Tw1tch Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Nodded off at my desk. My desk is in full view of the trade counter. Very embarrassing. You passed out from rescuing puppies from this heat. Link to post Share on other sites
badwitchproject Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 My VPN has been caught by Netflix so I haven't been able to use the US site which is annoying as *fruitcage*. The UK version seems to be more inferior. Any recommendations? Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 My last former flatmate is insane. She rented a flat elsewhere, thank god. Guess who woke me up at 2 *fruitcage* A.M.?! Yeah. She said that she found a cockroach crawling over her, so she took both of her dogs and decided to crash on my couch. At 2AM. Waking me up. This is unforgivable. Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Get a peep hole.. leave her standing outside next time and get the *fruitcage* back to bed with some ear pro on if she's too loud. Job done! Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Well, told her to wake up and GTFO at 6AM, so there's that. She complied. That of course doesn't change the fact that I'm tired and I'll probably crash as soon as I get home. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Did you let her in, or does she still have a key? If the latter, get it back or change the locks. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 If someone is banging on my door at 2am they better be the police or they're getting a slap. Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Did you let her in, or does she still have a key? If the latter, get it back or change the locks. I let her in, crazy people shouldn't be running all over the city at 2AM. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Or a booty call. I'd allow that. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 But surely that would be arranged? How often do you get random women turning up at your door unannounced wanting sex? Do not say 'all the time' Edit, I would be changing the locks regardless. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Not going to lie. It has happened before ha. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Left the keys to my flat at work... On the plus side I know where they are, but now I have to wait for my flatmate to get home in order to get in. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Sounds like an excuse to go to the pub Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Eh I've just come from my pub, am pretty broke until payday and just want to go to bed. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Drink the slops trays. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Drink the slops trays. No thank you. Did that enough in my student days. Funnily enough my mate worked a student bar and they had draught relentless energy with it's own font and drip, must've been a gas or cooling issue with it as they lost a lot to the drop tray... Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Relentless on tap? Wow... Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Student pub I used to frequent had Irn Bru on tap. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 I'm equally very glad, and quite dissapointed that I never went to Uni... Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 The uni bar in Hatfield was almost as expensive as the pubs and only had the usual beer or spirits. I do vaguely remember they did a bar stock exchange a few times and one night I was lucky enough to get served just as the market crashed Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 ... bar stock exchange? Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Prices go up or down depending on sales (shown on TV screens) and every so often there's a market crash where all prices go silly, eg 60p for a double vodka. Everyone rushes to the bar and prices start going up again as more drinks are sold. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 My uni was standard cheap grog. Went to Newcastle to see friends there and was introduced to the happy hour machine. Totally awesome back then. And now. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Happy hour machine? Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Yep, the bars had a happy 'hour' (I think 1800-1900) where when you ordered a round, a screen displayed full price/2for1/free/ some others I can't remember and scrolled through them rapidly. You were given a button to press to stop the spin, and whatever it landed on was what you paid Link to post Share on other sites
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