have a massive grin on my face. Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 wait till you see him with chips and literally on his chips imo Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 bar of soap and a pillow case Padlocks in a sock pool ball in a sock At my school it was rugby boots in a pillow case or D cell batteries/coins/pool ball in a knee length rugby sock. Nothing like a depressed skull fracture to let someone know you are angry. You are in a shared room? Just remind him that he has to sleep some time. Make him fear sleep. Spray deep heat on his face while he sleeps, continue to spray into his mouth as he screams. Cling film him to the bed and shave half of his head. Then he will have to do the other half. Superglue everything. Mess with his food, clothes, property. Make him regret starting a practical joke war. Remember - maximum escalation. No half measures. Scorched earth is the only way to win this. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Cling film him to the bed Sounds like a half measure. Ratchet straps all the way. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Kill him. Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Burn some weed in his closet and complain to an authority about the smell. And the movie Amelie Poulain has a nice montage of tricks. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 What made him widdle in the kettle to start with? Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 You are Belgian though so that film is also called Amélie de Montmartre or just Amélie depending on your location. It is also one of my favourite movies. I loves it. It makes me feel odd, like The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. What a film. You use cling film because the individual sheets are light enough not to wake him but the net effect is strong enough to hold him. A ratchet strap going over you would probably wake you. Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 I've decided not to act. I go home tomorrow and he's scared shitless of me at the moment. No doubt he will sleep badly tonight so that's enough. I can rise above it! What made him widdle in the kettle to start with? As for this I've got no idea.. Being the older of the group I generally stay out of their hyper crazes and let them just get on with it. Saves me getting involved when something gets wrong.. I guess they just thought it'd be funny as other than helping the majority of them out with coursework and practical sessions I've done nothing to bring it on. I didn't even blow my lid when I found out.. Just got quietly angry and left the room after telling them to sort their *suitcase* out and clear it up. Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 sounds like top banter tbh Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Yeah. All the cool kids in each other's food and beverage making equipment before labelling it "pure bantz" and piling themselves into a Citroën saxo and going for a cheeky nandos. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 I prefer naughty nandos, more boobs. Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 J*zz in his shampoo. Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 You have to leave a message before he leaves. It's required! Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 He questioned me about it over dinner.. Asked me why I hadn't done anything. I just looked at him dead in the eye and said "I haven't done anything yet. We have another 2 years of this apprenticeship and you will be seeing me once a month until the end.." Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 BAM. I'm sure he wee'd a little right there! Link to post Share on other sites
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